I have nothing to do...

Might as well write a story... Most of my stories in the future will most likely include an ability from Derek such as chains, extreme power, high skill/ Intelligence or some hidden potential. But the knife throwing is a trait that is unique to Derek and only him.

Enjoy :P


I was bored so I had two choices.

Dominate an arcade... OR... Rob a bank...

I heard that when Rias said that devils fulfill desires, grant desires and do whatever they please.

I felt like robbing a bank, so I summoned the gun that beat Phoenix. I then stood up and walked to my cabinet full of masks-

"Where do you think you're going?" Issei appeared right behind me

"Oh! Perfect timing Ise, I want you to take this gun and rob a bank with me!~"

"HELL NO!"

"Oh, well, I'll go ask Saji then, I'll make a deal to teach him my skills and some tricks I haven't shown you yet."

"Fine with me."

I then summon a magic circle and appear in Saji's room.

"Surprise!"

"Gaaaa- What's on your mind Derek?"

"You're going to rob a bank with me Saji-senpai!~"

I toss the gun in to his hands and handed him a bandanna.

"Tell me you're joking."

"Oh, yes I am not joking airhead, I've already made all the preparations and all we need to do is walk in, kill a few people and walk out." With a smile

"Why do you say it like it's so simple?"

"Because, I'm here to make a deal with you. You help me, and I'll teach you how to use the chain/hook skill I have and maybe shape shifting and you help me do what I'm doing."

"Shape shifting does sound fun. But why are we robbing a bank exactly?"

"Cuz~ Arcades are boring and I get tickets too easily."

"Wait, What? Arcades are boring and too easy?"

"Yea, yea, I get the jackpot every time. I have about 200,000 tickets at home."

"That's nice to know..."

"So are we going or not?"

"HELL NO! Go do something else like burn Issei's collection of porn!"

"Hmmm... Good idea, I'll go do that. Bye bye Saji-senpai!" I wink at him and go back in to my magic circle

Back at the house, I walk in to Issei's room

"What are you doing here?"

Issei is standing at the doorway staring at me next to his box of *ahem, illicit collection

I then raise a lighter and turned it on

"Don't you dare!"

He then walks closer to me, but I move the lighter closer to the box

He then backs off.

"Saji-senpai gave me the idea, but this is simply for my enjoyment~"

"I hate you."

"I hate you too~"

I then light the box on fire and a few seconds later, the box became ash

"I WILL KILL YOU!"

He then starts to chase me but I run past him and through the door and then slamming it on his face

"Err... You might want to get that fixed..."


A few minutes later I heard Issei crying in his room while sitting down on the nearest couch

"What's wrong with him?" Akeno asked

"Err... Well... I sort of destroyed something important to him."

"Ara ara, I think we found ourselves another sadist eh?"

"I wouldn't exactly say sadist... I would say... err... fine, sadist."

A few hours past and Issei was still crying

"...Disgusting. Although I want to know what you exactly did though."

"I sneaked in to his room, burned some of his stuff and ran."

I then toss a cookie to her and she starts nibbling on it

"Isn't he over-reacting a bit?" Akeno questioned

"...You do not know to what extent a pervert's mind will go up to."

"That's right... Which reminds me, I need to be somewhere. See ya."

I then walk to a factory somewhere. I was following the presence of my sister

Right inside the factory I was attacked by an old man. I instantly summoned a knife and tossed it towards him, hitting his shoulder. He slumped over and fell the the floor leaning on a wall.

"Tsk tsk, Why is the hero faction trying to kill me huh?"

"We only seek to purify devils."

"Hmm, looks like my knife hasn't stunned you completely so just in case..."

I chain him on to the wall

"Hmm, to kill or not to kill is the question. But you might have some answers so..."

"GAAAAaaaah!"

A knife is now stuck in his chest

"I know my sister is around here, so you might as well talk."

"O-Ophis i-is o-on a tree and observing you."

"Oh okay then, if she's observing me- Oh! Today is your lucky day then!"

I then bat him with the bottom of my knife and instantly knock him unconscious, I then release him and go to my sister.

"Why is everyone so weak sis?"

"Because I'm guessing, you're too strong?"

"Hmm, makes sense I guess. So, why did you come here?"

"I am just here to check up on you brother."

"Well, good to know, but why get me to come all the way here and tell me that?"

"I guess I forgot the reason..."

"Well, I'm going to take my leave now, see you soon sis."

"See you soon..."


Ahh, my bed... A perfect place to nap. I then lie down on my bed and try to fall asleep. The second I was about to fall asleep

*Shuffle *Shuffle *Shuffle

Huh? What?

I then turn my head to face the noise. I then see Koneko. Staring at me.

