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DISCLAIMER: I don't own Naruto.
Wait...
Why am I trying to save her?
Why should I care?
Isn't she supposed to be a fucking ninja? Clumsier than shit that bitch.
What if I don't catch her?
I don't give a rat's ass anyways
It's only because Leader-sama would have my head...
Right?
Hidan rushed to the edge of the roof,reaching out over the edge. His fingertips just brushing hers as she fell. Kisame cursed, running over to where Hidan was crouched. Her scream echoed in the air.
"For fucks sakes! What a fucking idiot." Hidan said, pissed off beyond belief.
"Did I not provide a warning of this? I even mentioned the consequences of Leader's punishment." Itachi stated as he ended up behind them.
"You morons only wanted to save her for Leader? Pfft, yeah right. Haha, you must think I'm dense." Kisame bitterly commented, as he peered over the edge.
Hidan glared at him quickly before gazing down into the darkness.
Sakura's mind went blank as she felt her fingertips brush something momentarily. Deciding it was her imagination, she focused on the task at hand.
Not dying. Or falling unconscious.
"Shit." She cursed as she tried drawing chakra into her hand to grip onto the wall of the building. But,lady luck wasn't on her side as her fingertips scraped against the rough, jagged bricks that made up the building.
Sighing in defeat, and hoping she wouldn't be too badly injured so she could just apply chakra to her wounds. So she shut her eyes,awaiting her greeting with the pavement.
She supposed that anyone should always expect the unexpected because she sure as hell wasn't expecting to be caught. Sakura nearly shit her pants when two hands caught her by her ass and steadied her. Sakura's eyes widened as she took a look at the crazy bastard who dared to hold her up like that. She was even more surprised when her arms were held up by a swirl of sand, making it look like she was being lifted up by her armpits.
Sakura peered down in surprise, expecting to find some hobo or something who just so happened to have broken arms from the impact of her fall. She was even more shocked to find two saviours.
The Kazekage was just as surprised as Sakura was, his arm outstretched as he called upon his sand to prevent her from hitting the pavement. His sand coiled underneath her arms, making her look like a ragdoll.
Peering down even more, Sakura noticed that the one holding her up by her ass was Deidara, who appeared to be just as amazed and surprised as she was that he had caught her.
Annoyance at her position flooded Sakura suddenly as her eyes narrowed. Gaara was now passed his moment of surprise as he narrowed his gaze towards Deidara as well, who was relieved he had caught her in the first place.
Lowering her slowly, Deidara adjusted her in his arms until he was carrying her bridal style. Sakura sighed as the adrenaline slowly left her body and she sunk into Deidara's arms. A voice made her tense again.
"Are you stupid?"
Sakura looked over at Gaara in surprise.
'What did he just say? Stupid!?'
Sakura glared in annoyance.
"Excuse me?" she wiggled out of Deidara grip and stood,shakily, to her feet.
"Excuse you? For what exactly? Jumping off a building?" Gaara asked her, taking a step forward. "Why did you jump off the building?Are you upset about something Sakura?"
Sakura growled and looked over at Deidara who looked like just as interested in the answer as Gaara. She fumed.
"I didn't jump off!" Sakura yelled as Hidan,Itachi and Kisame suddenly appeared behind her.
"Sakura! You aren't broken!" Kisame joked as he patted her on the shoulder.
"What the hell is your problem?! Do you get a kick out of falling off buildings or something?! How did you even come out of that unscathed?" Hidan asked her as he eyed her undamaged form.
They sure weren't expecting the answer they got.
"I was caught by my ass and my armpits..."
Hidan twitched.
"By Deidara...and Gaara." Sakura finished lamely
Oh,the reactions to that were pretty priceless.
Kisame's eyes widened in surprise, as Hidan's narrowed. Itachi's face was monotone.
Deidara looked nervously at the three Akatsuki males, noticing the bag of ice he had bought, which was melted from the heat, already on the ground.
Kisame finally broke out of the trance and tutted.
"I'm ashamed Deidara.I knew you were a pervert but to take advantage of a female in this state..."
Hidan agreed, tutting as well. "You sick fuck."
"What the hell! I saved her life! Where is my thanks?!" Deidara yelled outraged.
Sakura smirked then directed her gaze back to Gaara who was watching her. She mentally rolled her eyes.
"Seriously Kazekage-sama,If you want to know why I 'jumped off a building' as you put it just ask politely." Sakura smiled as she saw Gaara visibly twitch in annoyance. Oh how she loved pissing people off.
"Tell." he demanded,crossing his arms. She rolled her eyes,but gave into the Kazekage's request despite his shitty attitude.
"I stepped outside of the window of our room to the ledge and stepped over the gap between the gift shop roof and the window. After a few quick chats with Hida-bastard-chan and Ita-chan,I was looking over the side of the hotel,trying to spot Deidei-chan."
Sakura stopped in her story to view Itachi,Hidan and Deidaras expression of the nicknames. Deidara was blushing. Sakura continued,smiling.
