Sugar High

By: musiclover99/Max

©-Rick Riordan

BeginningTheREVOLUTION

I don't own nigahiga, youtube, or anything but the plot. And myself, of course.

HOLA PEOPLES! Writer's block's a real pain in the arse isn't it? Well, some of the Revolutioneers were talking, and Terra said she was sugar high, and so was I. Then Gigi said "What if we do a chapter of The Mansion where everyone's sugar high?" and I LOVED the idea, and here we are! I FINALLY GOT A MUSE AFTER SHE SAID THAT! . . . That and I'm sugar high as I'm typing this so fingers crossed it doesn't suck BS!


"That Halloween prank was so awesome! Haha, Rjay, you scream like a girl!" Max stated.

"So did you!" Rjay protested weakly.

Max rolled her eyes, slapped him upside the head, and said, "That's because I AM a girl, dipwad. Anyway . . . I'M GOING TO MY ROOM TO EAT MY CANDY! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!"

She ran upstairs to her room, laughing like a maniac.

"She had some candy already, didn't she?" Lex inquired.

Troy nodded solemnly. "Yup. She will now have . . . DUN DUN DUUUUNN . . . a sugar high!"

Terra gasped. "NO! NOT THE SUGAR HIGH!"

"I'm afraid so." Troy replied dramatically. "Now . . she will have only three days to live."

Terra got down on her knees and pounded at the floor, screaming, "NOOOO!"

Gigi laughed at her crazy friends' antics, while Lex rolled her eyes and said, "Quit acting like you're in a cruddy Spanish soap opera, and get up."

"Hey! I was not acting like I was in a cruddy Spanish soap opera!" Terra protested. "I was acting like I was in a shizzy hospital drama, thank you very much!"

"You know what this reminds me of?" Gel said suddenly. "Rant on Asian Dramas, by nigahiga on youtube."

"Oh yeah!" Lex replied. "That was hilarious! Remember how he signed off and said the 'Tee Hee' but then he came back, three seconds later, saying, 'No, wait, someone has to die!'"

"And then it showed the chick say, 'Ching chi-' but got shot? That was awesome!" Sam said.

"That dude is a comedic GENIUS." Terra deadpanned.

"True dat!" Rjay said, trying (and failing) to act gangster. Gigi stared at him.

"You have GOT to watch How to be Gangsta. You CANNOT pull that off." she stated.

"Hee hee hee hee heee hee." the eight authors heard. Then suddenly, Max came running down the stairs, faster than ever, and jumping on everything. She was jumping from the couch to the top of the TV to the chandelier . . . basically, everything except the ground.

"Hey-guys-isn't-candy-great?-Not-my-friend's-dog-the-stuff-you-eat!-I-went-through-like-half-my-stash-already!-That-includes-candy-since-three-years-back!-It-was-great!-It's-like-wine-the-older-the-better!-Speaking-of-wine-whaddya-think-Dionysus's-problem-is?-Just-cause-he-can't-have-wine-and-stuff-for-50-more-years!-I-mean-he's-a-god-fifty-years-is-like-nothing-for-him!-That-reminds-me-do-you-ever-wonder-what'd-it'd-be-like-to-be-a-god?-To-live-forever-and-junk?-I-dunno-if-I-woulda-said-yes-or-no-in-Percy's-position!-That-reminds-me-wasn't-it-so-sweet-to-read-that-Percy-gave-up-immortality-for-Annabeth?-I-mean-"[1] Max rambled, not pausing once, and going at rapid fire speed. She was speaking so fast that what everyone mostly heard was: "candy—eat—stash – wine—Dionysus—him—"

"MAX! SHUDDUP ALREADY!" Tallie yelled.

"But-why-should-I-I-mean-I-have-freedom-of-speech-and-all-that-junk-so-I-can-keep-talking-on-and-on-and-on-and-on-and-" Max rambled again.

"SHUT UP MAX!" Lex screamed, emphasizing every word. Because of this . . . unexpected distraction, nobody noticed that Terra and Troy have gone to their room and . . .

"HI GUYS! CANDY'S GREAT ISN'T IT? I TOTALLY AGREE WITH MAX!" Terra exclaimed, running into the room.

"IT'S THE BEST THING EVER! SECOND ONLY TO CHOCOLATE!" Troy stated. Apparently, they're the types who get loud when sugar high.

". . . Lex? . . . I'm scared . . ." Sam whispered.

"So am I Sam, so am I." Lex replied, staring at the three jumping, talking, and yelling girls. Of course, that just means they didn't notice three other authors go upstairs and come back two minutes later. . .

