A/N Any dare ideas? I could really use some! Sorry about last chapters ending. I got REALLY tired. I sprained my wrist at band camp also so it hurts to type. I'm at my moms work and I found a wrist brace that I'm wearing. I have a knack for finding stuff like that. Hmmm... maybe thats my vampire talent. Also, listen to Angie Brady. She is a great singer. I love her song sister sheila. Here ya go with the chapter!
BPOV
When I climbed back from the roof I was freezing! I ran right past everyone, not bothering to put on my clothes before coming in, to the gameroom. I gathered as many blankets as I could and wrapped them around myself.
When I turned around, all bundeled up, I saw the entire Cullen family smirking, Edward fuming and looking lustful, Mike's and Tyler's eyes glazed over, Angela and Ben avoiding my eyes, and Lauren and Jessica glaring at me.
"What the Hell is wrong with everyone?" Everyone looked shocked but Alice and Edward. They knew it was coming because of Alice's visions. "Well? Mike, Tyler, close your mouths. Lauren, Jessica, what is up your butts? Whatever it is I'm pretty sure they're sideways from the looks on your faces. Angela, Ben, LOOK ME IN THE EYE! And all of you guys," I motioned torwards the Cullen's," IT IS NOT FUNNY! since you seem to think it's funny, you will probably find this funny too. Lauren, Truth or Dare?" They all looked baffeled as to why I would truth or dare Lauren. Alice knew and was trying not to crack up. Edward was smirking and Jasper looked cautious.
"Dare?" She seemed confused but thought I wouldn't do anything to embarass her. Au contrair! They would all pay! Mwa Ha Ha Ha!
"Um, Bella?" I looked to Emmett. "Yeah?" Why was he interuppting my thoughts? "Why are you evil laughing?" I smirked. "All in due time my bother. Okay, Lauren your dare is to..." there was no way I would be the only naked chick being yelled at!
"Okay. You uderstand the dare?" Lauren turned her blank face torwards me and just nodded. "Good, now strip." Her face took on one of shock. "Here?" I rolled my eyes. "Yes here. I had to and it won't matter anyways."
After all her clothes were discarded, she took a hesitant step torwards Emmett, nervously glancing at Rosalie. I put on the music, Stripper by Brittney Spears. Just as Lauren was about to start dancing for Emmett, Rosalie slapped her and Emmett ran away. Perfect revenge. Everyone is unhappy but Ben, Angela, and me. Alice sees what Emmett and Rosalie are going to do, Edward hears their thoughts, , Jasper feels everyones feelings, Rosalie almost got her husband molested basically, Emmett almost recieved a lap dance from LAUREN, Mike is in trouble for checking out Lauren, Jessica's Boyfriend checked out her best fried, Tyler's girfriend was ogeled by multiple guys (or so he thinks), Lauren got embarassed AND the wrath of Rose is to come. SWEET VENGENCE! People really should take me more seriously...
Alice looked pleasently shocked. "You really do have it in you to become a Cullen girl! These means we can prank the guys!" I cut her off. "Lauren, dare someone." She turned to face me. In that instant I knew she was going to get me back, through Edward. Perfect. Just perfect. What now?
A/N If I was evil I would end it here. Lucky for you I am pure sweetness! (or so everyone thinks... MWA HA HA HA!)
"Edward, Truth or Dare?" Edward smirked. I could just see his thought process. What could this human do to a 108 year old vampire that can read minds, right? Wrong.
"Dare!" I could feel confidence oozing off him, without Jasper's power. I could see Lauren contemplating what dare. Edward's face quickly went from confident to scared. I shot Jasper a pointed look. Why did he have to mess with Edward's emotions now?
"Okay. Here's what you have to do..." Wow. Lauren is even more evil than I origanally thought. She just didn't know she was being really evil. I felt really bad for Edward. This was all my fault. Grrr... Stupid vengence.
Once we were all gathered in the kitchen, Lauren and I started cooking. Ice cream, mustard, ketchup, soysauce, and orange juice brought to a boil. Then add the peices of cooked bacon. topped off with chocolate syrup, strawberries, whipped cream, and spinach.
I set the bowl in front of Edward. "I'm so sorry." I whispered in his ear. In return I recieved a nod. I could tell he wasn't breathing. Great.
Edward reached for the spoon and hesitantly took a bite. After that first bite, Edward downed it as fast as humaly possible, right before taking off to the bathroom.
I followed him into the bathroom. I found him coughing up his latest meal over the toilet. I kneeled beside him, rubbing his back. When he was finished, he walked over to the sink and washed his face. Once he was done, we went back to everyone.
I looked over to Edward to find that his eyes were now black. Before Edward could dare someone, I interuppted. "Why don't Lauren and I go get dressed while the Cullen's go for a quick hike. Ben, Angela, Mike, Jessica, and Tyler, you can all do whatever. There is the spa, the gameroom, or wherever to occupy yourselves for 45 minutes. I looked to Alice to see if that would be long enough. She gave me a nod. "Great. Lauren, I have some clothes that can fit you, if you follow me."
Lauren and I walked up the stairs. "So how big is this place?" At least she was talking to me. "I honestly don't know. There are quite a few stories though. If the porch is any indicater though, it's pretty big."
"Will I be able to see the porch?" I nodded. "Yeah, That's were we will be meeting everyone." She actually seemed curious and not mean, for once. It was a very pleasent change.
I handed Lauren a red shit, low rise hip-huggers, stilettoes, and some fancy lingerie that Alice had given me. "Um... I don't mean to pry, but why so you have these clothes. They really don't seem like something you would like."
I grinned at Lauren's question. "Alice is very, persistent. I don't wear any of them. You can help yourself to any of the clothes in the closet. I don't usually wear them. I am just tired of fighting her."
Lauren looked suprised at first then she grinned, "You know Bella, I'm sorry I haven't been nicer to you. You are actually kinda nice." I decided to take that as a compliment. "Thanks. We should really hang out before we go to college." She grinned. "Definately!" Maybe Lauren wasn't so bad after all.
A/N Sorry it took so long to write! I was really busy and didn't realize I hadnt published this chapter. Another one is onthe way, and soon!
