Porta Potty Peril
As Saber was rapidly becoming used to, Shiro was cackling with glee. Why was Shiro cackling you ask? Because he and Saber were standing on the fence that surrounded the school roof while on the school grounds Shinji Matou was running around screaming in horror as Porta Potties formed out of thin air and tried to crush him under their filthy weight. (Well, he didn't know if they were full or not but he did NOT want to find out!) Like a demented game of Snake Shiro was slowly but steadily boxing Shinji into a smaller and smaller area. Soon, soon he shall have revenge for all of the times Shinji had thrown around the fact that he was one of the richest students in school while snidely implying that Shiro was one of the poorest.
Thirty minutes of continuous running later, a panting Shinji was looking around in unabashed horror as he saw that porta potties surrounded him on all sides leaving only enough space for one last porta potty. Indeed, as he slowly looked up in bowel loosening terror, pun most definitely intended, Shiro grinned a grin filled to the brim with malice as one last porta potty shimmered into existence thirty feet in the air. As gravity asserted its uncaring dominance and Shinji let out a shriek of fear, Shiro threw his head back and howled with laughter.
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Another short one, though rather twisted for all of its brevity.