"So Hidan and the guys were watching me from the window and I was going to just spend a few more minutes watching the street, 'cause Kisame was talking about Ita-chan having a heart attack, and then I tripped and fell off the roof." Sakura finished,looking fully at Gaara.
Gaara was trying to see the truth in the little tale by reading her eyes. She spoke nothing but the truth so he turned around to leave for his office.
"Kazekage-sama." Sakura said.
Gaara turned around halfway,showing that she has his attention.
"What was that wedding that Kankuro was talking about?"
For the first time ever, for Sakura anyway, Gaara smirked. It seemed like he knew some sort of inside story but his smirk only seemed to piss Sakura off even more.
"Care to share?" Sakura asked, annoyed at being out of the loop.
"I told Kankuro not to mention anything." Gaara stated heading back.
"Gaara! That doesn't answer my question!" Sakura whined.
"You will find out sooner or later." he said before leaving in a whirlwind of sand.
"Geez! What a frustrating guy!" Sakura stated, pulling her hair in mock frustration.
Itachi silently strode up to Sakura and crouched down by her leg. He bent her knee to pick up her foot to roll her ankle. He did this with both ankles before checking her arms.
Sakura,at first, thought he was going to inject her with some strange liquid like in those creepy ass shows that she had seen once before. She suddenly realized with awe that he was checking her for injuries from her fall. She watched,as did the others as Itachi stood up and started walking back into the hotel. Kisame followed him as did Hidan with one glance back at Sakura's shaky form.
Deidara sighed and glanced at Sakura.
"So,you're okay,yeah?"
"Um...yeah I think," Sakura smiled wearily. "I guess I'm just shaky from shock or something." Sakura looked around then her eyes dropped to the bag of ice Deidara recently placed in his hand. Or should I say,bag of water.
"Hahaha! Deidei-chan! The ice melted!"
Deidara sighed and nodded. He smirked suddenly though,untying the bag of water as he got in a ready position. Sensing the plan,Sakura bolted into a random direction, Deidara quick on her heels.
"AHHHH!" Sakura screeched as Deidara almost poured ice water onto her as he caught up.
"Deidei-chan you prick!" she screamed in laughter.
After a full bag of ice water,Deidara actually was the only one who got wet,They trudged upstairs using the elevator and knocked on the door of their room. Hidan opened the door and laughed.
"Haha! You fucking idiot! You look like shit!"
"Better than how you look on a regular basis." Deidara replied. Hidan huffed but let them in regardless. Itachi eyed the current state of Deidara in displeasure.
"This room will smell bad now." Itachi stated.
"What? Did it rain in Suna?" Kisame joked, making Sakura laugh.
"Sakura poured water on me,yeah." Deidara pouted, making Sakura laugh once more.
"You were gonna do the same to me! Don't make me look like the bad guy here!"
"I'm taking a shower,yeah...or I guess a bath." Deidara mumbled,closing the bathroom door.
"Must you announce that?" Hidan sighed laying on the bed.
Sakura got a blanket from a closet and wrapped it around her. She heard the water running in the bathroom and decided that she would go to sleep. She trudged over to Hidan.
"Oi,Hida-bastard-chan."
"Hm?What?"
"Move over." Sakura said through a yawn.
"Pfft, aren't you full of fucks and demands tonight, Princess. Why don't you just climb over me or something?" He replied, rolling his eyes.
With a frown, Sakura climbed over his body and situated herself on her portion of the bed. She was closest to the wall.
"We meet with the Kazekage tomorrow. No more rooftop visits or anything that will jeopardize this mission." Itachi stated, clearly displeased with what had happened that night.
She closed her eyed and hummed in a tired way. Kisame laughed softly at her.
A few minutes later, Deidara came out of the bathroom clad in a towel. Sakura opened her eyes slightly and smirked, deciding to have a little fun. She wolf-whistled for a reaction, knowing him a bit too well. He blushed and mumbled words under his breath while he grabbed his clothes from his bag and trudged back into the bathroom,locking the door. She started laughing.
"What a fucking prude." Hidan stated, as he casually watched the display before him.
"That's not nice Hida-bastard-chan!" Sakura reprimanded, testing her new nickname for him once again.
"Life isn't nice, Bitch!"
"I'm pretty sure life doesn't have feelings."
"Shut your fucking mouth, Uchiha!"
"Haha! You're upset aren't ya?" Kisame prodded, intending to piss Hidan off even more.
"Oi Fishy-chan! This old man might not of heard you,you might have to speak up!" Sakura laughed, cluing in that everyone was trying to piss off Hidan tonight.
"HEY! I'm not fucking old! You're such a spoiled bitch!"
"How am I spoiled? If I was spoiled you'd be sleeping on the floor tonight."
"Hidan just got told."
"I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO SHUT IT UCHIHA! FUCK!"
"What did you just say?" A pair of red eyes blazed in the faint lighting.
"Maybe you should get your ears checked while you get your eyes checked,yeah." Deidara smirked as he walked out of the bathroom. Itachi sighed, not believing he actually let those idiots rile him up as his deactivated his sharingan.
