"They live in… mushrooms?" the angel sounded truly confused.
Dean smirks. "Yep."
"But… it's not possible."
"It is when you're very, very, very short."
Castiel stared at the screen. "Why would anyone make a story about microscopic blue people?"
The hunter shrugged. "Beats me. But it worked for him, though. Got him lots of money."
"Who was this man, anyway?"
Dean thought for a second. "Peyo or something. I think he was Belgian."
Castiel frowned. "I always thought Belgian people were strange." He mumbled.
The hunter laughed. "Especially when they see blue people." He laughed harder when a thought came. "Like that guy in Girl, Interrupted!"
"What?"
"It's a movie! You know, Winona Ryder, Angelina Jolie?" the angel just stared. "Anyway, in this movie, there's a stoned guy who goes 'Do you see purple people?'" Dean quoted, intentionally slurring his words. "Hey, he even kinda looked like you, Cas!" he cackled triumphantly.
The angel didn't think it was funny though. He just stared at Dean, somewhat offended. "Do I look like a man that does drugs to you?"
"Yeah well, we'll see that in five years." Dean snickered.
Castiel shook his head. Humans, he inwardly groaned. He looked back at the screen and was almost startled. A giant man – well, a normal man compared to tiny people – had appeared, grabbing fistful of blue midgets and shoving them into the large bag he was carrying. An awful-looking cat was by his side.
"Who's that?" the angel asked.
"The bad guy." Dean said matter-of-factly. "He wants to kill all of the little guys."
"Why?"
"Dunno. He just doesn't like them."
"Why?"
"I don't know!" Dean barked. "Jesus Cas, you're worse than six-year-old Sam!"
The angel rolled his eyes. "I'm sorry if I can't seem to find the point in what you call entertainment, Dean." he just said.
Dean almost felt like crying. "Goddamnit Cas!" he almost yelled, "How many times am I gonna have to tell you that entertainment doesn't have to have a point! That's why it's entertaining!"
"But I don't understand…"
"No kidding!" Dean snarled.
Before the conversation could go any further, the door opened, revealing a grinning Sam and a scolding Bobby.
"Could hear you from the staircase." The eldest growled at Dean as he wheeled himself out.
Sam was obviously barely holding himself together, making choked sounds that sounded suspiciously like a restrained laughter.
"What, Sam?" Dean snapped moodily.
"It's just…" the younger Winchester said cautiously. "When I heard you shouting, I thought it was about something major, you know?"
Dean stared. "Like what?"
Sam scoffed. "Uh, the apocalypse, maybe?"
"Oh. That."
Bobby just shook his head. "And instead of that, we get here just to find a grownup and an angel fighting over the Smurfs?!"
Dean and Castiel just stared at each other for a moment, embarrassment writing in capitals on both of their faces. Grabbing the remote, the human turned off the television, muttering something about it being stupid anyway.
"I, um…" the angel started as he got up, "I should get back to work."
"Sure, you do that." Dean prompted, happy to have something else to talk about.
"And Cas?" Bobby called before the angel left, eliciting a quizzical look. "Gargamel wants the Smurfs cause he wants to use them to make the philosopher's stone."
Sam started laughing hysterically, the red tinge the angel's cheeks had assumed only making it worse. Castiel quickly nodded to Bobby before disappearing.
"Yep." Dean commented, "Definitely traumatized."
The end.
Another easy one ^^ Thanks to Krissy7490 for giving me this idea, it was a good one!
Also, I had to quote Girl, Interrupted, since in the French version Misha doesn't say "purple people", he says "little blue people" xD (and by the way, the French voice sucks out loud!)
When I first watched this movie, Castiel had barely gotten into the show, so I didn't recognize him in this movie. But this character's short scene made me laugh so much, it got even worse when I knew who it was! So yeah, I was "morally obliged"! ^^
Anyways, thanks for reading!
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