I'm gonna be doing a year or more timeskip for each chapter until he's 19. I'm sorry. /=
"Sasori-danna, un?" Deidara looked up from his sculpture.
"What do you want brat?" Deidara set his now finished sculpture down and turned around to face Sasori's workbench.
"Why are you so bitchy today, un?" Sasori sighed.
"I'm not being overly bitchy, you're being too annoying." Sasori continued to focus on his puppet instead of Deidara.
"Danna…I'm always annoying, un." Sasori turned his head over to Deidara who was laying on his stomach and resting his head on one of his hands.
"Exactly my point, so stop." Deidara stood up and left the room to find Hidan. Hidan and Deidara had become friends. Over the past year they had ruined at least one part of the base several times. Between Deidara's explosions and Hidan's pranks it was nearly impossible to get more than two days without hearing Hidan's and Deidara's laughs. Deidara started to chuckle at the memories of their last prank.
Flashback
"Hey, Deidara,"
"What, un?" Hidan pulled out a box of firecrackers that went off when you pull the two strings at each end.
"Prank?"
"Prank, un." Hidan and Deidara fasteneda bunch of those poppers to people's doors with duct tape. One string to the door, the other to the doorframe. Around 6:30 am, when people started waking up, they'd open the door, and the firecracker would go off. Of course, other people would have to open their door to see what was going on outside, setting off a chain reaction.
"I don't think that's enough…" Hidan pulled out string .
"What's that for, un?" Hidan taped a string long enough to go across the door way. It was near the bottom and it was barely noticeable.
"When they walk out of the room…"
"They trip (un!)!"
"It's all set… All we have to do is wait…" That night Hidan and Deidara slept in the living room. Hidan woke Deidara at 6:15 the next morning.
"This is going to be fun!" Deidara nodded his head and they were surprised when somebody woke up this early.
*BANG!*
"BR-" Sasori fell to the floor with an 'Oof'. They heard the other poppers go off then other people fell. They heard Sasori's stomps coming down the hall.
"One...un"
"Two…"
"Three (un)! "
"BRAT!"
"Run for your life!" Deidara and Hidan ran away from a furious Sasori….Lets just say that Deidara was almost murdered my Sasori…
Deidara walked into the living room and found Hidan and Kakuzu…Uh…cuddling…
"Uh…I'm just gonna act like I didn't see that, un." Deidara flopped down on the rocker/recliner chair.
"Who was that, Kuzu?" Hidan took his face away from the crook of Kakuzu's neck.
"Deidara!"
"Hidan, un." Deidara smirked. Hidan stood up and put his scythe to Deidara's throat.
"You say a word and you'll die."
"I'd rather not die today, un."
"Then don't speak a word of this."
"I won't I promise, un."
"You damn well better not." Hidan turned to Kakuzu. "C'mon, lets go to our room…" Hidan waved to Deidara and Deidara returned the favor.
"Great… Now I'm extremely bored, un."
Sorry that this is another short chapter…I think I've apologized for each short chapter I've done…Thanks for reading!
