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Chapter 9: The right side of the left handed Mummy
So Rick locked Evelyn up in the tallest tower because he figured she would be safe from harm there and put the two guys who are only in this story to die, there at the top of the steps to guard her. Then he and Jon went downstairs to look for the suspicious guy who seemed to be more than he seemed.
They went to the suspicious guy's office who had magic charms hanging all along his walls, only to find Beni there searching through the suspicious guy's desk, which had been blessed by Catholic priests, of course. In the corner lay a big bag which Beni had placed there.
"Look it's Beni!" Jon yelled and Beni got scared and tried to run away but tripped on his rather large shoes which Imhotep had given him as a joke. They were Jester's shoes with the little bells and ribbons. Imhotep had bought them at the Hamanatra Mall and given them to Beni as a present. Beni still scared of the Mummy didn't refuse even though he thought they looked a little out of style.
"Nice shoes Beni!" Rick said harshly and picked him up pointing all ten of his guns at him.
"Did your new friend the Mummy give them to you!"
"Eeeee." Beni squealed and tried to crawl away, but Rick threw a chair at him and grabbed him by the scruff of his shirt.
"Nice shot!" Jon said so that Rick remembered he was still there.
"I'll let you live if you answer three questions!"
"Ok. Ok. Just don't kill me." Beni whined.
Rick hooked Beni up to a lie detector machine, as Jon looked on amused.
"Question Number One: What does Imhotep want?"
"He only wants these sacred golden Band-Aids . . ."
The machine started beeping and Rick made sure to cock all his guns in front of Beni's face.
"That's all he wants . . ." Jon said toughly.
"What's he gonna do with Band-Aid's? Patch up all his holes?" Rick said.
"Duh! Don't you know anything. He's gonna use them to raise Anck from the dead. I even knew that." Jon said
"Now does he want fries with that?" Jon said amused.
"Oh yes and he wants your sister. But I swear that's all."
Rick put down his guns and said "Question Number Two: What do you see in this guy Beni! Why couldn't you have just stayed on our side. He's the enemy! Beni, we could have been a team together. Why did you have to leave me and go with this guy!"
"Because it is better to be on the right hand side of the left handed mummy on the right of his left hand." Beni said without a second thought
"What!" Jon said.
"Tis better to be on the right hand side of the right side of the left sided mummy than in his right path of his left leg." Beni continued.
"The right side of the left path of the right hand in the left leg?" Jon tried to follow.
"I'm drunk and that doesn't even make a bit of sense to me!" Jon said frustrated.
"Is it some kind of riddle?" Jon continued, "Because I was never good at riddles . . ."
"You know oddly enough, that actually made sense to me." Rick said.
"What!" Beni and Jon said together.
"It means Beni would rather follow a rotting, flesh eating mummy, who is evil and makes a living killing people, just so he can save his own skin! So if that's the way it has to be then so be it. We could have had something Beni. But you've made your choice and now I might have to kill you." Rick said pointing all ten of his guns at Beni.
"Eeeeeeeeee . . . ." Beni whined.
"Ha, ha." Jon said very much amused.
"Wait. What are you talking about!" Jon said confused.
"Left handed something . . ." He muttered still frustrated.
"Last question Beni." Rick said as if he were talking to a child with all his guns still pointing at Beni. (Somehow he had grown eight extra arms so he could literally point all ten of his guns at Beni who was turning into a strange pool of sweat making a noise similar to that of a mouse.)
"What . . ."
" . . . is my favorite number?"
"Huh?" Beni and Jon said at the same time.
"Is this a trick question?" Beni asked and was answered by the cocking sound of ten guns one after the other.
"Guess not. Ummmmm. Give me a moment here. I think you told me once. I . . ."
"Times running out Beni!" Rick said sneering.
"Uh ten?" Beni said in a small voice.
"Nope!" Rick said smiling.
"Time to die."
Beni closed his eyes expecting to get shot, but after nothing happened he saw that Rick had lowered all ten of his guns and was watching Beni smiling.
"You know I'd never kill my bud, Beni!" Rick said.
"Heh, heh." Beni laughed nervously.
Then Rick threw Beni out of the window. "Goodbye Beni"
"Ahhhhhhhhhh . . ." Beni yelled as he fell like a feather down to the ground. He was so light you see and the Jester shoes acted like parachutes that he didn't fall as fast. When he hit the ground he was still yelling. Then he realized that he had landed and simply said "Oh." And walked away. "I knew these shoes had to be good for something." He said happily.
"You letting him get away!" Jon said.
"I know." Rick said with a tear in his eye. "Too bad he has to die . . ."
"I miss him already." Jon said getting a little carried away.
"Lets have a toast!" He said looking around the suspicious guy's office for an alcoholic beverage.
Rick looked at him strangely. "Are you hungry?" Rick asked not understanding that Jon was speaking of drinking and not a breakfast food.
"No. I'm drunk. I'm just a drunk guy in this story strictly for comical purposes." Jon said proudly.
"Oh yes and I can read ancient Egyptian! My Mummy taught me . . ."
[I love it and hope you do too! I hope your not getting tired of keeping up with this story as it is turning into sort of long one. But there are already rumors of a sequel and even a musical . . .
Who likes Jon? I do! Who likes Beni? I do. Who likes Beni's shoes? I might have gotten a little carried away there. Thanks for the reviews. I'll remember what you like so I can put more of the stuff you like in later entries. "I'll toast to that!"]
