In an Italian deli in Trenton
"Oh, I am so happy for the both of you!" The local celebrity bounty hunter's mother cried out happily.
The shop owner, employees and customers alike snapped to attention and strained their ears to listen in to the phone conversation. So the Italian Stallion had finally snared his reluctant bride. Several old ladies chuckled and hobbled excitedly to encircle the bride's mother like vultures waiting for a hearty meal. Everyone else reached for his or her phone and started spreading the news right away. People in nearby stores rushed in to join the party. Mothers, grandmothers, aunts, cousins, godmothers, friends and neighbors of every respectable family, aka the pillars of the Burg, were called and gathered inside the deli filled with giggles, congratulations and words of advice.
Soon the groom's mother arrived. And the future in-laws started to plan the wedding. They found out the happy young couple were extremely lucky. There happened to be a last minute cancelled wedding (The bride ran off to Vegas with the father of her unborn child. The groom was devastated. What a scandal ), so the church and the restaurant were booked immediately, and the wedding planner was happy to give them a handsome discount. Everything, from the flower arrangement, the cello, the organ, the wedding cake, and even the wedding dress was ready. Since there would not be enough time to send out invitations, the mothers decided to place a wedding announcement in the local paper. And they got a nice discount, too.
Amid all the excitement, a blonde woman walked out of the deli unnoticed to her blood red Ferrari. She took out her iPhone, braced herself and dialed a number. It was no easy task to inform a top notch mercenary the woman he cared deeply was going to marry someone else in less than three days.
