Hi! Yay, more story! Now, on with some silly, stupid, Team Natsu, a lot of humor, so be prepared...


On the Ray coming into the Chrysalis academy.

Wendy had fallen asleep as usual, so when she awoke she found herself cuddling Romeo. She had to stifle a shriek of surprise and quickly pulled away from him. She then felt the Ray thudding to earth.

She sighed, home, sweet, academy.

When the hatch opened, the automatic harnesses sprang open and the students filed out down the gang plank, Kye and Anne were chatting about their adventure outside of the island, Romeo was walking sullenly, staring at his shoes, and Wendy, was, somewhere else.

A lot had happened to her during her sixteen years of life, in fact, plenty had happened in the first eleven, she had lost a home, gained a new one, then lost that one to go off to school, before that she had battled some of the worst dark wizards of the age, but those days, she had to remind herself frequently, were over, and long gone. Master Vivian stopped at the bottom of the plank and consulted her students.

"Go back to your dorms and change into some fresh uniforms, then get moving, you'll be able to make it to your anatomy class if you hurry.

The four of them bowed and made to leave, but Master Vivian cleared her throat.

"Romeo, after you change, come to my office, we have some things to discuss." She said, then she turned on her heel and walked away.

Romeo gulped, "I'm so dead."

Kye patted him on the back, "Aww, don't worry, she'll see that you didn't mean to get caught by those Fairies, you know, I think."

"Is she worse than Master Makorov's it?" Wendy asked.

Romeo shuddered, "On par with it."

Anne looked from one of her friends to another.

"Umm, so, whats it?" She asked.

Romeo and Wendy both shook their heads.

"You know," Wendy whispered to Romeo, "I've never done it, but Natsu and Gray have, and they finally told Lucy what it was, who eventually told me."

Romeo nodded, "Same, Natsu-nii told me what it was when I was little, you know, before Tenrou, and I swear it scared to crap out of me, I'm pretty sure I avoided the Master for a month after that."

Wendy sighed, "Well, come on, we gotta catch anatomy, you've got to go catch your death."

Romeo moaned, "Yeah, yeah."

Meanwhile, in the hanger bay.

Gray glanced around, then he jumped from the bottom cargo bay of the ship.

"Ok, we're safe for now, c'mon down, guys." He called up, and Erza, Natsu, and Lucy leapt down to the floor with him.

"Ok, so we somehow managed to jump onto their ship, now that I'm thinking about it, this was a bad idea, we have no way of contacting the guild."

"No time for that, what matter's now is saving Romeo and Wendy." Erza said sternly.

"But what if they don't want to be saved?" Lucy asked, speaking everyone's doubts for them.

"Well..." Erza began, considering it, "We can cross that bridge when we get to it." She said finally.

"Ok, so what do we do?" Natsu asked.

"We blend in, find Romeo and Wendy, then jack one of these weird ships and get the heck out of here before they melt our brains too." Gray said.

Lucy nodded, "Alright, so we'll need uniforms to pass as students."

Erza agreed, "I'm sure they've got some sort of storage area or changing room for the uniforms."

They all nodded, then proceeded carefully out of the bay, and straight into the battle pits.

"Whoa, what is this place. Whats with the numbers?" Natsu asked.

Their were several battle's going on, but they were down in the pits, and couldn't see the small group.

"Their are kids fighting each other in the pits, what kind of school is this?" Lucy whispered and she peered into one of the pits.

"Ok, c'mon, next room." Erza ordered, they continued forward, and found two doors.

Erza opened one and saw racks and racks of girls uniforms in four different colors.

Gray turned the knob of the other door and peered into the white room Romeo had stood in to gather his own uniform five years ago, though Gray didn't know that.

"Ok, so we'll meet up on the other side after we change?" Natsu asked.

Erza nodded, "Yes."

"Wait!" Lucy cried, "We need to be sure we all wear different colors, that way we can search the whole academy, maybe only certain colored uniforms can get into certain place's."

"Good thinking, Lucy." Erza said, pulling Lucy in for a hug.