"HEY GUYS! HALLOWEEN IS LIKE, MY FAVORITE HOLIDAY EVER NOW! IT'S AWESOME, ISN'T IT? YOU GET FREE CANDY!" Gigi exclaimed while holding piles of candy.

"I LIKE PIE! I WANT SOME PIE! . . . WHERE'S THE PIE?" Gel questioned, running in the kitchen.

"OOH, I FOUND SOMEONE GAVE ME SOME POKEMON STYLED CANDY! I GOTTA PACHIRISU AND A MUNNA . . . OOH BULBASOUR! THERE'S A PIKACHU DOLL THERE TOO!" Rjay yelled.

"Gimme-it-it's-mine!" Guess who said that? Max tackled Rjay over the sofa, down to the ground, wrestling for the Pikachu and the candy.

Lex looked over to Sam and Tallie, the only other two who were still sane.

"What now? They're gonna destroy this place!" Sam inquired.

"Well, you know what they say . . ." Tallie began. "If you can't beat 'em, join 'em!"

Lex looked back and forth between Tallie and Sam to the sugar high authors, before sighing, shrugging, and saying, "Sure, why not?"

So the three sane remaining authoresses went to their rooms, ate their candy, and went back down as sugar high crazed maniacs.

2 hours of destruction, chaos, and MORE sugar later

"GUYS, GUYS! I GOT AN IDEA!" Lex proclaimed.

"What-is-it-Lex?" Max asked, swinging back and forth from the curtains, Tarzan-style.

"WE SHOULD PLAY DARE! IT'S LIKE TRUTH OR DARE EXCEPT YOU CAN ONLY CHOOSE A DARE! EITHER A DARE THAT'S DANGEROUS OR A DARE THAT'S FUNNY! OR BOTH! LET'S PLAY!"

"That sounds great!" Rjay staggered, his sugar high starting to wear off. But not so much that he's thinking straight, just that he's not as loud.

"OKAY! Whose first!" Tallie questioned.

"I WANNA GO! I'LL PICK THE DANGEROUS ONE! CAUSE I'M ASSASSIN!" Terra shouted. "WHOSE GONNA GIMME MY DARE?"

"I-have-one!" Max said. "I-dare-you-to-go-and-steal-three-pairs-of-handcuffs-from-three-different-police-officers!"

"OKAY! BE RIGHT BACK!" Terra said, running out the door.

"Whose next!" Gigi asked, before passing out from a crash. Tallie, Gel, and Sam promply followed. So that left Terra, Max, Lex, Rjay, and Troy. Lex and Rjay were coming to, outta their sugar highs, which left them in the wraths of Toy and Max, Terra still completing her dare.

1 hour, many tears, dares, and MORE chaos and destruction later

Troy, Max, and Terra's sugar highs were wearing off, but they were still crazy—err, craziER. than usual.

"Can I get a tattoo?" Max questioned, slower but still fast talking.

"Me too!" Terra piped up. "I wanna cool skull and cross on my left shoulder!"

"I took a test on my iPod," Max started, "and it said it'd be best to get a tattoo on my foot!" [2]

"OOH, I WANNA TATTOO!" Troy exclaimed. "I'd love to have one on my arm!"

"Oh no," Lex said firmly. "You are not getting a tattoo. None of you are!"

The next day, after many more tears, arguments, chaos and . . . you get the point now

"Ugh, my head." Tallie groaned. "What happened last night? I feel like I have a hangover."

"No!" Terra objected. "It's not a hangover. It's . . . DUN DUN DUUUN . . . a sugar highover!"

Lex rolled her eyes. "Oh come on now, you just made that up on the spot."

"Yeah," Terra said, looking proud of herself, "but it sounded all official and junk."

"No it didn't." Max protested. "It sounded like it's part of a cruddy over exaggerated hospital drama."

"Hey! I . . . have to agree with that." Terra admitted.

"I feel like crap." Sam deadpanned.

"I'm with ya sista." Gel said.

"This is a lesson never to get sugar high in this hou—err, mansion—again. Ever." Lex stated, looking at the mess.

Little did she notice . . .

"Hey-guys!-I-found-my-OTHER-secret-stash-that-I-thought-I-lost-but-I-found-it!-Anyway-this-one-has-candy-from-when-I-was-only-6!-And—" Max said.

Rjay and Lex groaned. Not again, they thought.


[1] GODS, it's hard to type like that! Gods . . . I'm gonna try to avoid that now . . .

[2] IT'S TRUE! I took a test on my iPod and it ALWAYS says that I should get a tattoo on my foot! WEIRD!