A/n

Xireana: I'm so~ sorry for not updating soon enough! () I've been in a major creative funk and I've been failing my math class (T_T) I have yet to make the story line but I have an idea on where I want the story to go! XD~yay me! But if you have any ideas or have a scenario that you would like me to put into the story, please let me know through Private Messages! I'm opened to anything and I will need help in a lemon scene that I will eventually put in here!

I do believe that I haven't put a disclaimer in here yet! I'll let my stars do it for me. Take it away guys! XD

Intagera: Xireana dose not own Hellsing. For it is mine. D:

Seras: Um Sir? I think Hellsing the story is what she ment and that belongs to Kouta Hirano. .u

Alucard: No matter how much she wants it! XD

Kyoya: Nor Dose She own Ouran High Academy Host Club. *pushes up glasses*

Haruhi: Host club belongs to-! O.o

Tamaki: Me! The host club I brought to life! *Dose pose and sparkles*

Haruhi: *Sighs* No Sempai, Host club belongs to Bisco Hatori. -_-

Tamaki: *Goes into emo corner* TT_TT

Twins : She just wants us for our bodies! X3 *Shirtless twins*

Xireana: O/O~! Wait a minute. I don't like you two like that.-_-

Twins: *Whispers perverted thinks about Mori and Alucard.* (o)

Xireana: *Bloody nose and day dreaming about a three some.* -/- ~3

Anita/Drake: Xireana only owns me, the story line and any other OC's that she puts in. Touch me and you'll find a very painful death. XD (place evil laugh here)

Alucard: Thats my girl! XD~3

Xireana: *wipes nose* *Clears throat* with out further a due, heres the next chapter!XD

*Audience applause*

Fan girls

Normal POV

Some girls were waiting oust side the building in the court yard waiting for 'Drake' to arrive. Right after the last of the girls arrived, He ends up taring through the front gate and hitting the breaks as he turned so he lande4d in the parking spot perfectly. He took of his helmet and smirked to himself. "Like a glove."

Suddenly, all the girls squealed in delight, which made Drake wince with his sensitive ears. He looked in their direction and saw them charge towards him. He quickly grabbed his things and locked his bike before he jumped onto the roof and started to scale the building. As soon as he stopped hearing the irritating squeals, he jumped to the ground.

Drake looked about and sighed in relief...that quickly turned to a gasp of despair as he heard, "There he is!" Drake's eye grew wide as he thought. Why in the seven hells am I the only host getting chased? So once again Drake took off running for his life.

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The rest of the host club members were lounging in the club room doing their own things. Kyoya typing away at his laptop, Honey eating cake, Mori watching Honey, the twins planing a prank on Tamiki, who was bothering Haruhi about being girly while she was studying.

The peaceful tranquility was shattered when the burst open and slammed shut. All the hosts look to see was was the cause and see an Exhausted Anita or Drake as the girls on the other side of the door were whining about.

Haruhi got up and asked, "Hellsing-sempi, are you alright?" She looked at the host and answered Haruhi's question with a question. "Am I the only host who gets chased, when coming to school?" Hikaru commented. "Well unlike you, we take limos to school not motorcycles." Anita glared at him. "I made that bike from scratch! It took me almost three years to make! Like hell I'll not ride it every day." She had retorted.

Hikaru was about to snap back at her, when Kyoya interjected. "I think I might know why your being hunted down today and not the others." Anita looked over to him. "Please enlighten me." She waved her hand in his direction for him to continue.

The manipulative air around him grew as he smirked. "I think it will be best if I tell you after classes." She glared at him and damn near snarled as well.

Anita POV

I was so close to attacking that smug ass Oottari that Mori ended up picking me up and taking me over to where him and Honey always sit and handed me a piece of cake. It was red velvet cake with a strawberry on top. I blinked and the mumbled a thank you to him.

I enjoyed my treat throughly and then see Honey staring at me along with Mori. "Huh? Whats wrong, do I have cake on my face?" I asked. Honey shook his head. "Nope! You just looked really cute while eating cake was all." I looked away and continued to nibble on my treat.

That was one thing I was also not used to. Being called cute. Me and the word cute were usually not in the same sentence or even in the same paragraph! Then Tamiki being the idiot that he was let the squealing girls in. I then heard. "DRAKE!" I would have wet my self if it wasn't for me being like a weird vampire thingy.

And like any other man, I...hid behind the tall, stoic host known as Mori. He just lifted a brow at me. I whispered. "I have no desire to get murdered by a stampede of yellow Buffalo in mating season, thank you." The twins near by had herd me and snickered at my predicament. I gave them my best death glare I could muster and to my enjoyment, they pale and went back to their clients.

Once all the other girls were occupied, then and ONLY then did I come out from behind my shield that was Mori. I took another piece of the red velvet cake and nibbled on it, as Honey would ask questions.