"Enough guys!I'm really tired and we have a long meeting tomorrow!" Sakura declared as she rubbed her sleepy eyes. Deidara nodded and climbed over,well Hidan pushed him over him, and he crawled over Sakura as she pulled the covers up around her and snuggled in. Sakura intended to sleep near the wall but clearly nothing she wanted was occurring lately.
A few minutes passed by as everyone settled in, but it wasn't long into the silence that someone decided they couldn't sleep.
"Who wants to tell secrets,yeah?"
"Shut your fucking mouth."
"I'm just not tired!"
"Go to sleep or die, whichever gets you to stop talking."
"Nobody asked you,Uchiha." Deidara mumbled in annoyance.
" At least he's trying to get you idiots to shut up!" Sakura sighed, hitting her head against her dusty pillow.
"Let her sleep guys. She's already cranky enough with sleep so without it she must be-"
"KISAME! GO TO SLEEP!"
"Y-Yes Ma'am."
Sakura was having a lovely dream. It involved fighting Sasuke's team and boy, was her's winning. Kisame had just sliced through the orange haired member's arm when a shadow came up from behind Sakura. She turned quickly, stopped Sasuke's girlfriend's attack with ease. As her dream got quite graphic, all that will be mentioned is that her team ultimately won. And his bitchy girlfriend was impaled. And then Sasuke cried. The End.
Sakura was brought back into the world of the living, and away from Sasuke's crying, by the lovely smell of bacon being cooked somewhere near her. Being a glutton for the meat, Sakura cracked open her eyes and glanced around the room. Itachi wasn't in his bed and neither was Kisame, but the positon the other three were in (including her) was a different story. Her head rested on Hidan's stomach while her legs were tangled with Deidara's and his mouth hand was chewing on her hair. At the moment Deidara reminded Sakura of a small child which made her giggle despite herself.
It was like a relaxing morning anyways. The birds were singing,Kisame was gone,Tsunade wasn't here,Naruto wasn't here,Hidan's hand was groping her chest...wait what?
Sakura twitched and with a smack Hidan was on the floor,clutching his head.
"What the fuck?BITCH!"
"That's Pinky to you!"
"Why did you hit me!"
"Cause you were groping me, you PERVERT!"
Hidan rubbed the back of his head and then stood up,trotting to the bathroom as he mumbled about pink haired bitches. Deidara sat up in bed, yawning as his hand mouths yawned also.
"You're so adorable in the morning." Sakura beamed at him. He looked like a little kid in the state he was currently in. He blinked at her and smiled,laying back down.
Sakura looked around the room in boredom, thinking it was about time to stir up some trouble.
"Ita-chan!" Sakura yelled in a sing-song tone.
Itachi walked into the room from the hall wearing an apron.
"Hn?" he grunted.
"Nothing.I was just wondering about breakfast."
"Almost done. Our neighbours have a full kitchenette so I decided to borrow it."
"Did you ask?"
"They aren't there."
Sakura laughed nervously and sighed.
"Anything else you wanted?" Itachi asked.
"Nope,carry on." Sakura grinned then whispered "Ma'am." Deidara flat out laughed.
Itachi's eyes darkened. "You'd have to be a complete idiot to not wear the apron when dealing with messy things so stop trying to embarrass me because that feat will never be accomplished." Itachi stated before walking over to the neighbours kitchenette.
"We'll see." Sakura said with a sigh.
"You better get dressed, yeah. Breakfast is almost ready and we got to head over to the Kazekage's office then head back to-"
"Home." Sakura finished for Deidara. He blinked.
"Um,yeah." Deidara half smirked. Hidan suddenly came out of the bathroom.
"That was certainly a fucking triple flusher! Don't go in there for your own safety." Hidan warned, laughing sadistically at himself.
Sakura cringed, holding her nose. "Ew! What the hell is wrong with you, Hida-bastard-chan!"
"You're gross,yeah."
"Whatever, you fucking dumbass." Hidan waved nonchalantly.
Then to top the mood,Kisame came into the room.
"Okay so Itachi is done with the food and after we are done eating,we're heading over to the Kazekage's building." Kisame stated,bored.
"Sure thing,Fishy." Sakura said, skipping into the neighbour's room.
"Ladies first." Hidan joked to Deidara who gave him the middle finger.
"You coming Kisame,yeah?"
"Sure but I need to use the bathroom."
Hidan suddenly burst out laughing as Deidara half grimaced and half smirked.
"What?" Kisame asked, not cluing in on the joke.
"Oh, nothing. See you at breakfast." Hidan waved.
"Maybe,yeah." Deidara added, following Hidan out.
Kisame shrugged and stepped into the bathroom,locking the door.
"WHAT IN GOD'S NAME IS THAT SMELL!?"
Kisame was clawing the door,trying to get it opened with his hands over his nose. You could hear coughing.
Kisame never hated the person who invented locks more than at this moment.
So,Theres another chapter.
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And I'm sorry for not posting quick.I was away so...yup.
Again I apologize! :( I know what it's like waiting for new chapters to come out. It kind of blows chunks.
R&R.
