Note: This chapter (Well, the last part) our present to you, Ryoma Echizen! HAPPY BIRFFDAY!!!! (Dec. 24)
The third target- DragoN, Ragingfire
"Stop following me."
The two twins were having a bit of trouble. Being the ZOMG WE'RE SO ALIKE-twinny-twin… twins they were, (Yes, they secretly are, at heart), they found themselves doing the same things. That included walking in the same direction, saying the same things… etc.
"I'm not following you!" said Ragingfire. "You just think that because you're older!"
"Yeah, so?"
"You're only older by, like, 8 seconds!"
"Actually, it was 9."
"ARRGHHHH."
"Whoa, chill, emo kid."
"Shh… someone's coming!"
They two of them froze as Mudakrude, AKA Akutsu Jin passed by.
"FREEZE, SUCKER!" The twins yelled, pointing their guns at Mudakrude.
Mudakrude ducked down to the ground, whimpering in a rather sissy-like voice. "Don't hit me, pleeaaaase, don't shoot me… I'm scared, Mommy!!!"
The twins looked at each other.
"Is this guy for real…?"
"He's not worth it…"
They both walked away. Unfortunately, it was to the same place…
"Okay, stop following me!"
"You're following me!"
"How about this, you go one way, and I GO THE OTHER?"
"Deal, let's go."
But they never quite specified which way to go, and they ended up crashing into each other.
"OW."
"Okay, how about… You go left, and I go right?"
"Alright, got it."
"See ya…"
They ended up going the same way again.
"Stop it!" DragoN demanded.
"It's not my fault!" Ragingfire countered. "We're FACING EACH OTHER!"
Target the Fourth- ThePrinceOfTennis (WOOOT!)
ThePrinceOfTen…that's too long. Let's just say TPOT (The pot? Or how about teapot? XD). So anyways, The POT was walking around, checking all of his equipment, and mumbling to himself the whole time. He felt cool, carrying all of this laser stuff. And he thought that he really was cool, too, being the only first-year in the group.
SO, he was just strutting around, looking at the funny mirrors and fortresses in the play area. It was a nice place, he decided. Almost warped enough for his teammate, the creepy Tensai, to live in.
He almost laughed, but he held it back. He slapped himself.
"No, Ryoma, none of that now. You've gotta be cooooool. No laughing…"
He turned the corner and found himself facing someone's back. But no, this wasn't just "someone". This was THE someone. THE boss. THE head honcho. THE BIG CHEESE.
It was iroxseigaku'ssox.
"Te… Tezuka-buchou."
iroxseigaku'ssox turned around in slow motion, one hand straying up to his face to adjust his glasses and to brush back some hair in his face. Wait… was the captain…
"Echizen…"
Was he CRYING?!
"Echizen, please, don't shoot me, okay? Please…"
"…Buchou, are you okay?"
Iroxseigaku'ssox looked around miserably. "Echizen, do not tell anyone, but…"
"What, Buchou?"
"…I'm deathly afraid of the dark."
The POT sweatdropped, looking at iroxseigaku'ssox as if he were crazy, or he had gone delusional. The tumbleweed finally was able to get past the guard at the door, and blew by behind them.
"…What, Tezuka? I didn't quite catch that."
"I'mafraidofthedark, Echizen! Help me, pleaaase!"
Iroxseigaku'ssox looked at The POT with pleading puppy eyes, filled with tears, probably from him crying.
"…h-hai, Buchou." The POT said. "But first…"
He shot iroxseigaku'ssox, who blinked yellow, giving The POT 2 million points for shooting… THE HEAD HONCHO.
"YEAH!" Echizen cheered. "Go me, go me, go Ryoma, Go RYoma, WHo's Da Man? RAISE DA ROOF, RAISE DA ROOF... WOOOOT!"
Then he slapped himself. "Well, there goes being cool."
So, The Pot called "Martial Down" and M.A.R.K came over, and brought iroxseigaku'ssox out of the game area.
"I'll be back, Echizen. I just gotta get them to brighten this place. Thank you. BUT I WILL GET REVENGE..." Iroxseigaku'ssox called to The POT before he left. Then, with a final sob, he exited the play area.
He watched as the buchou was led out of the play area, then looked down. "…So, how are you today, tumbleweed?" The POT asked his new companion.
Note from the Authors:
Purple: We wrote two parts for this chapter as a christmas/holiday gift for our readers. Happy whateveryoucelebrate!
Feather:...Wasn't it just a birthday gift to Ryoma? Anyways, Yeah, Purple ACTUALLY helped this time! Let's give her a round of applause!!!
Purple: --tumbleweed rolls by-- Feather, you dont realize it, but i help you out in EVERY chapter. like, in each chapter, there's gotta be one concept that was thought of by me...
Feather: Yeah, but i think of... like.. 95 percent of it.
Ryoma: Noo! Come back, Tumbleweed!
--Tumbleweed blows by, Ryoma chases after it like its karupin...--
Feather: Ahh... Happy Birthday Ryoma!
Purple: Happy Birthday Ryoma! Say hi to Fuji for me XD
Feather: Ah, STOP COPYING ME.
Purple: (Snicker) "I'll be back" is like... "I'll be BACH!"
Feather: And I'll be Mozart!
