Episode 7: Aftermath I

Team Fairytale: Ai, Dawn, Ella, Leonard, Phillip

Team Renaissance: Jenn, Patrick, Rodney

Team Realism: Samey, Eva, Courtney, Ben, Noah

Eliminated: Shawn, Alejandro, Sam, Crystal, Dakota


The Aftermath theme started playing. Clips of Shawn at the campfire ceremony, Alejandro flirting with Ai, Sam struggling during The Hungry Games challenge and finally to Dakota falling out of the boxing ring were shown.


After the opening credits, Bridgette and Geoff were waving at the audience. "Hey everyone! Welcome to the Total Drama Generations Aftermath Show! I'm Bridgette…"

"…And I'm Geoff! We have a great show planned for you! But before we get started, let's introduce all of the contestants who didn't get a chance to return to TDG!" Geoff said, motioning to a larger row of bleachers on the right of the stage. "Starting from the bottom row, we have Sierra, Cody, Gwen, Trent, DJ, Izzy, Katie and Sadie, Duncan, Lindsay, Tyler, Beth, Ezekiel, Harold, LeShawna, Justin, Heather, Mike, Zoey, Scott, Silent B, Staci, Anne Maria, Cameron, Brick, Jo, Lightning, Jasmine, Scarlett, Dave, Sky, Amy, Sugar and Max!" Geoff was out of breath and panting when Vivian cleared her throat. "Oh yeah… and for the first time on set, we have," Geoff paused to intake a large amount of air, "Leroy, Vivian, Stella, Hana, Raymond, and… and… Riley…"

The audience cheered, while Geoff tried to get his breath back.

"So, what do you think of Total Drama Generations so far? A pretty epic season, right?" Bridgette asked.

"Oh yeah, it's totally surpassing what we got from last season." Geoff said, receiving glares from the fourth generation competitors. Geoff cringed. "I-I mean it's working its way up to where we were last season!"

"It totally is, Geoff. In fact, we've gotten a load of texts and Tweeder messages with feedback from everyone at home!" Bridgette said while tapping at her computer. "We got loads of TD stuff trending all over the place!"

"We'll get around to answering some of your questions later on in the show! But first, let's start things off with That's Going to Leave a Mark!" Geoff said as the monitor came down from the ceiling.

"Okay, so last episode everyone was boxing right? Well, poor Noah got more than he bargained for when Ai sent him flying!" Bridgette said, freezing the frame at the moment of impact. She circled it with her red pen.

"Dude looks like he's seeing flashbacks of his whole life in that moment. Wicked awesome." Geoff replied, moving on to the next clip which was of Jenn karate chopping Phillip and Courtney. This was followed by Ella standing next to Leonard, who was making a potion; she kicked him in the nuts when she got excited at seeing a butterfly flying near her. The final clip was of Samey giving Ai a black eye. "And that, folks, will definitely leave a mark!"

"You know what really left a mark on the show? One of our first major injuries on screen since Owen's busted jaw." Bridgette said, sounding saddened at the memories.

"Oh yeah, talk about rough. Poor Crystal, getting poisoned like that." Geoff said. "But, lucky for everyone tuned in, right now, we're going to try talking to her on webcam." As he said this, the monitor showed Crystal in a hospital gown and bed. "Hey Crystal! You're looking so much more… alive, than when we last checked in on you."

"Oh, hey Geoff…" Crystal replied, her voice sounding strained and raspy. "Sorry I don't sound like my usual self, my throat is still healing from the toxic apple. But apart from that, I'm on my way to a full recovery."

"That is so great to hear!" Bridgette said. "Well, we won't keep you any longer, you need all the rest you can get. Ladies and gentlemen, that's our healing Crystal!"

The audience cheered until the monitor then changed over to showing the voted off contestants in the green room. "I think it's time we brought out our first guest." Bridgette said. "Our guest has a morbid fear of zombies!"

"He even went as far to make himself smell like pee on purpose, and has attempted to build a fortress out of leaves and mud. Everyone please welcome Shawn!"

As Geoff finished speaking, the camera shifted over to Shawn, who received a decent amount of cheers from the audience. Jasmine, however, looked peeved.

Shawn sat down next to Geoff and noticed Jasmine. "Uh, hey Jasmine. Hey everyone." he said nervously.

"Dude, welcome to the show!" Geoff said. "Must be very hard going from first to worst."

"Well, I'm going to be totally honest Geoff, it's not the loss that bothers me…" Shawn said, looking around awkwardly, trying to avoid eye contact with Jasmine. "It's uh… Hard for me to say."

