A/N; Sorry it took so long been working alot on Reason Unknown.

Anyhoo, Happy St Davids day :D

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We're all in the common room now. Even Neville has joined us. I'm proud of him standing up to Snape. That was funny.

"Well what are we going to do now then?" Ron asks

"We could just keep up with our own things" Ginny says.

"What, with me in love with him?" Ron blushes.

"It's not like you have done a lot with that one mate" I say.

"I have so"

"Didn't you just tell him you loved him then run away?" Hermione asks smiling.

Ron frowns.

"well if Ron plays a more active part in being in love with Snape, Neville you can stay insane, Ginny you can be the whole emotional wreck and ill keep with the questions" Hermione orders.

"What is it exactly that you do Harry?" Neville asks me.

I think for a moment, I can't exactly go around following Snape all day pretending to be him. I can worship him though, "I'm his biggest fan" I say proudly".

Ginny smiles at me wickedly. I blush.

This is going to be so fun, Snape is gonna regret the day he ever decided to single me out for torment.

IIIII

"You know I'm beginning to enjoy the fact that we have potions first thing" Ron tells me as we make out way into the great hall for breakfast.

"Yeah mate me too" I agree

"So we're going full throttle today then? All of us?" Neville asks a little nervously

"We are" I proudly grin

"Don't worry Neville, you've done it on your own before, with all of us winding up Snape it should be even easier" Hermione reassures him.

"And we are meeting Ginny outside after out first lesson so she can join in" I say.

He nods in understanding.

I look around the hall, he hasn't entered yet. That gives me time for something quick to eat before 'Operation Drive Snape into an Early Grave' starts.

Suddenly the back doors burst open and the man I have been waiting for steps through.

Man I've been waiting for? Did I just think that?

Anyway, he is walking towards the head table now, his eyes glance over at us and they narrow in annoyance.

I take this at my first shot and smile and wave back at him typical Colin Creevey style. Maybe I should ask to borrow his camera, that could be fun.

He scowls at me then turns to ignore us.

Up at the head table he keeps staring our way every now and again, I nudged Ron before and told him to act his part.

For the past ten minutes he had been sighing and fluttering his eyelashes at the man clad in black.

I have to say it is great to see Snape getting so unnerved.

After what I would call a good scowling in our direction, he gets up to leave.

That's our Que.

"Lets go" I say to everyone.

Before he can successfully walk past our table Hermione gets him.

"Sir I have been thinking about what you said in potion about Foxglove…" she manages to get out before he turns on her.

"Miss Granger I do not have time for this"

"But I was wondering-"

With a flash of his wand he has put a silencing charm on her; I can see her lips moving but no sound coming out. I know I shouldn't think it but that is quite a handy little charm.

Ron looks outraged, but I give him a nudge in the arm and he stops thinking kill Snape and turns on the lurrrrrve.

"Hi professor Snape" he blushes stepping up and following the man.

Me and Neville are following slowly from behind. We made our way out of the great hall and are now headed for the dungeons, he can't tell us to disappear as we have potions first thing again.

"Mister Weasley, unless you want to find you mouth sewn together I suggest you shut up" Snape says relatively calm.

Ron giggles like a lunatic, "yes sir" he beams.

Neville suddenly screams from the side of me making me jump "the dogs, the dogs" he says in a loud whisper.

Snape turns around slowly, "Mr Longbottom" he begins to growl, "if you even thing about repeating-"

His ranting and raving is cut off by my sudden appearance. Well if everyone else is doing it.

I slap Neville across the face, "do not disturb Mister Snape" I say doing my best bodyguard impression.

"Its Professor Snape Potter" he sneers at me.

"Of course Mister Snape" I say looking happy and dusting off his robes. "I simply can't wait for potions, I'm such a fan of your work, is there is anything, anything I can do".

He looks down on me like I have grown an extra head, "you could start by finding out what on earth is in the air down here that is making you Gryffindor's act more idiotic that usual".

"Well sir" Hermione says, "It could actually be the lack of air, I have read that..."

"Shut up Miss Granger" he sighs angrly.

Ron decides it's the right time to give Snape a hug and practically leaps on him.

Snape momentarily opens his eyes wide and if his defences weren't as sharp as they usually are I bet he would have screamed.

"Mr Weasley" he bellows.

I see the rest of the class heading towards the dungeons and make my way in front of our beloved potions master. Using what little transfiguration I know I turn the cold mud coloured carpet on the stone floor into a red one, so that my new hero can be treated like royalty.