CLANG!

"Thanks Erza!" Lucy gasped quickly.

"Alright, so here's the colors..."

A few minutes of struggling with colors, collars, and combat boots later...

Erza exited the dressing room with her hair in a high ponytail, she wore a black uniform, she had insisted on having the same color as Wendy and Romeo.

Erza pulled on the edge of the skirt she wore over her leggings.

"This outfit is surprisingly well made." She stated, "I wonder if I could re-quip this into my private collection after we are finished her."

While Erza mused about the merits of her uniform, Lucy crouched to tie the laces of one of her blue boots, she had chosen to wear a blue uniform, mostly because blue was her favorite color.

"These boots are incredible, I feel like I'm walking on air!" She cried.

"I don't like them, my toes need air! I never wear shoes!" Natsu exclaimed, wobbling over, getting used to a few extra inches in height, like Lucy, Natsu had wanted to where his favorite color, and now he was rocking a red tank top, pants, and combat boots.

Gray came over, swinging his white tank top around by the collar.

"I have to admit, this is pretty comfortable." He said, Lucy sweatdropped.

"Could you say that once you actually put the uniform on?" She asked.

"GRAY! PUT ON YOUR CLOTHES!" Erza ordered, pointing her sword at him.

"R-Right!" He said, quickly yanking the top over his head and attaching the collar.

"Better." Erza said, nodding, then she re-quipped her sword away.
"Don't you feel like we're missing something..."

Lucy said, recalling Romeo's uniform and mentally comparing him to Natsu.

"What do you mean? This is the whole uniform." Natsu cried.

"No...the bracelet! Remember! Macao said Romeo showed him a lacrima video out of a projector in his bracelet!"

"Oh yeah, and Wendy wore one as well, along with the other two children that were with them." Erza said, caressing her chin as she thought.

"Well, it could be our undoing, but there's nothing we can do about it now, so we'll just have to stay in the background. Alright?" Erza asked, or more like ordered.

"Aye, sir!" The other three cried.

"Then lets move out!"

They moved out, down a few hallways without encountering anyone, then they heard chattering voices.

"This way." Lucy whispered as they followed the sound.

They found a huge double door, which Lucy pushed open.

"Whoa..." They all stared out at seeming hundreds of kids wearing all different colors of all different ages milling about in the main hall, several floors could be seen, all circling the center. Kids were seated and eating lunch on the ground floor, the next floor they were lounging around relaxing between classes. The next floor seemed to be the same. Up from there were two more levels that seemed to be reserved for studying.

A huge lacrima crystal came down from the ceiling, glowing brightly and lighting the entire place, spikes jutting out from the main structure.

"Umm...so what is this place?" Natsu asked, clueless.

"It's obviously a mess hall, dining room, main spot sorta place."

Natsu looked at her with a huge question mark over his head.

"It's like a guild hall." Lucy said, sighing.

"Oh..." Natsu said, nodding.

"Ok, listen up, merge in with your color and just go with the biggest group, alright?" Erza said, settling down into a chair at a four person table.

"Right." They all agreed, so they scanned the surrounding children for a while, then many of the teens donning black exited the room.

"Thats me." Erza said, standing up.

"Make sure to stay with the kids who are around Romeo and Wendy's age, thankfully none of us look very different, so we can pass as early blooming sixteen year olds." Lucy said.

"Right, meet back here tonight." Erza said, then she trailed after the largest group of chattering teens.

Natsu then saw at least thirty red squad kids exiting the hall.

"Here I go!" He cried.

"Remember, Flame brain, keep your ears open and your fat mouth shut."
Gray ordered. Natsu scowled at him, a spark of flame ready to ignite his hand.

"You two!" Lucy shouted.

"No magic." She whispered, softer.

"Oh, right..." Natsu said, then he left.

Lucy made her exit after that, and Gray shortly after her.

So they were off on a crash course at the Chrysalis academy.

I have an end in sight for this story! I'm so happy I might be finishing this soon! Well, maybe not soon but...sooner than I thought! So anyway, favorite, follow, and please review!

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