"Oh, well then, I know the perfect way to help you talk about it more easily!" Geoff said.

"Really?" Shawn asked, sounding hopeful.

"It's time for Truth or Hammer!" Geoff said, as the screen changed to show the Statue of Justice being smashed by Thor's Hammer, Mjolnir. Shawn gulped. "So, the only rule of the game is that you have to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. 'Cause if you don't, then you become a zombified pancake!"

"Geoff!" Bridgette scolded, as Shawn shivered in pure terror.

"Don't joke around like that, he really believes you!" Jasmine said.

"Fine, fine, he won't become a zombified pancake. He'll just be a little squashed if he lies. So, Shawn, what exactly is disappointing you the most right now?" Geoff asked.

"Uh… well… the fact that I… kinda went and bought the latest zombie apocalyptic gear. You know, solar powered glow sticks, extra sturdy folding shovels, not to mention a solar generator for when Jasmine and I would watch movies in our fortress. It all costs money, which I didn't have after Jasmine and I finished zombie-proofing the Roses are Red, Bruises are Blue flower shop." Shawn said, letting out a sigh when he finished. "Wow, it's nice to get that off of my chest, but that still doesn't change the fact that I still need to get a million big ones somehow."

"I warned him that he should wait until he had another million in his hands before upgrading our uh… security. But he insisted it had to be now." Jasmine said, sighing a bit. "Oh well. We'll find a way to pay that debt off."

"Hey, Geoff, do you know what our next guest has in common with Shawn?" Bridgette asked, smirking evilly.

Geoff raised an eyebrow. "Uh… both are guys?"

Bridgette groaned. "No… they both have a debt of some sort to pay!"

"Oh. Well that's lame. Sucks to be them." Geoff said. "Let's introduce our next guest then."

"Our next guest has made enemies out of pretty much all of the original cast. He's also been burnt to a total crisp and had to go around as a robot for over a year!" Bridgette started, before she started grumbling: "Welcome, Alejandro…"

Alejandro walked out onto the stage, only getting a few awkward claps. If he noticed, he hid his emotions very well.

"Welcome to the show… Alejandro." Bridgette said darkly.

"It's an honor to be here. I always did wonder what it was like to be on this set, having never been on here before." Alejandro said confidently.

"I'd be careful with what you say, man." Shawn whispered. "They got a hammer that turns you into a zombified pancake." He cringed as he said that.

Alejandro chuckled. "A 'zombified pancake'? I can most fully reassure you, there is no hammer on the planet that could do that."

"You know, for someone who pissed off over twenty people, almost all of whom are in this very room, you sure are being overconfident." Geoff said. "Perhaps it's time we changed that mindset."

"What are you talking about? Me? Piss people off?" Alejandro started nervously laughing. "I was only playing the game with the only strategy I knew how."

Heather stood up at that. "Oh, a strategy that only works on two or three people these days. You were really trying to milk that particular cow dry with Ai, weren't you?"

"It was all strategy! One that totally backfired, thanks to a certain red-bowed wearing demon in a blue shirt." Alejandro said, folding his arms across his chest. Everyone in the room gasped. "What?"

"Don't talk about Jennifer that way!" Geoff said. "Sure, she's not the easiest to get along with, but she has yet to do anything to your level of evil."

"I say we teach this guy a lesson as to what he really did to most of us women on the show!" Bridgette said. "It's time for Gotta Love Karma!"

As soon as Bridgette finished saying that, some interns approached Alejandro and quickly tied him up so he could not move. Then they dragged him outside, and the monitor was brought down again. Alejandro was then placed by a pole that was covered with a thin layer of ice. "No… no! You can't make me do this! Por favor!"

LeShawna got up and walked next to Bridgette. "Oh ho ho, nice choice girl. Hope you got some of the more painful outcomes planned for him too. That boy made me lose my mind and it hurt!"

Bridgette giggled. "Don't worry, LeShawna, we have some round of karma for everyone he messed with."

By now, Alejandro's tongue had gotten stuck to the pole, effectively silencing his protesting. He groaned loudly as he felt himself being dragged away. The interns took him to a high platform, where he promptly got kicked in the shin by one of them, and then one of them slapped a tooth out of his mouth. He was now separated from the pole, and he moaned at the sight of his fallen tooth in his hand.

In the end, a montage was shown of Alejandro getting pushed out of a plane, having animals attack him, getting pushed off of a plane again, being a target and getting hit by Swedish meatballs, eating (and vomiting) gross food, and the montage ended with him getting pushed off of the plane again and crash landing in the parking lot.