Ha.

I also conjure up some streamers and they fly out my wand in front of him. Now if I could just find a marching band. Making do with what I got I begin to shout, "Make way, make way. The big mans coming through, the top dog, the number one. The one and only Snape-a-licious-"

"Potter what on earth do you think you are doing?" he asks looking oddly at the streams of coloured tinsel that are lighting the way in front of him.

"It's just what you deserve your marvellous-ness" I say smiling at him.

He frowns down at me.

"Here let me get that for you Mr Snape" I say opening the door Snape style. That included me slamming the wood against the wall like I wanted to kill it.

"Professor Snape" he growls down at me.

"No not ant more sir" I say smiling back at him, "I'm just Harry, but I'm a huge fan".

He rolls his eyes and walks up to his desk.

I quickly run ahead of him and dust his chair, "there you go sir" I smile at the horrified look on his face.

I stand to go and he grabs me by the neck and pulls my face down to his, "I don't know what you are up to potter" he growls, "but I will find out and when I do-"

He is suddenly cut off by a "How could you Harry" from Ron.

Snape lets go of me and looks as the source of the noise.

Ron is standing in front of the desk with his arms crossed looking surprisingly like his mother. "Harry how could you, you knew I liked him" he says looking upset.

Snape's eyes widen.

"You knew I loved him" Ron finishes sobbing.

"ENOUGH" Snape bellows, "everyone get to your seats".

He looks livid.

Hehehe.

Everyone hurriedly sits, "you know you've really upset him now" I say to Ron just loud enough for Snape to hear as we find our seats, "Mister Snape won't be pleased".

Ron sighs loudly and lovingly.

"Now be quiet" I say in the same hushed whisper. I can see Snape looking at us looking utterly bewildered, "he is about to start his lesson, I don't want to miss it, this is going to be so good, I'm such a fan, such a huge fan of his work".

Snape shakes his head and looks disgustingly at the class.

"I-" he begins but gets cut off by a noise from Neville.

He is wooing. There is no other word for it.

"Woooooo, woo" he says.

He sounds like a steam train.

"Oh no you don't" Snape says his eyes flaming.

"Sir I was just wondering-" Hermione began

"No miss granger I don't want to hear another word" he yells, "from any of you, silence".

His thunderous voice echoes off the walls.

Ron sighs lovingly.

I give him a thumbs up.

Neville begins to follow an invisible fly with his eyes, humming at the same time.

And Hermione raises her hand.

He narrows his eyes and looks at us one by one, I wonder what he is thinking.

Hmmmm.

I subtly thump my hand to my chest in a Sammy Sosa style finishing it off with the peace sign.

He growls at me.

Hermione's hand continues to wave.

His eye twitches.

Neville's humming continues.

He begins to breathe through his teeth.

And Ron sighs again, resting his head on his hand and looking adoringly at the potions master.

I think he is about to break.

"Right, Mr Longbottom" he bellows.

I knew it.

"Get to the hospital wing now and inform madam Pomfrey that she is not allowed to let you leave until I have diagnosed you fit and well".

Neville's eyes widen in shock.

I didn't expect this, crap!

"Miss Granger if you would gladly stay behind after class we can discuss anything your little heart desires"

Hermione blushes and lowers her hand.

"Mister Potter" he purrs.

Crap!

"As the only member of my new fan club I would like you to go out and recruit others. As devoted a fan as you are I do not want to see or hear from you till you have 100 members, all willing and able. No bribery. You won't have a problem with that now will you".

It wasn't a question. Ah, dragons crap.

"Yessir" I say quietly.

"And mister Weasley" he says walking towards Ron looking menacing.

Ron gulps.

Before my eyes have enough time to widen properly, or my eyebrows can safely lift to the desired place on my head.

Snape grabs Ron by the sides of his face and kisses him… Deeply.

Ewwwww.

Everyone is silent, apart from a squeaking noise coming from Hermione.

Neville is in shock looking back from the door.

Suddenly Snape lets go and a thud echoes off the stone walls.

Ron had fainted to the floor.

Snape leaves him there.

The whole class is silent and still, probably scared that Snape will kiss them if they dare to move.

He looks at us all scowling.

Hermione smiles and raises her hand.


A/N; Hehe. Next Time Severus I think... Anyone you want to see next, Ron perhaps, Hermione?

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