A/N: Sorry for the long wait for this one, but I finally updated this one as part of the overhaul... really sorry to those who have been waiting for a long time.

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Chapter 9: Nami's Sick

They were on their way to Alabasta… everyone was in a good mood… that until Duck Sanji and Zoro-Chan began to fight… the two did their usual fight until Duck Sanji missed while Zoro face… and peck in between the breast… Zoro-Chan twitched… even though she really wasn't a girl… she had this thing about the breasts… and she became really upset.

"That's it!" she yelled, she took out Alka-Seltzer from nowhere.

"I've been meaning to do this a long time ago!" she yelled.

Everyone but Vivi, Nami and Pantene tried to get him to stop and calm him down.

"Please stop!" said Usopp.

"Please… no kill Sanji" said Fructis.

"Who's going to cook for us if you kill him?" asked Luffy.

"That pervert duck did it on purpose!" yelled Zoro.

Sanji would never mean to do that in a million years… he's shoot himself before he'd do that…

"Idiots…" muttered Pantene.

"Is this always like this…" said Vivi to Nami.

Nami did look so good… "Yeah…"

"Nami… you all right…" said Pantene.

She placed her hand on Nami's forehead, "Nami you should get bed rest… your burning up…" said Pantene.

"But…" said Nami.

"Don't worry I know how to use a compass… Elder Lotion showed me how… and I'll sure that Luffy or my fiancé will get their hands on it… please rest…" said Pantene.

Nami reluctantly left to the girl's cabin as she gave Pantene the Eternal Compass. Pantene sighed… "I'm unsure if my medicines can cure it…" she thgout

Later she checked on a the sleeping Nami and checked her fever again, "It's hotter…" she thought "Better tell my brother in law…" she added with a chuckle.

She went up the deck and saw Sanji beating up Zoro for earlier fight… he wasn't very happy about the alka-seltzer threats. Luffy and Fructis were watching this…

"Luffy I have bad news… Nami's sick…" said Pantene.

"Nami's sick?" asked Sanji stop beating up Zoro.

He ran to the girl's cabin faster than a speeding bullet.

"He has issues…" said Pantene.

"Was it trick to get us to stop fighting?" asked Zoro getting.

"No… Nami is really sick…" said Pantene.

Not too long later Luffy, Sanji and Pantene were watching the very sick Nami.

"I'm good with medicine… but not that good… she has too high of a fever…" said Pantene.

"Maybe we can get her to feel better… let's give her meat!" said Luffy.

"Why meat?" asked Pantene.

"Because meat makes everything better…" said Luffy.

Pantene and Sanji anime fell.

"How is she doing?" asked Vivi coming into the room.

"She needs a real doctor... I may know some stuff about medicine but I've never seen a fever like this…" said Pantene.

"Your right…" said Vivi, "We have all the time to get to Alabasta… it's not like there's going to be a revolution…"

Fructis ran down the stairs "Hey guys! It snowing…" she said getting out winter clothes.

"That's good… at least it's not raining… snow doesn't trigger our curses…" said Pantene.

"Really yay!" said Luffy who ran with Fructis.

Pantene and Vivi continued to watch over Nami… when they head the commotion, "I'll be right back…" she said drawing her sword.

Pantene ran towards the deck they were surrounded by a large crew… long story short… Straw Hats beat up pirates… captain shows up… captain at Munch Munch Fruit… captain eats piece of ship… captain tries to eat Luffy… Luffy sent pirate captain flying… crew sails away…

Not too long later… they were approaching an island… it was a snowy island.

"Luffy, you cold?" asked Fructis.

"Why do you ask?" asked Luffy.

Everyone was bundled up for the weather… except for Luffy…

"It's freezing and all your wearing are a vest, shorts and sandals…" said Usopp.

"Oh man it's cold!" said Luffy finally feeling it.

Fructis could only giggle as the part with Luffy.

"What do you see in him?" asked Usopp.

And so they decided where there appeared no one on the island.

"So… who's going to search the island?" asked Pantene.

"I will." said Luffy.

"Fructis go." said Fructis.

"Of course I'll go." said Sanji.

