YAYers! Or..

HOOARYers!

And WOOOers! The previous chapter wasn't retarded! IT WAS NORMAL! AND

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

SCHOOL HOLIDAYS!!!!

ANDAND.. A LOT of ppl are getting confused abt juugo.. IM REALLY SRRY ABT IT.. I post my chapter of how juugo was already captured, then I watched the episode..THEN I realized that juugo was in the northern hideout, not the southern. SO I CHANGED IT…

So, to mak it clear, THEYY DID NOT PICK UP JUUGO YET!!!!!!!

OH DAMNIT! I JST SPILLED MY HOT CHOCOLATE ON MY TABLE! GRHHHH!!!

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OH! Guys! You noe wat I jst thought of?!

SHAVING CREAM FOR KARINS CHIN AND MOUSTACHE! OHH! && a beanie to cover her DISGUSTING hair!

WOOOOO!!!

TEEHEE

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-Laugh all you can, as it is the most cheapest medicine you can get-

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Chapter 9, The Northern Hideout, Part 1

"Was using your Sharingan really necessary? Sakura had tears coming out of her eyes, what did you show her?" Suigetsu asked as they were back to the deserted rocky and sandy place.

"What other way without hurting her?" Sasuke replied, he shifted Sakura to his other shoulder as he was speaking.

Suigetsu shrugged,'At least she isn't hurt'

"Actually, I didn't use my Sharingan, it was a genjutsu," Sasuke added. Suigetsu looked taken back.

'It must've been something really bad if she didn't break out of it… She IS good at genjutsu..' Suigetsu thought.

Sasuke had put Sakura into a genjutsu. He didn't trust Suigetsu and Karin to capture her without hurting her. He needed Sakura to be in perfect condition if Naruto did come to him. Naruto would be furious and would unleash the Kyuubi's power, Itachi wouldn't come to Naruto if he was in that state.

An hour passed, and they were at the entrance of the Northern Hideout.

"Woa! Guys, stop stop stop again! I'm tired!" Suigetsu said falling to the ground on his bum.

"You always take a rest!" Karin pointed at his sword,"It's your sword! You can't handle it! Just leave it!" Karin yelled man-yly.

"No! It's special retarded cow!" Suigetsu yelled back childishly.

While Suigetsu and Karin were fighting, Sasuke's eyes narrowed.

'Where is the person on guard?'

"Karin, where is the person on guard?" He asked.(A/N: Sasuke has to ask Karin since she had worked there..Or is an expert on it since she was loyal to Orochimaru….. BITCH! HATE HER!).

Karin walked to Sasuke ignoring Suigetsu,

"I .. Don't know.."

Then, a man, that was dressed in a uniform and who was covered in cuts, came walking out unsteadily…And he landed right in front of Sasuke.

"Y-You're U-Uchiha S-Sasuke.. " He breathed out.

Sasuke crouched down, moving Sakura so he was carrying her bridal style, when Karin saw this she gritted her teeth,'Lucky bitch'

"What happened?" Sasuke asked lifting the man's head up.

"It's h-horrible.. Ever s-since t-the word t-that Orochimaru dided… T-The experiments w-went p-psycho and a-are e-escaping .. T-They're everywhere..A-And the g-guards… All.. Died.." The man finished as he closed his eyes, dead.

Sasuke, Suigetsu and Karin all looked at each other.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Went a loud scream from Sakura, "There's a lion behind you! A LION! A LION!.. And it looks.. MUTATED! AHHHH!!!!"

Sasuke looked down seeing Sakura covering her eyes with her hands,

'What the hell! Like that's going to do anything!' Sasuke thought.

Sasuke turned around only to seeing the mutated lion in the air ready to pound on him. Sasuke disappeared at lightning speed.

The lion was on the ground lying there paralyzed.

Sakura's eyes widened, 'He's so quick! And he still doesn't have the heart to kill.. He's still part of the Hidden Leaf...BUT LIKE OMG! WHY IS A LION MUTATED?!'Sakura smiled softly.

"Yo pink chick, why are you smiling? Is it because Sasuke is carrying you as if it was the two of you's wedding?" Suigetsu asked. Sakura blushed furiously while Karin gritted her teeth furiously. Karin was so angry that she walked up to Sasuke and Sakura and pushed Sakura out of Sasuke's hands.

"Woa!" Sakura cried out. She was waiting for the ground to hit her but she felt the same feeling as before, 'Sasuke'

"Sasuke-kun! Why are you still carrying her?! I just pushed her out of your hands for you!" Karin bitched.

'OH YOU GOD DAMNED SLUT! GO TO HELL GO TO HHELLL!' Sakura's inner cursed.

'Grhhh! What is wrong with this retard?!' Sakura thought angrily,

"You can let go of me now Sasuke" She said eyeing Karin hatefully. Sasuke set her down gently as he was observing her cursed mark, ' Same as mine, the heaven curse mark'

And so, they continued to walk into the Northern Hideout.

