Chapter 9
Lucy,
Darling, you seem to think that I am an idiot. Do
not be fooled, I have idiotic qualities but I am not someone that
would fall for such a simple curse. I mean seriously, a cursed seal?
That was rather cleaver but as you may or may not know here in
America we don't bother with such things. We rip the top of the
envelope, easy. But when someone ELSE touched it and instantly made
their eyes become the size of a cows... well let's just say we were
all shocked. Though she looked more shocked than anyone the poor
thing. Not really poor, I actually couldn't stop laughing at her,
good thing it wasn't one of my friends.
Ta-ta Lucy
darling,
Samantha Wolffe
My Admiring Vassel,
You are
doing splendidly! This is one way this could have happened, she
simply doesn't want to encourage you to act the exact same way.
Maybe she thinks that you are improving. Now what we shall do is
SLOWLY (sound it out and read that again a few times) reintroduce you
back into her life. We shall also be fixing the little niches need
they become a problem. We shall start with the toes and work our way
up. Here are a few things to start to notice about yourself and
possibly your friends who might want to know this as well!
Your
socks, they must match, be clean, but rolled down or else you'll
look like a nerd. your shoes, they need NOT to smell and you need to
check WHEN YOU CAN that you didn't walk through anything, no
checking in public, again don't be a nerd. Your pants, they must go
to at least the top of the shoe, more is always good. Don't show
less, that's just weird and acward! I mean ew!! And if you cross
your legs make sure your actual leg doesn't show… ok?
You may
greet her politely and talk to her in small amounts about the weather
and school NO MORE!
With those little actions and thoughts in your
head you will now have Lily that much closer to you!
Your
Highness,
Samantha
Wolffe
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Dear
Severus,
Ok, just trying to help. Anyway, you avoided my question!
You didn't tell me their names! My other pen pal in Gryffindor is
Remus Lupin. Know him?
Always and Forever,
Anna
Dear
Remus,
Wow, you're friends prank innocent bystanders? I'm sorry. I
guess what I meant was they have good intentions when they beg for
your forgiveness?
Every part of the United States of America is
infested with preps. Some more than others, depending on they type of
place. In any sense, preps are either highly liked or highly
disliked.
Anyway, my other pen pal is Severus Snape. Heard of
him?
Always and
Forever,
Anna
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Fudge
Face,
I have your challenge already. Here is what you do. Do you
know Lucy Malfoy? Highborn git who deserves to burn eternally in
heck? He is the target of this prank. He said some very dirty things
about my friend Sam that he deserves to die for. Feel free to involve
James. I'm sure he's PO'd. Avenging her honor and all that. On the
other hand, this isn't really honorable. There's this spell I created
'Quintople' that allows you to post words over a person's head and is
almost as permanent as a permanent stick charm and just as difficult
to remove. You also might want to suggest a strategically spilled
shrinking potion to James. Anyway, the words I want you to
post:
"Muggle Lover; Zero to Peak in 1.5
Seconds"
Signed,
Elodie
PS: You were killed by a pair
of shoes? What's next; a drapery?
Dear Lily,
You won't have
a problem with this at all, which is good acos that could put a
pretty big dent in our relationship. Is this the James who's in love
with you? Why don't you go out with him? Is he not really cute?
As
for the phrases, yeah, Sam's helping him out... uh oh. Sam's making a
cutting motion across her throat. I don't think I was supposed to
tell you that. Oh well. It's in INK Sam.
INK!
Your sorry
friend,
Elodie
