Jackie: Yay! Chapie 9!!

Everyone: *unenthusiastically* Woo-hoo.

Jackie: *leans over them with a knife* What did you just say?!

Everyone: *sweatmarks* YAY YAY YAY!!!!!!

Jackie: That's better. ^_^ Remember I don't own YGO.

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If you remember, everyone was in the Abbaye-aux-Hommes being chased by the French policemen.

Yugi: *panting* Why are they chasing us again?

YMerik: Because ditz over there *motions to Mai* threatened the guard for taking her makeup!

Mai: I'm not a ditz you ancient Egyptian freak! No one can touch my makeup without my permission!

Ryou: *panting* Oh just shut up and keep running! I've had enough of your yelling!

Merik: *panting* I'm sorry punk boy! Frankly I'm sick of you and your damn earring bobbing up and down when you run!

Policeman: Ne les permettent pas de reçoit loin! (Don't let them get away!)

Tea: Ugh stop arguing! *panting* We have to find a place to hide I can't run much longer!

Tristin: *gasping* Atleast - you're - not - carrying - an - unconcious - psycho!

Bambi: Let's split up! That always screws up policemen!

Duke: *suspiciously* How do you know?

Bambi: *nervously* Er...

YMerik: *laughs* Ooh, a bad girl!

Yami: Okay here we go - split up!

They split up, Yami, YMerik, Merik, Tea and Tristin with Bakura running to the right while Serenity, Mai, Duke, Bambi, Ryou, Isis and Yugi ran to the left.

Policeman: Fractionner en haut et les attraper! (Split up and catch them!)

Policeman 2: Bon monsieur! (Right sir!)

Four policemen ran to the right and the other four went to the left.

Serenity: This can't go one forever! *gasping* I'm about to collapse!

Duke: Here! Grab on! *grabs Serenity and flings her over his shoulder*

Serenity: Ahh! Duke!

Mai: Uh, Duke I think you should put her down.

Duke: Well she said she was tired.

Serenity: Yes, but right now I feel like an old sack of potatoes.

Duke: Nonsense! You're too pretty to be an old sack of potatoes!

Serenity: *blushes*

Bambi: *panting* Duke you're such a moron!

Isis: *panting* We'd better hurry up, those policemen are gaining on us again!

Meanwhile in another hallway...

Yami: *gasping* Oh shit, shit, shit, shit, cramp, cramp, cramp, cramp!

YMerik: Stop complaining you wuss!

Yami: *stops and facing YMerik* I'm not a wuss you asshole!

YMerik: *stops running too* Yes you are, you pathetic pharaoh!

Tea: *panting looking behind her* You guys watch out! The policemen!

Yami & YMerik: *looks and sees the policemen right in front of them*

Policeman: Ne pas vous déplacer d'adolescent dégoûtants! (Don't move you filthy teenagers!)

Yami: What did he just say?

YMerik: *shrugs* No idea but they're pissing me off, let's get rid of them!

Yami: For once I agree with you, psychopath!

Yami & YMerik: *attack policemen*

Meanwhile Tea and Merik were still running, they had gotten separated from Tristin.

Tea: *panting stops* I can't run anymore!

Merik: *stops and looks around* Okay, hurry!

He quickly pulled her with him into a small cabinet against the wall. They stood huddled together in the dark.

Tea: *still panting* What are we doing in here?

Merik: Well you don't want them to catch us now do you? Possibly the only thing that could save us then would be your friendship rants *grins*

Silence.

Tea: Uh, Merik, could you not stand so close to me?

Merik: It's a frickin cabinet, how much room do you think I have? *pauses then grins* Why, are you scared of something?

Tea: *quickly* What?

Merik: You're trembling.

Tea: *trembling* No I'm not.

Merik: *wraps his arms around her waist* Yes you are!

Tea: *blushes* Uh, Merik? Wha - what are you doing?

Merik: *grins and wraps his arms tighter*

Tea: *nervously* I - I'm warning you! I'll hurt you!

Merik: *laughs* Right!

Suddenly the door to the cabinet opened and to Tea's relief Yugi, Isis and Mai stood there. Merik quickly unwrapped his arms from around Tea's waist.

Yugi: Hey Tea, what are you guys doing in there?

Tea: *quickly climbing out* Hiding from the policemen, what else?

Mai: *looks over the two of them* Huh.

Merik: *climbs out scowling*

Isis: Well you'd better hurry, there are two right behind us, come on!

Everyone: *starts running again*

Tea: What happened to Serenity, Bambi, Ryou and Duke? Weren't they with you?

Yugi: We split up again.

They turned a corner and ran right smack into Yami and YMerik.

YMerik: Ouch! *gets up* F@@k don't you people think you could look where you're going?!

Isis: Yami what happened to you, you have a scratch on your forhead and it's bleeding!

Yami: *feels his forhead* Oh, it is?

Yugi: What happened?

YMerik: Oh well we ran into some old friends of ours and they were pissing us off so we got rid of them.

Merik: WITHOUT ME?!

Isis: YOU SENT THE POLICEMEN TO THE SHADOW REALM!?

Yami: No but believe me that's what the jackass wanted to do. Let's just say we stopped them from following us.

Mai: Aka, you beat them up?

YMerik: Bingo! We have a winner! The slut does have a brain!

