Disclaimer: I'm not a robot.
"Jojoph?"
"Yeah?"
"I have something to tell you bleep blop."
Joseph just nodded as they jogged through.
"You won't tell anyone right?"
"Yeah, yeah, you like me. Who doesn't?"
The petite girl laughed and said "Negative. I'm a robot."
The Joestar screeched in to a halt.
"WHAT?!"
One walk and talk later
Joseph and Penny reached the dome, he witnessed Team JNPR fighting Team BRNZ.
"Okay, I'll see you in the arena, Penpal! Best of luck!" he said as he gave her a pat on the head.
"I won't let you under!"
"... Down."
Joseph found a vacant seat and just took it. Taking note how the hammer wielder smashed their enemy to oblivion.
"Heh. I guess you can't spell Nora without ORA." he chuckled to himself. The crowd cheered as JNPR left the scene victorious.
'Huh, I never see Penny fight before aside from that megaton punch.' the Joestar pondered and watch Team RWBY from the other side leave to... Go to the bathroom together? Girls are weird.
He suddenly fell asleep after a while. He almost fell headfirst from his seat before suddenly jumping up wide awake.
"Huh? Whuh?" he saw other teams fighting.
"18 minutes my ass, Ughh, I just got here and the match is already over." he folded his legs.
"AYAYAYA-"
He scoffed and looked at the message.
"Hey JoJo! Come to our room! I want you to meet someone! Come ooooooon ASAP ASGSHZHHEB -Ruby"
'Huh, must be someone important.' he got up and walked.
'An important person meeting another important person. By 'another', I meant me.' he chuckled.
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"-But only if you keep learning, if you never stopped moving forward." the stranger suddenly turned to see Joseph standing in front of him.
"Huh."
"You're next line is going to be..."
"Girls, care to tell me who this meathead is?" They both said at the same time.
Qrow gasped as their words synced. Yang gave Joseph a proud smile while Ruby chuckled.
"What the-"
"Now you'll say..."
"You're annoying." they simultaneously uttered.
The older man gasped and frowned.
"Stop copying me, you moron."
"Uncle Qrow! This is JoJo. JoJo, this is my uncle, Qrow." Ruby enthusiastically said, excited seeing the brooding man interact with the annoying jokester.
"Huh. I take it back, Yang. I guess I don't know anyone to some extent." he said as he squinted his eyes staring at Joseph.
"As much as I'd like to stay and chat, I gotta keep going, have fun, kids." he sarcastically said as he walked passed Joseph.
The Joestar just shrugged, accustomed to people like that. If he had been immature, he would have went out of his way to trip him just like Santana, but now, after all he has been through, he wisened u-
"Holy shit, what game is that?!" why do I even bothe- I uhh mean, he asked rather excitedly as he saw the videogame on the screen that Yang was playing.
"Oh, it's called Soaring Ninja, wanna play?" the blonde grinned.
"Why are you even asking?!"
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"How can you be so bad at games?" Yang taunted as Joseph lost for the... I lost count.
"And then Joseph recited a poem before delivering his final attack! Pow pow pow! Sun went flying as he got punched with the power of the sun!" Ruby squealed as she threw punches in the air, watching her sister's character stand triumpanthly over Joseph's fucked up character.
"I give up!" he passed the controller to Ruby. Sulking in embarrassment, apparently, beginner's luck doesn't exist in Remnant.
"Yeah, that's hamon for you, sis." the blonde smiled. "By the way, make sure you watch me, Joestar!" she reminded him, remembering that he was late and didn't get to see the team's fight from the start.
"Yeah yeah... Oh shoot! I gotta see whose fighting who. See ya later!" he ruffled their hair, causing Yang to glare at him while Ruby took the opportunity to annihilate her character.
"We'll catch up with you, JoJo!"
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Upon returning to his seat, he saw that Coco chick and her tall partner fighting some campy schmuck that loves breakdancing and a dark skinned girl with emerald hair.
'A purse?? Seriously, is she gonna fight with tha-"
"OH MY GOD!" he exclaimed as he watch the purse unfold in to a fucking minigun.
Flashback
"YOU FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCKING FOOL! GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE GREATEST IN THE WORLD!"
Flashback ends
His jaw dropped as he watch her annihilate the scenery with her BFG.
His eyes squinted however when he realized that it didn't helped at all, the emerald chick and the capoeira guy are gaining the upperhand.
'Aw man, they knocked out that Yatsushisahshimi guy. I wonder how Coco is gonna get out of this...' he can already tell that she was gonna lost, apparently, like Stroheim, she only relied on force and firepower. Joseph then pondered about how strong he could have been if he had Stroheim's body.
'Too bad Stroheim is too busy screaming patriotic stuff instead of thinking, he could have killed Kars easily if he had my wit.' he got lost in his own thoughts as the Coco duo lost.
'Man, if only schools back then had this fighting stuff then I wouldn't miss a day.' he then smiled at the thought 'Actually, nevermind. I'd still skip class.'
Finally, Penny's upcoming battle is coming up.
"YEEEEAAAAHH! Kick their asses, Pennyyyy!" he cheered from the crowd. He saw Team RWBY cheering for her as well on the other side.
It didn't last very long, Penny outclassed her opponents, her teammate didn't even have to help her.
'She can telekinetically control swords... Interesti- no wait... There is some sort of string.' you can't fool Joseph when it comes to strings, he had a keen eye when it comes to illusions since he is a huge fan of sleight of hand.
Joseph stood up and met with Ruby, they're planning on congratulating Penny for her win.
"Did you see what she did? It was so cool!"
"Yeahheh! I watched it too, dummy!"
They saw the duo walking together.
"Penny!" Ruby called out.
"Ruby! Joseph!" she jumped and glomped the two.
"Oof! Whyyyy?"
"Oh no..." Joseph can't believe that she weighs incredibly heavy, but then again after that confession, it all made sense.
"Guys, this is my teammate." the robot introduced them to Ciel.
"Ciel Soleil."
"Hi, I'm Ru-"
"Your next line is going to be..."
"Ruby Rose, Age 15-" Joseph smiled as the girl gasped.
"How did you-"
"Uhh excuse me, but can you give us a minute to talk?"
The girl nodded and backed away and timed them.
"Sheesh, what a weirdo."
Penny told them that nobody knows of her... Mechanical origin, and how she wanted to stay at Beacon.
"It's been precisely one minute, maam." her teammate interrupted.
"Oh, well. It's time. See you guys more later." she waved goodbye at the two.
"Rubes, that Shell girl isn't anything like Weiss though. I mean Weiss is not that uptight." Joseph pouted.
"Well hehe, Weiss is the first person I could think off when Penny described her." they laughed as they head back to their seats.
"Oh! Come sit with us, Joseph! Yang and Weiss are going to fight next!" she excitedly said.
Penny ;-;