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Hey internet people new chapters up.

M.S: You know the usual disclaimer.

N.S: I do NOT own Naruto, A.C., or anything of such things.

Eli: If he did he wouldn't be writing these stories. Hi internet people!

M.S: remind me why you said she could help in this?

N.S: because she could kick our ass, kill us, stab us with paper clips, and love us at the same time.

M.S: she bribed you didn't she?

N.S: yep.

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Mental Thoughts

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Chapter 9: IDIOTS rule part 2

'Your day will be great since your positive mental octopus swimming in the cosmic spiral spews its irretrievable vital life juice of positivity and joy.' 'You gotta love the daily predictions.' A silver haired man thought to himself. He was sitting at the edge of the apartment building, reading a little blue book which, and drinking a small cup of tea. Once he finished the drink he took one last deep breath of the fresh mid-afternoon air, before pulling up his mask and running down the side of the building with ease.

Dressed in his usual attire, standard Jonin uniform, mask and headband covering up most of his face, and gravity defying silver hair, Kakashi Hatake started his usual morning walk through Konoha before heading to pick up the recent batch of academy students that were assigned to him. As he walked through the barely occupied streets, he noticed something out of the corner of his eye. It was a bright white sign sitting infront of a book store with 4 small orange books on display. The sign read:

'ICHA ICHA: FUTA HEAVEN! Now available in a bookstore near you, PICK IT UP TODAY!'

Now it was common knowledge that Kakashi was an open reader of the series ICHA ICHA, the widely popular series of perverted literature which 'supposedly' had a great plot line, says most closet readers of the series. But were most readers keep their subscriptions hidden in their homes or their offices, Kakashi simply reads them in public, holding it in front of his face for everyone to see. When asked about this, he would give a simple laid back answer "It has a great plot line." with what looked like a smile underneath his mask, and then return to reading.

Standing in front of the bookstore, Kakashi noticed that the shop was closed, and would not open until noon. 'I can wait till then,' he thought to himself, leaning up against the store window, waiting for it to open.

"WHERE THE HELL IS HE!" yelled Nari as she slammed her face on the desk again. For the past 4 hours they had been waiting for their sensei to arrive, while everyone else had already left. "I'm sure he has a good reason to be late Nari." Tenten said, patting her girlfriend on the back, finding it cute how impatient she gets. The couple sat next to each other on one side of the room while their third team mate sat on the other. Sitting there with his usual stance, Sasuke Uchiha waited in silence. When he heard his name called and placed on a team with two girls, a small, microscopic, immeasurable, and almost non-existent part of his mind thought that he may be lucky for getting two girls. Since he had the attention of practically every girl in the village, he began to think that he could use these girls to his advantage for once. If they fall for him, like everyone else, he could have them quit being ninja and get rid of them dragging him down.

Now if he had been paired up with only fan girls, like Sakura or Ino, this may have worked, however, he was not that lucky. Once every one left and they were the only ones there, Tenten had thrown a shuriken just missing his nose, while Nari put up a perimeter around him. She had set up a trip wire trap with ninja thread which, when triggered, would launch a flurry of shuriken at the Uchiha. They did all this in a matter of minutes, not allowing him to move from his seat, before he could even try to make a move.

Suddenly the door to the room had opened, revealing a man with gravity defying silver hair and a face that was mostly covered by a mask and headband, reading a small orange book. Nari looked up to see who was at the door and noticed the small orange book and felt her jaw drop. The man looked up from the book and noticed the young blonde girl and also grew a surprised expression. "YOU!" they both yelled before Nari rushed over to him. Once she reached him she gave him a quick hug before taking out her own small orange book from her pocket. "Is that the newest copy if the L series?" she asked excitedly. She recognized him from when she was younger and had a bodyguard who wore a dog mask that always read these books while on duty. "No, this is the new series from him, the beginning of the F.H. series." He said calmly to the younger fan. Tenten couldn't help put sweat drop at the sight of her girlfriend discussing a porno book with their teacher like it was nothing. Once they finished discussing the books, Kakashi turned to get a look at the rest of his new students. When he looked at the girl with hair buns, he couldn't help but think of a panda, while when he looked at the only boy in the group, his positive hopes for the team diminished. He had heard that the last Uchiha was an arrogant boy who thought he was the godsend of all ninja, but getting a good look at him now, Kakashi could tell that he would be trouble in the future.