Mai: *bangs YMerik over the head with her purse*

Tea: Okay we don't have time for this! Two policemen are still after us!

Yami: *sighs* I'll take care of it.

Isis: No! You're not beating up anyone else!

YMerik: Why not? *sniggers* Whatcha gonna do mortal girl?

Isis: Send you and your abiou off to an all-boys boarding school - remember?

YMerik: *pales*

Merik: You idiot! Don't piss me sister off!

Policeman: Nous les avons maintenant! (Don't let them get away!)

Mai: Quick - run!

They all began running again with the two policemen right behind them. Meanwhile Serenity, Duke, Ryou and Bambi were hiding from the other two policemen under a pew.

Serenity: *whispers* Do you think it's okay to come out now? We haven't heard anything for a few minutes.

Ryou: *whispers* I think so.

Duke: *whispers* I'll check. *gets up* Yeah it's fine now.

Everyone: *climbs out*

Ryou: We should try to find everyone else.

Noise: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bambi: What was that?

Serenity: It sounded like Tristin, come on!

Meanwhile Tristin, still carrying an unconcious Bakura was huddled in a dark corner somewhere screaming like an eight year old girl. Back in another hallway...

Tea: Tristin! Tristin where are you?

YMerik: Do we have to look for him? Life would be so much better without his annoyoing comments and freaky hair. (Exactly my point YMerik!)

Yugi: Of course we're going to look for him! Come on!

They turned a corner and came face-to-face with Duke, Serenity, Bambi and Ryou.

Bambi: Hey guys!

Tea: Have you seen Tristin?

Duke: Nope. We've been looking for him too.

Tristin in some dark corner: *screams like an eight year old girl again* AHHHHHH!!! HELP!!

Serenity: That's Tristin again!

Merik: *growls* What an idiot! All the police are going to find him!

Yugi: Then we'd better find him first. It came from this direction!*points left*

They all began running again and soon found Tristin, huddled in a corner with Bakura screaming his head off.

Mai: *covers her ears* Ouch Tristin! Shut up!

Tristin: Guys! *grabs Yami and hugs him*

Yami: *gasping* Ow - could - someone - get - him - off - me! Can't - breathe!

Tea: *pushes them apart*

Serenity: It's a miracle Bakura slept through that.

Yugi: Why were you screaming Tristin?

Tristin: *wipes away tears* I was scared! I got lost and didn't know where you guys were!

YMerik: No kidding, cause you were lost!

Merik: What a baby!

Isis: Bakura still isn't up yet?

YMerik: Do you see him moving?

Isis: *scowls at YMerik*

Mai: Let's get out of here before the policemen find us again. Tristin, you can keep carrying Bakura.

Tristin: *unenthusiastically* Great.

They all crept back to the front door and after waiting to see if the coast was clear quickly ran out.

Ryou: Few, that was close!

Duke: So where are we going now?

Tristin: *panting* I don't know but I'm putting him down. *puts Bakura on the ground*

Serenity: Well we should probably decide quickly, I bet those policemen are still looking for us.

Bakura: *rolls over mumbling* Ryou hand me another steak!

Everyone: *sweatmarks*

Mai: He sounds just like Joey.

Yugi: Well it's already 5:30. Don't we have to meet Joey and Kaiba back at the hotel at 6?

Tea: Oh no! But we haven't seen everything yet!

Merik: *coldly* So?

Bambi: We can't stay though Tea, we have to start going back to meet them. Who knows how long it will take to get back to the hotel? We could get lost again.

Yami: Bambi's right we should head back.

Bakura: *rolls over again and sits up* Where's Ryou?

Ryou: Hey Bakura! You're up!

Bakura: *gets up and walks over to Ryou* ARE YOU A COMPLETE DUMBASS?! YOU RUINED OUR BEAUTIFUL HAIR!!!!!!!

Ryou: *looks sad*

Isis: Bakura!

Tea: Don't listen to him Ryou! I think it looks really cool!

Bakura: What do you know friendship girl?

Tea: *goes red* Shut up!

Bakura: I can't believe you did that Ryou. *turns his back and walks away*

Tea: You're just jealous because now Ryou's cooler than you are!

Bakura: *freezes and turns around* WHAT?! You think I'm actually jealous because he screwed up his hair and has a damn hole in his ear?!

Isis: *red in the face* JUST SHUT UP! I'M SO SICK OF PEOPLE YELLING! I'M TIRED LET'S GO BACK TO THE HOTEL!

Yugi: Er, okay Isis, calm down, we're going!

Isis: *starts walking*

Merik: *whispers audibly* Don't mind her, she's going through her "stage".

Isis: *freezes and starts to shake*

Tea: Eww Merik!

Yami: *blushes*

Isis: *grabs Merik and starts hitting him over the head* HOW DARE YOU!!! YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING!!!

Mai: You hit him Isis!

Serenity, Tea & Bambi: YEAH!!!

All the guys: *blushes*

Isis: *starts walking dragging a cursing Merik behind her*

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Jackie: Yes I know that wasn't a very long chapter but I'll make up for it in my next one. I've already started it.

Tea: GO ISIS!!! GIRL POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWERRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jackie: Did someone let Tea find the sugar?!?!?!?!?

Bakura: Errr.........

Jackie: I'll post again soon, I have to go kill Bakura. GYAHH!! *begins chasing Bakura around with a hammer*