"Was he supposed to get pushed off of the plane three times?" Geoff asked. "Seems a bit rough, considering everyone here only got pushed off once."

The girls in the peanut gallery just looked at each other and shrugged. Alejandro was then brought back into the studio in a wheelchair, covered in bumps and blacks and blues.

"You know, even though I never knew the guy, I find it very hard to feel sorry for him." Vivian whispered to Leroy, who just nodded his agreement.

"Alright, with that taken care of, I think it's time we bring out our last two guests." Bridgette said. "One of whom has admitted to only getting exercise from extreme video gaming."

"And the other had started out as a no-name, but has worked her way up to the ranks of no returns in the realm of boxing. Please welcome Dakota and Sam!" Geoff said.

Sam came out first and waved to the applauding crowd but then turned around to the sound of grunting and groaning. "Uh-oh. Looks like Dakota's stuck on one of the TV cables again." he said, turning around and hustling off the stage to help her out. After a few moments, Sam came out alongside Dakota, who had to duck to avoid hitting her head on the scaffolding overhead.

Dakota sat down on the floor, so that way her tail would not destroy all of the furniture, and Sam sat next to her on the edge of the sofa. "You know, it's almost refreshing to see a sane relationship on this show." Bridgette said. "I remember when I first met you Dakota, back when you were an intern for Chris. You were gushing so much about Sam when we weren't busy working."

Dakota blushed. "Oh yeah… Those were the good old days. But like I said on the show, I never would have thought that being a mutant would give me so many opportunities. It was just something I was easily able to embrace."

"Although it was hard when you had to go to that speech therapist for all of those months." Sam said. "You have no idea how hard it is to play a GameGuy while little kids are in the waiting room, all of them tried to rip my arms off to play my stuff, and the parents did absolutely nothing!"

Dakota made a face but it was Geoff who spoke next. "So, Sam, what is it like to lose out on a million bucks three times?"

"Oh, uh… Interesting choice of a question." Sam said, looking away awkwardly.

"Psst," Shawn whispered. "This is just between us, but they have a hammer that will come down when you lie, and turn you into a zombified pancake."

Sam burst out laughing. "You're talking to the expert and online critic of 7 Days to Heaven, The Running Dead, oh and let's not forget that horrible Monstermon hack: Buried Alive. You know, the one where you fight the zombies of the Monstermons…"

Shawn made a whimpering noise and passed out upon hearing all of this.

"Was it something I said?" Sam asked, looking at Dakota, who shrugged. "Well, anyway, to answer your question, Geoff: sure, I was upset to not even come close to the million dollars three times. I wanted to win more than anything, to keep Dakota impressed with me. I even did things I ended up regretting, like hiding bits of food in my pockets during All-Stars. As it turns out, she was more upset that I did something so low. But I was determined to make up for my actions, and I'd like to think that I came home from Generations with much more dignity."

When he finished, the audience began applauding.

Bridgette smiled. "Well, what can I say? That's truly a great story to hear. In fact, many of our viewers have written in some questions. SxD4Ever asks: 'So what do you have planned for next?'"

Sam and Dakota looked at each other and shrugged. "We really haven't thought that far ahead. We're probably going to start making some guest appearances at conventions and make money by giving out autographs." Dakota said.

"And here we have a question from BlaineleyMegaFan: 'I love seeing Sam and Dakota together, they are such a great couple. But when are we ever going to see Blaineley return to the Aftermath show…?' Uh, rudeness much, BlaineleyMegaFan? We don't talk about her after what she did to poor Bridgette back in season three." Geoff said, looking ticked off.

"Well, it's all in the past now. Blaineley has nothing to do with our show anymore. At last check, she was sighted with Bruno the Bear." Bridgette said. "And on that note, it's time to end today's show. I hope you've all had a great time hanging with us today."

"Oh yeah. We'll be back again really soon after a few more surprise eliminations and twists of fate. So keep your Fanfiction subscriptions tuned to us here on TOTAL. DRAMA. GENERATIONS!" Geoff said, as the audience applauded and the credits started playing.


A/N: I apologize for the really long hiatus! School has been keeping me really busy and plus, this ep wasn't as fun to write as others. Don't worry, Ep 8 will be up before the end of the month and should be amazing :) Thanks for sticking with me. And lots of thanks to Woodenfan for ideas and proofreading. Love, PrincessPrimeroseChekov