30 minutes later…

"Aaaa! More people to kill ! Absolutely wonderful!" One of the second staged curse marked people cried out while charging straight on.

"Tch, charging straight on? What is wrong with you.."Suigetsu muttered ready to slice the man in half with his sword. He brought it up and was ready to slice, until a small hand stopped him.

"Don't kill Sui," Sakura's angelic voice said as she placed her hand on the man's head inserting some calmed enzymes into his head. The man's monster-like form retracted to his curse mark as he fainted.

"Gee, the Hidden Leaf ninja's are just too naïve!" Suigetsu said as he hit a man's pressure point, making him unconscious.

"I got it! I got the keys! Let's go!" Karin's annoying voice said as she dangled the ring of keys. There were still at least 41 of the men.

"We need to fight the men first, they'll com after us if we don't," Sasuke stated cutting a man's leg with his Kusanagi.

Sakura sighed as she said, " Just go on a head, me and Donkey's bum will take are of them,".. Sakura did some hand signs, and a wave of chakra spread out from around her, then, all the cursed mark men fell onto the ground falling asleep, their curse mark retracting."Actually, I will take care of them," Sakura finished grinning.

Karin narrowed her eyes, 'Our strength may be equal..(A/N: AS IF BITCH! UR THE WEAKEST KUNOICHI!)'

"Let's go, Karin lead the way," Sasuke said. Karin blushed but put on a fake annoyed face,

"Who said you could order me around! Geez" She said bringing up her glasses. 'Playing hard to get needs process, soon, he'll be mine…Him and that sexy body..' Karin unconsciously licked her lips(A/N: EWWW!!)

She went East and so did the rest of them. They kept going straight and straight,

'I wonder if Sasuke and Karin have a thing?'

'NOT EVEN! Who would be with a whore like her?! '

'Well, let's see'

"Uhh, me and Suigetsu will free all the other prisoners, you guys can get Juugo!" Sakura was trying to keep a straight face.

'I wonder how long Sasuke can take Bitch Karin!' Inner Sakura was laughing her head off.

Sakura couldn't help but giggle.

"What's your problem pink chick?" Suigetsu asked getting freaked out by Sakura's sudden action.

"Nothing..Nothing!" She replied grinning mischievously.

"Yes, you guys should free the other prisoners.. Me and Sasuke-kun will get Juugo.." 'Their going to be dead when the open the Door of Death.. It'll be just me and Sasuke-kun.. Grh.. And Juugo.. At least no Pink Bitch'

"Go," Sasuke ordered.

Sakura and Suigetsu went right.

"And don't kill anybody," They heard Sasuke say.

"Yep, he still has a heart.." Sakura whispered to herself smiling.

Suigetsu saw Sakura's smile and his face went into a sincere smile too. 'She reminds me exactly of my sister.. Hoshina…'

There was silence as they were walking.

"You know, you really remind me of my sister.. She was really bubbly, more bubbly than me!" Suigetsu said not liking the silence.

"Really? You never talk about your family… Tell me more! MORE!" Sakura screamed into his ear.

"Dude!" He muttered rubbing his ear laughing with a grin.

"Sou! Ahh. Well.." Suigetsu's grin disappeared," Well, I have no family.. Of that I know of, I just remember my older childish sister..Since she was so weird… I was taken away from my family when I was 8.. I was on a B-ranked mission during a war, and all my teammates died.. I was the only one there and Orochimaru happen to be there.. And he kidnapped me…. And.." Suigetsu looked away tears forming. Suigetsu was trying to hold in the tears, as crying was not manly

'It's always Orochimaru…. Always.. I'm glad Sasuke killed him..' Sakura looked hurt, because Suigetsu looked hurt but she laughed out loud as she saw tears coming down.

"Donkey's bum! Don't hold it in! Just let it all out… All out.. And umm.." Sakura tried to think of something to soothe Suigetsu's feelings.

'Come on think! Think Sakura think!'

"Nobody is here to see you.. Cry" She finished off lamely.

'Yeah nice one, you are SO good at calming someone down!' Inner Sakura said sarcastically.

Then, Suigetsu let out his tears crying out loud!

Sakura's eyes softened as she brang his head down to her shoulder. She was rubbing his back while he hugged her tightly.

"It's alright, crying is manly.. It's manly… It's good to cry.." Sakura cooed. 'God I sound like a lunatic!'

Then out of no where, Suigetsu burst out laughing.

"BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!".. Suigetsu laughed so hard that he had to hold on to his stomach. .Then he fell to the ground.

"-aHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Suigetsu kept laughing. Sakura anime fainted.

Inner Sakura sweatdropped. 'Umm.. Okay then.. WAIT A MINUTE! HE JUST TRICKED ME!'

"DONKEY'S BUM!!!!!!!!" The halls echoed. Then, a loud explosion was heard.