That's when they found themselves surrounded by angry villages.

"Leave now pirates!" called out a rather large town's person wearing green.

"Why! We have a sick crew member on board!" yelled Luffy.

"We're not going to buy it this time." said one of the town's people.

"Please we're not lying." said Luffy.

That's when one of the towns' people shot Vivi.

Everyone gasped…

"Vivi!" cried Luffy.

Luffy was about to attack when Vivi stopped him. The bullet had only grazed her.

"You're a terrible captain." she said then began to bow to them… Luffy knew what she was doing and bowed along side her.

"Pleaser we really need a doctor." said Luffy bowing.

The man in green sighed, "Let them into town." said the man in green.

"Are you sure we can trust them Dalton?" asked one of the town's people.

The man in green named Dalton nodded…

They lead the crew minus Zoro (who stayed back with the ship) went into town with Nami on Sanji's back. After a humorous incident with a bear… they got back into town.

"Everyone back to you posts" said Dalton.

"They're civilians?" asked Vivi.

"That's right…" said Dalton, "The army fled with the king."

"I see…" said Vivi, "So this is… was… Drum Island."

The crew exchanged looks with each other, confused about what was going on.

They went to Dalton's house where they were quickly brought up to speed…

"So my father felt he could trust you enough to give the information about my disappearance?" asked Vivi.

"That's right, he had heard that I was helping to form a new Government with out the king after he left." said Dalton.

"Fructis confused…" said Fructis.

"I think everyone is confused here." said Usopp.

Dalton coughed, "There is only one doctor on the island unfortunately she's a witch." said Dalton.

"What you mean she witch?" asked Fructis.

"You see the giant castle up there?" asked Dalton.

Everyone turned their attention to a mountain with a giant castle on top of it.

"You don't need to say more." said Usopp with a sweat drop.

"Oh I want to hear more… like if she sends out flying monkeys to her enemies to strike them down." said Luffy.

Everyone stared at Luffy with sweat drops.

"No, she just comes downs everyone once in a while." said Dalton.

"That makes sense." said Pantene.

"So is the only way to climb?" asked Vivi.

"I'm afraid so." sighed Dalton.

"Nami needs help now. What are we going to do… and from what I read about this island if climb there chances are we will meet giant man eating rabbit." said Pantene.

"You are right about that." said Dalton.

"Giant man eating rabbits?" asked Luffy surprised, "All right! We will go! They're be not match for me!"

Everyone in the room stared at him.

"Nami… are you okay with that?" asked Luffy.

Nami was barley conscious but was listening.

"Yeah, I think that okay." said Nami with a nod.

"Oh great… she's delirious." said Usopp.

That's when Pantene got an idea.

"I don't think we have to climb." said Pantene who then had a strange look on her face.

(She has that look again…) thought Fructis in her native language.

"Sanji… Fructis… may I see you in another room?" asked Pantene.

Sanji and Fructis did indeed follow her into another room.

What came out of said rooms was something that didn't sound normal at all. Quacks and tweets that didn't sound well… right… came from the room. Pantene came back into the room.

"I have a safer though crazier alternative." said Pantene.

"Explain." said Dalton.

"Okay… we're going to need a lot of rope and a study yet light chair that can hold two people." said Pantene.

"Why would we need that?" asked Luffy blinking.

"Because, Sanji and Fructis are going to fly you there." sighed Pantene.

"That sounds insane." said Usopp.

"Do you want to climb that mountain?" asked Pantene narrowing her eyes at Usopp.

"I do…" said Luffy.

"Okay… Pantene maybe you should go though your plan." said Vivi with a sweat drop.

Pantene nodded… sure she was the smarter of the two amazons that joined… but they weren't sure just sane she was… all they know is that it will fail right away. But some the sounds of it… it was better than dealing with a bunch of giant man eating rabbits, right?

Next Time: Pantene does he hair brained scheme... which surprisingly works! Now Luffy, Nami, Sanji and Fructis goes to see the doctor. Meanwhile Zoro decides to go swimming with his shirt off and will learn a very important lesion... don't go swimming with one's shirt off when they have a Juesenkyo Curse!