"Uhm, how can I hel-"

She instantly cut me off by putting her lips on mine. She then moves back and goes back to staring at me

"Uhmm, What's going on Koneko?"

"...I want to ask you out on a d-date."

...Wow, straight to the point I see, Hmm, how do I respond to this

"Sure, how about tomorro-"

"Deal!"

Wow, she actually wants to, she didn't even pause...

"Well, goodnight then."

As I go back to sleep, Koneko curls up in me.


The next day. While I was still sleeping...

ZAP

"OWWW! Koneko!"

She hit me with an electric racket. :(

"We are going on the date."

"Where exactly?"

"...Akeno said that a date is where you go shopping and go to a restaurant and socialize with eachother."

Oh noes, shopping, the bane of my existence *Gasp

"But I don't wanna go shopping."

"Too bad." As she smirked at me

I try to make a break for it, Guess what...

I felt metal cling to my arm

She uses my own weapon against me...

She then drags me back to her and then hugs on to my arm.

We then started to walk around a clothing store. She forced me to wear a dark grey hoodie with neko ears.

When is this nightmare ever going to end

She then comes out with a white hoodie with neko ears.

After a few hours later we finally finish and I pay for the stuff at the counter.

"So... Where are we going to eat?"

"...Sushi."

Of course fish, it's always fish, cat cravings...

We then go towards the closest sushi restaurant and order our things.

"...So, how's the date?" Koneko asked me while tilting her head to the side

"You did what you wanted, so after this, I do want I want. So, I really don't know yet, but it's going uphill so far."

"...Oh? Is that so? What things are we going to do after then?"

"Probably going to the arcade to get rid of my tickets."

"...Okay."

Something tells me that she has never been at an arcade before...

"Have you ever been at an arcade before?"

"...No."

"I'll show you after this." I smiled

Our meals arrived and we ate.

After we finished I signaled the waitress and put the money on the table and left.

A few minutes later we arrived at the arcade

"If it isn't the local arcade god?"

The woman at the counter stated

"What? Want me to show off?"

I then put a coin in one of the machines, turned my back on it and pressed the button.

Jackpot...

a few thousand tickets came out of the machine and Koneko was staring at me in disbelief

I then hand her the tickets and tell her to get whatever she wants from the prizes.

She points to... a plush doll that looks like me...

I then turn to the woman at the counter... Raynare...

"DAMMIT AZAZEL!"

Raynare then bursts out laughing and hands Koneko the doll.

"So, how are you holding up after your fiasco trying to kill me?"

"Well, I was saved by one of my buddies Mittelt and brought back to Azazel."

"Yea, and why work here?"

"Azazel told me that you would be here in the afternoon."

"Why are you here?"

Her face then turns in to a sincere expression.

"I'm here to apologize, I know that you probably won't forgive me for trying to kill you. Azazel told me that the job was meant to be surveillance to watch over you. But Kokabiel, the person you just took out with one move, twisted around the orders and made it an order to kill you."

"I won't forgive you right away, although I left you on the verge of death. I see that as an atonement. All I can say is, thanks for spending your time to look for me and apologize. I hope that we can come to good terms together."

"Ditto."

"Well, I gotta go. See ya."

"Bye."

I then gesture Koneko to follow me.

Once we got back to the house I took a big sigh and returned to my room.

Koneko then entered with a box filled with her things and dumped it right in front of me.

"Let me guess, you're going to live in my room from now on whether I like it or not."

"Yep." Not even a single pause

"I'll start helping then." I sighed out

After a few minutes of arranging, I was exhausted. We ended up moving two wardrobes in the room and re-arranging everything around.

At the end, I fell on to my bed and looked at the new 80" Flat screen in the room

"...Derek?"

"Yea?"

"...Can we watch this movie?"

I look at the movie nam-

Fifty-shades of grey

"Uhm, no. Where did you get it anyways?"

"...I took it from Issei's room."

I grab the disk and throw it out the window.

"You know what? I think I'm just going to go to bed alright?"

"...Okay."

I then curl up on the bed and Koneko does the same as we snuggled together.

"Goodnight Koneko."

"Goodnight Derek."

We both kiss and then go to sleep.


Well sometimes, I feel like I shouldn't add heavily gruesome and bloody chapters, so I'm bound to eventually make a chapter that shows the good side of our protagonist.

Well, now it's guaranteed that Koneko will be in the harem, if there is one.

I plan to make a standalone with the neko couple your thoughts

Write what you think about the chapter in a review.

A second story that I plan on making. I plan on it to be either a crossover of Tokyo Ghoul and DxD, or something else I have in mind but can't put up to terms with it.

I also know that I seem like I'm active all the time. I'm not, I just spend my free time doing this because I have nothing else to do that I enjoy.

That is all for now

Bye Bye :P