Chapter 9: The right side of the left handed Mummy
So Rick locked Evelyn up in the tallest tower because he figured she would be safe from harm there and put the two guys who are only in this story to die, there at the top of the steps to guard her. Then he and Jon went downstairs to look for the suspicious guy who seemed to be more than he seemed.
They went to the suspicious guy's office who had magic charms hanging all along his walls, only to find Beni there searching through the suspicious guy's desk, which had been blessed by Catholic priests, of course. In the corner lay a big bag which Beni had placed there.
"Look it's Beni!" Jon yelled and Beni got scared and tried to run away but tripped on his rather large shoes which Imhotep had given him as a joke. They were Jester's shoes with the little bells and ribbons. Imhotep had bought them at the Hamanatra Mall and given them to Beni as a present. Beni still scared of the Mummy didn't refuse even though he thought they looked a little out of style.
"Nice shoes Beni!" Rick said harshly and picked him up pointing all ten of his guns at him.
"Did your new friend the Mummy give them to you!"
"Eeeee." Beni squealed and tried to crawl away, but Rick threw a chair at him and grabbed him by the scruff of his shirt.
"Nice shot!" Jon said so that Rick remembered he was still there.
"I'll let you live if you answer three questions!"
"Ok. Ok. Just don't kill me." Beni whined.
Rick hooked Beni up to a lie detector machine, as Jon looked on amused.
"Question Number One: What does Imhotep want?"
"He only wants these sacred golden Band-Aids . . ."
The machine started beeping and Rick made sure to cock all his guns in front of Beni's face.
"That's all he wants . . ." Jon said toughly.
"What's he gonna do with Band-Aid's? Patch up all his holes?" Rick said.
"Duh! Don't you know anything. He's gonna use them to raise Anck from the dead. I even knew that." Jon said
"Now does he want fries with that?" Jon said amused.
"Oh yes and he wants your sister. But I swear that's all."
Rick put down his guns and said "Question Number Two: What do you see in this guy Beni! Why couldn't you have just stayed on our side. He's the enemy! Beni, we could have been a team together. Why did you have to leave me and go with this guy!"
"Because it is better to be on the right hand side of the left handed mummy on the right of his left hand." Beni said without a second thought
"What!" Jon said.
"Tis better to be on the right hand side of the right side of the left sided mummy than in his right path of his left leg." Beni continued.
"The right side of the left path of the right hand in the left leg?" Jon tried to follow.
"I'm drunk and that doesn't even make a bit of sense to me!" Jon said frustrated.
"Is it some kind of riddle?" Jon continued, "Because I was never good at riddles . . ."
"You know oddly enough, that actually made sense to me." Rick said.
"What!" Beni and Jon said together.
"It means Beni would rather follow a rotting, flesh eating mummy, who is evil and makes a living killing people, just so he can save his own skin! So if that's the way it has to be then so be it. We could have had something Beni. But you've made your choice and now I might have to kill you." Rick said pointing all ten of his guns at Beni.
"Eeeeeeeeee . . . ." Beni whined.
"Ha, ha." Jon said very much amused.
"Wait. What are you talking about!" Jon said confused.
"Left handed something . . ." He muttered still frustrated.
"Last question Beni." Rick said as if he were talking to a child with all his guns still pointing at Beni. (Somehow he had grown eight extra arms so he could literally point all ten of his guns at Beni who was turning into a strange pool of sweat making a noise similar to that of a mouse.)
"What . . ."
" . . . is my favorite number?"
"Huh?" Beni and Jon said at the same time.
"Is this a trick question?" Beni asked and was answered by the cocking sound of ten guns one after the other.
"Guess not. Ummmmm. Give me a moment here. I think you told me once. I . . ."
"Times running out Beni!" Rick said sneering.
"Uh ten?" Beni said in a small voice.
"Nope!" Rick said smiling.
"Time to die."
Beni closed his eyes expecting to get shot, but after nothing happened he saw that Rick had lowered all ten of his guns and was watching Beni smiling.
"You know I'd never kill my bud, Beni!" Rick said.
"Heh, heh." Beni laughed nervously.
Then Rick threw Beni out of the window. "Goodbye Beni"
"Ahhhhhhhhhh . . ." Beni yelled as he fell like a feather down to the ground. He was so light you see and the Jester shoes acted like parachutes that he didn't fall as fast. When he hit the ground he was still yelling. Then he realized that he had landed and simply said "Oh." And walked away. "I knew these shoes had to be good for something." He said happily.
"You letting him get away!" Jon said.
"I know." Rick said with a tear in his eye. "Too bad he has to die . . ."
"I miss him already." Jon said getting a little carried away.
"Lets have a toast!" He said looking around the suspicious guy's office for an alcoholic beverage.
Rick looked at him strangely. "Are you hungry?" Rick asked not understanding that Jon was speaking of drinking and not a breakfast food.
"No. I'm drunk. I'm just a drunk guy in this story strictly for comical purposes." Jon said proudly.
"Oh yes and I can read ancient Egyptian! My Mummy taught me . . ."
[I love it and hope you do too! I hope your not getting tired of keeping up with this story as it is turning into sort of long one. But there are already rumors of a sequel and even a musical . . .
Who likes Jon? I do! Who likes Beni? I do. Who likes Beni's shoes? I might have gotten a little carried away there. Thanks for the reviews. I'll remember what you like so I can put more of the stuff you like in later entries. "I'll toast to that!"]