"My first impression about you three is…I like you. Now meet me on the roof in 5 so we can get acquainted."

*MEANWHILE*

Atop the Hokage monument, Anko Mitarashi waited for her students to arrive. When she was assigned her team, she felt a little disappointed at first because she wouldn't be able to spend more time with her little sister Nari, but when she heard she got stuck with the Uchiha, she felt a little jealous. 'Nari's gonna beat the shit out of that lil'emo boy.' She thought laughing to herself. Suddenly two girls appeared behind her, mildly panting at having to have run over the roof tops to get here. One was a girl with short, dark purple hair and eyes that were the Hyuuga clan white. The other girl was one with short shaggy red hair and grey eyes that had the pupil, unlike her team mate. Ten minutes later, the last of the group, a girl with bright green eyes and long pink hair in a red outfit came running up the road that lead to the top of the monument. Once she made it to them, she collapsed from exhaustion. Sakura, forgetting her training at the academy, had chosen to run to the location their instructor had told them to go.

"OK, now that where here, lets introduce our selves." Anko said to the three girls, who had sat down next to the collapsed pinkette. "Simply tell us your name, likes, dislikes, hobbies, and your ultimate goal in life. I'll start us off." She said sitting down in front of them. "My name is Anko Mitarashi, I like, no, LOVE dango, training, sharp things, the ICHA ICHA series, pretty women, and my little sister Nari. I dislike people who are arrogant and view themselves above others and emo jerks. My hobbies include eating dango, training, and having fun. My dream is to either someday capture an evil bastered who betrayed me long ago and end him or have a family with a very beautiful women to wed." She said with a smile on her face. Hinata, Gaia, and the semi-conscious Sakura, simply sweat dropped at hearing what this woman liked. "Ok, Hyuuga your up. Tell us about yourself." She said playfully.

"Ok. My name is Hinata Hyuuga, I love cinnamon rolls, training, my friends Nari and Tenten, and my girlfriend Gaia," she said before wrapping an arm around Gaia who simply blushed at the move. "I dislike people who hurt others for no reason and people who ignore people for no reason what so ever. My hobbies include spending time with Gaia, training, and hanging out with Nari and Tenten. My dream is to someday be able to leave my clan and live a happy life with Gaia." She said smiling and a faint blush on her face. Gaia was now as red as her hair when Hinata was done.

"Cool, ok how bout you red?" Anko said, mentally laughing at how cute these two looked together. "O-ok," Gaia said shyly. "My n-name is G-Gaia, G-Gaia Y-Yuhi," She said quietly. "I-I like my g-girlfriend H-Hinata v-very much, I-I-I'm still n-new to the village, s-so I don't really k-know a lot of p-people, e-except Kurenai, s-she a-adopted m-me and i-is l-letting m-me s-stay with her. I-I-I dislike people w-who use people l-like tools and mistreat them l-like they are nothing." She said, "I-I don't really h-have a-a lot of hobbies, s-since I a-am s-still new to the village, sorry. M-my d-dream i-is to one day h-have a h-happy life with a f-family." She said, still blushing madly.

Anko couldn't help but think she was the cutest, shyest thing ever, but not saying so, since it would most likely scare the poor girl. "Ok, pinky your turn." She said to Sakura who had had time to catch her breath. "Ok, my name is Sakura Haruno, I like my friend/rival Ino and Sasuke Uchiha, and my dislikes are Ino and anyone else who is trying to get him and Kiba Inuzuka. My hobbies include looking at Sasuke, thinking about Sasuke, and being around Sasuke. My dream is to someday be able to marry him and help him revive his clan." She said dreamily. Anko couldn't help but think of one word to describe the girl, 'Fan girl. This will be fun." She thought, smirking at the many possible ways she could break the fan girl's spirit and gain her retribution.

"Ok girls, tomorrow you begin your first test to see if you have what it takes to truly be ninja, so get enough sleep, and remember to eat something, well if you want to throw up that is." She said before jumping off the monument to prepare the test for them.

A/N: hope you guys liked it, sorry for any OOC, please review and comment. thanks.