"SOOO BORED!" Jenna groaned on the ship to Naboo. We were taking Padmè to a safe place on her home-world.

"SHUUUT UUUP!" I groaned right back.

"NEEEVER!" Jenna moaned, restlessly shifting in her seat. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

"BE QUIET!" Padmè shouted. Jenna shut up instantly.

"How much can I pay you to come with us on every long trip and do that?" I asked, and Padmè grinned.

"Not enough." Padmè answered, holding in a laugh. I was suddenly struck in the face with a... Snowball? Jenna was whistling nonchalantly.

"Seriously?" I asked. "All of the power in the universe, and you hit people in the face with snowballs?"

"Yep." Jenna answered. "With great power comes great boredom."

"You're crazy." I sighed.

"Yep. You know it, I know it, Obi knows it, Padmè knows it, the Jedi know it, my school guidance counselor knows it... What's a school guidance counselor? Oh! I'm having one of those moments where I remember my past! ... My dad is a weirdo. He says 'bowties and fezzes are cool'."

"What are bowties and fezzes?" I asked my pal.

"No clue." Jenna answered. We arrived on Naboo, and Jenna got off the ship before it had even fully landed. "LAND! SWEET, SWEET LAND! I'M NEVER FLYING IN AN AIRLINE EVER AGAIN!" Jenna called to have her Jedi Fighter delivered ASAP. We were at Padmè's old school retreat. There was water, a giant mansion, and green property for miles. While Padmè and I ran around having fun, Jenna was messing with the lake. We returned to find a large circular section frozen over at the center of the water feature. Jenna was sliding around, looking highly amused.

"Why do I get the feeling that her smug little smirk will get her killed someday?" I asked calmly.

"Oh trust me, if we don't kill her, she'll get bored and end up doing it herself." Padmè chuckled, and I laughed. "She'll probably go to some planet and offend some important evil person and get impaled."

"I don't know, she's survived worse. She survived Obi-Wan's cooking." I stated. Little did Padmè or I know, two hundred and ninety years time, Padmè's prediction would come true. Suddenly, Jenna ran back inland, ice freezing under each of her steps. We met her at the shore.

"It's Obi-Wan. Something's happened. I've gotta go." Jenna stuttered, shaking. "Stay here, no matter what. Okay?" We nodded, and Jenna ran off. About three minutes later, I saw a blue ship rise up on the opposite side of the mountains, then go into hyperspace. Jenna's teal Jedi Fighter. I got a message from my step-father, Lars, later that day. My mother had been taken by Tusken Raiders, and was assumed to be dead. I was devastated. I went looking for her, and I found her. But it was too late. She died in my arms. What happened next... I am not proud of. I killed all of them. Then, I brought my mother's body back to Lars and buried her on the property. Padmè was at my side as we said our final goodbyes. When we returned to the ship, we saw a message from Obi-Wan, and then a hologram of Jenna appeared. I sighed.

"What could she want?" I asked.

"Anakin! If you are receiving this message, then you are a horrible bodyguard. It also means that you are awesome and you can come and help me save the dingus we call Master Obi-Wan Kenobi. We are on Geonosis, and coordinates follow... Hurry Ani, or my ghost will come and haunt you forever. Jenna out!"