A/N:Message to Victor the anon: My explanation for Toph being able to chat? Well, since in this fic, I'm pretending that they are live-action actors for a show, my explanation is that Toph played a blind earthbender in Avatar, but is not really blind. I know how lame that sounds, but it's the best idea I can come up with under the circumstances, because I don't feel at liberty to copy anyone else's brilliant ideas.
Stalker(s) From the Past
Air_Scooter has signed on.
IceBlossom has signed on.
IceBlossom: Whoo! Just got back from the skiing trip! I'm bushed.
Air_Scooter: Wasn't it the most fun you've ever had? I was so excited.
IceBlossom: It was great. Sokka was so nervous, he stayed on the bunny slope the whole time!
Air_Scooter: Suki had no problem staying with him, that's for sure.
IceBlossom: I was surprised that she didn't push him to try the harder slopes...she's been skiing before hasn't she?
Air_Scooter: She was born in Colorado. She practically lives and breathes skiing. She just didn't want to take Sokka to the higher slopes in case they saw HER again.
IceBlossom: I know…wasn't it strange that we met Yue there? Even after all these years, he was still head-over-heels for her. Suki had to be there reminding him of their relationship with every glance.
Air_Scooter: She's a sweet girl, but a bit too damsel-in-distress. I like a girl who can hold her own.
IceBlossom: (laughs) Do you think I can hold my own?
Air_Scooter: Are you kidding? You've never been skiing before this weekend, and you took on the Black Diamond without batting an eye. It was amazing!
IceBlossom: Thanks. But black diamonds and bunny slopes aside, I just hope Yue won't stalk Sokka like she did while we were still acting.
TheUltimateGlow has signed on.
IceBlossom: (perplexed) Uh, Aang?
Air_Scooter: Don't ask me, I have no idea.
TheUltimateGlow: Hey buds! Long time no see. I can't believe I finally was able to get an account on this site again! I was blocked for months!
Air_Scooter: (confused) Um…why?
TheUltimateGlow: Oh, some weird accusation of sexual harassment. Well anyway, I'm back! And so glad to be able to talk to you guys again! It's been so long! You'll never guess who I've been dating.
IceBlossom: Uh, it might help if we knew who you are.
TheUltimateGlow: You mean you can't tell by my username? I'm Yue!!
Air_Scooter: I never would've known. (honestly) No seriously. I had no idea.
Straw&Sword has signed on.
TheUltimateGlow: Oh, there you are, baby! I was waiting.
Straw&Sword: Not too long, I hope, my sweet.
Air_Scooter: (gag)
IceBlossom: Who's your friend, Yue?
Straw&Sword: You mean you can't tell? Seriously, Katara, you can't tell?
IceBlossom: How did you know my…?
Air_Scooter: Ooh!! Ooh!! I know!
Straw&Sword: Shoot.
melonLord has signed on.
Air_Scooter: Straws + Swords + Over-sappiness with girls = Jet!
IceBlossom: Jet?
Straw&Sword: Bingo.
IceBlossom: No. Way.
TheUltimateGlow: Isn't he the greatest?
Air_Scooter: To echo Katara: No. Way.
melonLord: I thought we got rid of you two goofs years ago!
TheUltimateGlow: Toph? Oh hi girl! How are you??????????
melonLord: All the worse now that you're here.
TheUltimateGlow: Aw, don't be sour! We had so much fun together on the set of Avatar!!
melonLord: Uh, no, we didn't. (annoyed) You were so busy doting over Sokka that we barely spoke at all.
TheUltimateGlow: Oh, yeah... I guess that was Ty Lee that I talked to all that time.
IceBlossom: So…
Straw&Sword: So how are you, Katara? Want to go to the movies with me Friday?
Air_Scooter: Awkward!
IceBlossom: Um, I'm kind of taken.
Air_Scooter: (to himself) Yes!
melonLord: Um, Yue? He just asked another girl out…in front of you.
TheUltimateGlow: So?
melonLord: Is there something wrong with your head, or is it just me?
TheUltimateGlow: Oh, we're in an open relationship.
Air_Scooter: (adamantly) Well, my relationship is closed!!!
IceBlossom: (blush) Thanks, Aang.
BoomerangSLICE has signed on.
BoomerangSLICE: What's up, homies?
TheUltimateGlow: Sokka!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Straw&Sword: Yo.
IceBlossom: Sokka. Log off. Right now. Your life is hanging in the balance.
Air_Scooter: Seriously!
melonLord: Log off or I'll kill you myself!
BoomerangSLICE: Geez, what's gotten into all of you?
Straw&Sword: Really, dude, you better run and hide.
TheUltimateGlow: I'm injured, really. How could you guys say that?
BoomerangSLICE: Jet? Is that you?
Straw&Sword: All four limbs and a head of me, yep.
melonLord: But still lacking the brain, I see.
IceBlossom: Sokka log off! Please!
TheUltimateGlow: No, stay a bit and talk, hotness.
BoomerangSLICE has signed off.
TheUltimateGlow: ...
TheUltimateGlow: (hurt) What did I say?
melonLord: You made the mistake of calling him your old pet name 'hotness'. That's a killer hint.
TheUltimateGlow: Oh well, I guess I'll just have to catch him next time.
IceBlossom: Yue, you really shouldn't do that.
TheUltimateGlow has been blocked from this site.
Straw&Sword: NOOOOOOO!
Air_Scooter: What just happened?
melonLord: I reported her.
IceBlossom: On what grounds????
melonLord: Sexual harassment.
Straw&Sword: How could you do that!!??
melonLord: 'Cause I don't like the chic.
Straw&Sword: No, I mean, how didyou do it?
melonLord: I have my ways. And you better snap your trap or I'm going to block you, too.
Straw&Sword: Yes master.
melonLord: Good, slave. Now log off.
Straw&Sword: Yes master.
Straw&Sword has signed off.
IceBlossom: I'm not even gonna ask.
FacePaint n Fans has signed on.
Air_Scooter: Hey Suki. Sokka's not on.
FacePaint n Fans: Oh. He's not? I wanted to talk to him about something. I guess I'll call him.
IceBlossom: Good idea. He needs you right now.
FacePaint n Fans: Why? What happened?
melonLord: Probably better if he tells you.
FacePaint n Fans: Oh…all right. See you guys later.
FacePaint n Fans has signed off.
IceBlossom: She sounded worried.
Air_Scooter: I would be, too. Sokka is almost always on chat.
melonLord: ...
IceBlossom: What, Toph?
melonLord: ...
melonLord: I have a strange feeling someone is watching me.
IceBlossom: You know, I could've sworn I saw Yue yesterday at the supermarket.
Air_Scooter: (fearfully) You guys want to come with me to my uncle's house? He lives in a remote area that can't be monitored by satellite. Plus he's got a cappuccino machine and an indoor pool.
IceBlossom: Swimming at this time of winter?
Air_Scooter: No, pool. You know, like billiards?
melonLord: I'm there.
IceBlossom: Right now?
Air_Scooter: Now.
IceBlossom: Let's go. Know where to meet?
melonLord: Yep. See you there.
Air_Scooter: Bring your handgun licenses.
IceBlossom: ?
Air_Scooter: You never know!
melonLord: 10-4. Let's do this.
Air_Scooter: Saddle up. Lock and load.
melonLord has signed off.
IceBlossom has signed off.
Air_Scooter has signed off.
A/N: Kudos to anyone who catches the Star Trek reference. :D
