Sick
"AHHH-AHHHHHH-AHHHHHHCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO," SpongeBob yelled viciously as he sneezed. It was a beautiful Friday morning in the Krusty Krab kitchen. Lots of Krabs' usual customers sat down eating, of course, Krabby Patties.
Poor SpongeBob was..well, sick. He'd been feeling ill ever since waking up, and forced himself to get dressed. He did NOT wanna miss a DAY of working at his favorite place, doing his favorite thing.
And so, he was at his favorite place (the Krusty Krab), doing his favorite thing (flipping and making Patties), all the while trying to hold in a sneeze. Unfortunately, he couldn't. And even MORE unfortunately, Mr. Eugene H. Krabs had heard said sneeze all the way to his office.
"SPONGEBOB," he yelled while...er, walking, to the KK's kitchen. "WHAT IN DAVY JONES'S LOCKER ARE YEH DOIN' 'ERE AT WORK SICK! I thought I told ye, boy. Yeh can't be sneezin' all over the Patties!"
SpongeBob sniffled, his words sounding muffled now, "Sorry, Mr. Krabs. I didn't wanna miss work today! It's Friday!"
Mr. Krabs sighed. "I know, SpongeBob. But, ye can't be here! Can't. You'll just get worse. You need rest." He sighed again when he saw the sponge's tired and sad eyes. "Tell ye what. Why don't you go see if Squidward will take ye home? You can both have the rest of the day-- and weekend-- off."
Seeing the usually bouncy and happy sponge about to protest, he continued quickly. "And, another thing. If you take today and the weekend off, I'll give you extra money in your next paycheck. I know I don't usually do that, but ye deserve it, boy. Now, go home and rest!"
SpongeBob whooped gleefully. "THANK YOU, MR. KRABS!"
Mr. Krabs chuckled. "No problem. Now, scram!"
The sponge smiled and saluted. "Aye-aye, Mr. K! See you on Monday!"
LATER, THAT SAME DAY, SQUIDWARD'S HOUSE
Squidward snuggled deeply within his comfortable couch, wearing his purple nightgown and cap. He held a saucer with a cup filled with hot chocolate in one tentacle, and SpongeBob's hand in the other.
Yes, you read that right, ladies and gentleman. SpongeBob SquarePants, the happy and carefree sponge who was tired and sick earlier that morning, was now feeling VERY well. And happy. And also....in love. With Squidward. They had gotten together just shortly after Squidward became a hunk and was his old self again. They made it official themselves, though, not too soon after Squidward won the title of "Fanciest House In Bikini Bottom" on his favorite television show "House Fancy." Squilliam, of course, wasn't happy about the two being together. He was jealous. VERY jealous.
Squilliam and Squidward had dated during their senior year of high school, but it was short-lived after poor Squiddy had found out that it was all a fake. Squilliam was using Squidward to gain more popularity. And he did. When he did, he dumped poor, poor Squiddy right in front of the whole school, and even went so far as to actually calling him terrible names in front of everyone.
They had all laughed in his face, smirking when Squilliam said loudly: "SQUIDWARD SUCKS EGGS! SQUIDWARD SUCKS EGGS!"
The whole senior class and Squilliam's followers guffawed and snorted obnoxiously while Squidward ran crying to the boys' bathroom, opting to eat lunch there, instead. Ever since then, Squidward got over his love for Squilliam, vowing to always hate him from then on, and never loved again. Well, that is, until it wasn't twenty-something years later that SpongeBob, bane of Squidward's childhood, became his next-door neighbor.
He was shaken out of his painful memories when he felt SpongeBob squeeze his tentacle he'd been holding, lovingly. "Squiddy? Are you okay?" He looked at the cephalopod worriedly.
Squidward grinned, squeezing his hand back. "I am now, and so are you. You aren't sick anymore." He hid a smirk in his cup, taking a sip of hot chocolate. SponeBob blushed.
THE END!!
-dodges flying misc. objects her Spongey/Squiddy fans throw at her- I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY!! I've been soooooo busy lately, and haven't had time to update. I've had writer's block, too! -pouts- -perks back up- Don't worry! I'm back! This little/big thing came to me when I got home from school. Ugh. I felt like CRAP all day, and I just woke up from a comfy nap. All better! *smiles* 'Bye! I'll update again whenever I can! PLEASE be patient & REVIEW!!!!!