Sakura was grinning at the figure that was dented into the wall. But she stopped grinning when she saw that he was melting! MELTING!

"WOA! SUI! YOU'RE MELTING! YOU'R-..Wait a minute, you're just made of water…" Sakura sighed.

"That wasn't very nice, what if I couldn't change into water? I would've died! You hurt my feelings!" Suigetsu sulked.

"Whatever Cinderella!" Sakura said walking off triumphantly. Suigetsu rolled his eyes while shaking his head, 'Women these days' He followed Sakura.

With Karin and Sasuke..

They were walking side by side after Suigetsu and Sakura separated from them.

'Aww, pink bitch was nice enough to leave me alone with Sasuke-kun.. ' Karin giggled.

"Sasuke-kun.." She started fangirly," Do you want to take a rest.. In a room.. With only the two of us..?" Karin asked squealing.

Sasuke looked annoyed,

"We're here to get Juugo, that is all," Sasuke stated as he walked off. Then, he stopped in front of a door that had at least 10 locks.

"Step aside please Sasuke-kun," Karin asked politely(A/N: Politely my ass). She unlocked all the 10 locks and put her hand on the handle.

With who lies behind the door..

"Should I kill a boy? No, I'll do that after I kill a girl… Yes.... If the person I see is a girl, I'll kill her.."

Back to Karin and Sasuke…

Sasuke took Karin's hand away from the handle.

"Karin, stay back.." He said gripping his katana. Karin blushed.

He slowly opened the door…..

With Sakura and Suigetsu..

The were walking side by side, they had freed all the cells of the human experiments, they found out that the curse mark only came out if they were slightly angered. Luckily, they haven't angered any prisoners. They walked back to where Sasuke and Karin were according to Sakura's directions.

They saw, from the side view, Karin and Sasuke. It seemed to them, that Sasuke was opening a door, probably one that Juugo was in.

With who is in the door AGAIN..

"No, If the person who opens the door is a boy, I'll kill him…"

With Sakura and Suigetsu..

'No, if the person who opens the door is a boy, I'll kill him..' Sakura stopped moving. Her eyes widened,

"A boy? He'll kill him? Is that referring to Sasuke!" Sakura ran to Sasuke in realization, his hand was pulling the door….

"Sasuke!!!!!!!" Sakura yelled, she jumped, and tackled him to the ground. Sasuke landed on the floor first, then Sakura on top of him.

"What was that for?" Sasuke asked angrily sitting up.

Sakura didn't say anything, she was feeling weird.. More stronger… She felt like she had more than her usual chakra…. Then she felt the curse mark spreading rapidly. She started to tremble.

"Sasuke!" She yelled.

Sasuke turned around and his eyes widened. 'The curse mark is spreading!!'

Sakura could feel herself changing, her form.. her figure!

Sakura clutched her head.

'I don't want to change !! I-I ! STOP! This cant b-be happening!'

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Pages: 8 -------- 2,300 words! XD

Ooops, I was done with this chapter 5 hours ago… SORRY!

IM TRYING TO PLAY IN THE END, NUMB AND APOLIGISE ON THE PIANO! So yerhs.. XD

Man, Sakura is a bit too calm at the fact that she is kidnapped and being in Team Hebi.. Don't cha think?

UPDATED:

X-12.07.09-X

WOOPS! I 4GOT TO PUT THE UPDATED DATE IN THE PREVIOUS CHAPTER! XD OH WELLS!XD

Even though I'm updating agen.. REVIEWS ALREADY?! SICK! =)) REVIEW CORNER! WOOers!

Spazz8884: FIRST TO REVIEW ON CHAPTER 8! XD TEEHEEs. SHE LIKS TOBI TOO! COZ HE IS A GOOD BOY!

CherryBlossomDemon93: Satisfied with this chapter? =))

CandyExpress: ITS EPIC.. AND NOW UR CURIOUS…. WOAAAAers

Izzybell117: OF COURSE THIS IS A SASUKESAKURA FANFIC! XDXDXD WOOers

Nikksonido: Brovo for her! She gav me information wat actually happens! XD But, I don't really get it, sasuke used his curse mark in naruto shippuden 117.. How can his curse mark disappear?..AT THAT TIME XD

Bloodmoon Goddess: YAYers! SHE SAYS THAT MADE UP WORDS CAN BE REAL! PIGGYFLY, BIMBO-BEE.. LALALALALALA

Angelitaramos2102: *cries* Man, this girl is jst so creative… She said Karin is a dirty ape. SIGHs.. *blows nose*

Devils Angel 24-7: Ya ya, I did write that juugo smiled softl and blah hhhh… BUT then I changed it! XD REAL srrys abt it….. So yeah, this chapter is abt them capturing Juugo..

SakuraMoonAngel: AHHHH!! SHE's SCARYING ME!!! ..like.. ELMO IN MY CLOSET STALKING ME?!?!?!? =(((

TEEHEEE.

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