Normal POV

So for the rest of the day it was Drake staying close to Mori and Honey Distracting the girls from her, so Drake could do her school work. The day dragged on and as the hours passed, she grew more and more nervous about why the girls were chasing her this morning.

By the time when it was after club hours, she was a nervous wreck. Kyoya the whole time, had a smug ass grin on his face, that she was eager to slap off.

"Alright I can't stand it anymore!" Anita cried. "Kyoya will you tell me already?" She watched him and he had the audacity look as though he was thinking on it. Anita was over heating in her uniform, and being over heated made her irritable. Honey watched as she made a messy bun on top of her head in order to get some relief.

Anita POV

"Ne Takashi, doesn't An-chan look cute?" The short third year asked his cousin. Mori, who was mesmeriz3ed by the simple task, gave a slight nod. "A-ah."

I shook my head as I blushed. "Na, I'm not cute." Honey gave me a confused look.

With a sigh I explained. "I'm not girly in any sense. I know how to fight, use weapons from blades to fire arms, dress like a guy weather I have to or not. I've never had a boyfriend, plus my only friends back home are the soldiers that are male." She sighed and added. "Hell even my aunt acts like a guy."

Tamiki then got an idea. "My fellow hosts! We must help my second daughter become more feminine!" I looked at him as if he were nuts. "I've got two words for you 'idiot' prince, Hell. No." I then walked out only to be ambushed by 'my'-uhg-fan club.

I was bombarded with questions and confessions from the girls AND guys.

"Whats it like?"

"What are your hobbies?"

"I love you!"

"Are you Lesbian?"

That last question stopped everything. "What?" I asked. A girl in pigtails asked. "Well most of us figured it out after the announcement in England." I narrowed my eyes at Kyoya. "What announcement?"

Another girl with gold hair said. "Oh here! I have it on my i-phone!" So I was handed an i-phone and watch an announcement, that Kyoya decided to broadcast on a flat-screen in the club room.

A balding man came on screen and the he said. "Good evening ladies and gentlemen. I'm here at Buckingham Palace waiting for the go a head from her magistracy to interview Sir Hellsing about the news. Then out came one of the many guards around the Palace and whispered something into his ear. The man's eye lit up as he spoke. We have just been given the okay. Sir Hellsing is waiting for us to in the main hall.

Then the cameraman and reported walked down a hall and my aunt was seen with her magistracy. They looked at the camera and as usual my aunt smirked while the Queen merely gave a bored smile.

The man held the Microphone to my aunt. Sir Hellsing, it it true what the rumors say? My aunt chuckled. And what would that be Mr. Bradly? There have been many rumors about me, my employees and my companies. They could see the-now-know-as Mr. Bradly, gulp. About your heir Sir. It it true that your won't be able to have one? My aunt wrinkled her nose at his statement. She them closed her eyes and sighed. Yes. We have just recently found out that do to an incident when I was very younger, that I'm bairn and unable to have children and there for no blood heir.

Just as Mr. Bradly was about to speak, Intagera held up her hand. However, I do have some one I'll be naming my heir. She is currently going to a school in Japan for the remainder of her education and thanks to a cruel joke done to her by her father, is under a different name. Drake Tempts Hellsing is the name she goes by there, but her full name is Anita Drake Temps Victoria Hellsing. She is the daughter of my top employees and is named as my heir as of this day. She inherit my titles and money when I retire or die which ever comes first. That is all.

I watched with my mouth agape as the announcement turned to normal news. "Sh-she told my secret to who knows how many people on LIVE TELEVIOSON?" I then began to pace back an forth till I suddenly stopped. I realized I could finally take off my corset. With a giddy smile I ran back into the dressing room.

Normal POV

Anita then stripped the top half of her body and tore off the torture device made in the early 17th century. She found a bra put it on, and then redressed her upper body.

She looked in the mirror and noticed that she disliked the normal tie and snapped her fingers. A black floppy bow-tie replace the normal one. With a satisfied smirk she walked out to the dressing room to see the host club and their guests watching.

With a sigh Anita gave a bow and stated. "As of this day forward I am, Sir Anita Drake Temps Victoria Hellsing, Heir to Hellsing companies and estates. I'll be here for the remainder of my schooling.

'I'm seventeen years old and live with my mother, father and Sir Hellsing who I consider my Aunt. I'm also the newest host. The Mysterious type. I will not say any more." Then she began to walk away when suddenly one guy cried out. "Did you see the knockers she's got?" Right then the male host club members AND her fan clubdescend on the poor schmuck.

Anita watched the whole time with a pleasant smile on her face. I guess it won't be too bad around here. Minus the Fan boys and (shiver) girls, I can live contently for the remainder of high school...

A/n thats a wrap! I'm so~ sorry for not updating. I had just had writers block and no inspiration what so ever but now I'm back and expect update on my other stories! TTFN!