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Who's the Filthy Half-Breed Now?
The two marauder plus their new partner-in-justice were about to make their first plan go into action. Since Dumbledore refused to fire Umbridge, they would just need to get her to quit. School was back in session, and all the students, including Harry were back in school. In the first plan, Severus played the key role. He had argued it should be one of them to set the first plan in motion, but Remus had nixed that by saying it would be less obvious to Dumbles, who would never expect Severus to help Sirius and Remus.
Severus gathered up his "special" potion and hurried up to the toad's office.
He knocked on Umbridge's office and entered when he heard Umbridge's shrill voice tell him to come in. Once he entered he was again shocked by how much pink the woman had managed to get in her office. Of course, he had been there before, but he thought the room may have, if it was at all possible, gotten pinker and frillier.
"Yes, Severus?" Umbridge asked in her falsely sweet voice.
"Oh Dolores" Snape said. "I was just coming to see you about a particular student."
"Why who could that be?" the toad asked.
"That Potter brat," After talking to Remus it pained him to talk about Harry as he had talked about his father, as he had realized the two of then were not the same person. But he had to fool Umbridge and help Harry. "I know Potter is in detention with you a lot and I was wondering if I could borrow him the next time he had detention?"
"Why ever would you need him?" Umbidge asked in her sickly sweet voice that made Severus want to strangle her.
"I have many contaminated jars I wish for him to clean. You see, I wouldn't want to expose any other student to these, but who cares about Potter. I do hope you wouldn't repeat that Dorlores. I wouldn't do to have Dumbledore know about this."
Umbridge smiled, "Of course, Severus. Borrow Potter when ever you choose. And I won't breathe a word to Albus. What he doesn't know won't hurt him."
Severus managed a smile, "Thank you Dolores You have been a wonderful addition to the staff at Hogwarts."
Umbridge smiled, thinking she was being given a compliment, "So what's in the jar?" She asked.
Snape pretended to look disgusted, "Some idiot first year managed to mess up her potion and created a potion that, when it comes into contact with the skin, it shall make the victim look like a house elf. I doe not wear off for a week. Well, it looks like I must bid you farewell."
Severus turned to leave but managed to "trip" over the legs of a chair and spill the potion Sirius had concocted all over Umbridge. Umbridge's body immediately turned into one that very closely resembled Winky. Her hideous pink robes turned into a hideous pink tteatowl wrapped around her body.
"Snape!" She squeaked, with an elven voice, "What have you done to me!"
Snape did his best to look shocked and appalled, "I am so sorry Dolores I do not understand how this could happen!"
Umbridge continued to rant at Severus and Dumbledore ended up being summoned but there was nothing anyone could do. Surprisingly enough Sirius could actually make a decent potion. If Sirius wasn't an escaped convict, Snape would have been worried about holding on to his job.
For the next week Umbridge had to go around the school and teach as a house elf. On her first day, she insisted on wearing human clothes, which caused the elves of Hogwarts to believe she was a free elf and she got attacked. After that she kept away from the elves, for she couldn't call the filthy half-breeds very easily while looking like one herself.
One her first class, she was unlucky enough to have the Weasley twins in her class. They mocked her so badly that she ended up giving them detention for the next month. After the class she also issued a new ministry decree banning all cameras from Hogwarts.
Eventually, so many students had gotten detention that Dumbledore had insisted that Defense Against the Dark Arts Class be canceled Needless to say everyone was thrilled and for the first time people outside of Slytherin liked Severus.
The only thing any of the three pranksters could think of, however, was the next step of revenge!
Sorry it took so long to update. I've been really busy. Here's the first prank. I hope you liked it! This is only the beginning! Please feel free to submit more prank ideas! I got the idea of Umbridge getting turned into an elf by Vellouette! REVIEW!
