"You're nickname in school was Theta Sigma?" Amy said incredulously.

Koschei snickered quietly, more glad than he should have been about the slip up. "Oh yeah," he said. "Though that's not what everyone called him. Remember those two guys that had a crush on you, Doc? What did they call you again? Thetasi? Thetazi?"

The Doctor groaned into his palms.

"Thetazi?" Amy cried. "What the hell does that even mean?"

"Well, on Gallifrey it meant-"

"Shut up!"

"-and something about sex, for the zi part."

"What?"

"Theta meant "weak psychic link" and Sigma was "healer". Adding "zi" to the end of a name, however, meant something about sex. Can't remember what. Can you, Theet?"

"…Then what does "Koschei" mean?"

Silence.

"Yeah Koschei, what does your name mean?

Koschei crossed his arms childishly, mumbling out a response.

"Pardon?" Amy said theatrically. "Didn't quite catch that."

"'Small friend.'"

"Wow. They pegged you on that one, didn't they?"

"Shut up!"

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A/N: Just so everyone knows, I have no idea what the Gallifreyan names would actually translate to. I just wanted to add a bit of name-related comedy, okay?

Also, in case you couldn't tell, the "Gallifreyan" meaning is completely different from the Earth meaning Basically, I made shit up for the sake of a laugh.

Thanks for reading!

~Piki :B