Hey everybody I'm back yet again with the next installment of My ZADR World. Now the good thing about this chapter is I'm getting it done early before I do my next workout with insanity so there won't be as many errors in this one as chapter eight. I hope you all enjoy this chapter. Thank you to all those who have given me wonderful reviews, I hope to get more as the plot progresses.

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WTF BOOM! The truth sucks ass sometimes.

The next morning I woke up to the sweet smell of pancakes, or some other type of flour based food, and eggs with linguisa (Portuguese sausage) and hash browns. My stomach growled at me angrily and I got up. My legs and hamstrings screaming at me due to the position I had slept in. Having your legs curled up into your sides is not the best feeling in the world.

I sat up and looked around the room to see what the damage was from last night's little fling. Honestly it wasn't in that bad of shape, there were a few chips and empty soda cans on the floor, the blankets and pillows a little messy. But those really weren't a big deal, about 10 minutes of cleaning and it would look like it did before we tore it up. Standing up I wrapped my blanket around me to keep the cold air off my bare legs since I only went to sleep in an oversized shirt. I stole one of Dib's.

Walking unsteadily on my feet to the kitchen I made myself feel like I was drunk stuttering, only you know…not drunk. There in front of the stove with a spatula in one hand and pan handle in the other stood a familiar silver haired young man about 16. He turned over to me and smiled. "Morning sleepy head." The boy chimed as he scooped the eggs on the plate on the table center.

"M-morning Gir." I yawned covering my mouth, taking a seat on one of the wooden chairs and tucking my feet to my chest and knees up. "So what were you doing in the ceiling last night at Zim's base? I saw you drop down from the cameras you set up." He only smiled and took the seat across from me. "I was taking pictures. Even when I was a robot with a serious mental issue, I always thought it would be better and much more docile for my master if he had a mate. Even if it was another male"

Gir let out a heavy sigh and looked down at his hands. "Ok I like that you're smarter as well and human and everything. But what does it matter if his mate is male or female. It's just gender, a simple label that you have your whole life, it doesn't define who you are. Who gives a flying fuck, if you want to be gay and have a male lover and be happy like the rest of us than I say go ape shit man." I grabbed one of the fluffy pancakes and began to nom on one of the corners. 'Wait since when do pancakes have corners, oh this is a waffle without the little square thing in it. Ha, duh.'

Looking back up from gazing at my pancake/waffle thing I noticed Gir was staring at me with tiny hint of amazement. "What?" I asked taking another bite to fill my pissed of digestive organ. "Nothing, just that you are much more excepting of same gender relationships than most others of your species I've seen. I noticed some humans are not so…forgiving of it."

"That's because according to the bible the relationship between two men or woman is considered taboo in the eyes of the lord. They're ignorant. They're afraid to see something that's a little odd or different. But that didn't stop did. Although that was kinda my fault, I wrote in the yaoinote. " I chuckled finishing off my piece of food. "Fuck morals and all that other shit." I laughed throwing my arms in the air.

"What's going on?" Just then Michelle appeared in the doorway with a serious case of bed head and not seeming to be fully awake yet. "Hey there sleeping beauty. Sleep well?" she groaned while I pulled out a chair so she could sit her butt down and feed herself. "Eh, kinda. My dreams were filled with cocks, cocks, and oh yeah, more freaking cocks. But other than that I slept pretty good." She stretched her arms and sat down. "Dude something smells bomb." She sniffed looking at the table.

"I believe this is what your human smell receptors are detecting." Gir pushed a plate of waffles drizzled in syrup and berries to her. "Thanks. Who are you? I feel like I know you." She asked him putting a large bite of food in her mouth.

"Michelle this is Gir. I turned him human the other day." Moving forward I took another pancake and nommed on it happily. "You're kidding?" Michelle asked wide-eyed. "How did you manage that?" she looked to me. "With one of Zim's little ray gun thingy's, I don't know im retarded." I laughed taking another bite.

"So you admit it." Gir said snickering to himself. "Damn right mothah fuckahs. And damn proud of it to." I stood doing the gay superman pose with my finger high in the air. Then Gaz came in the room. (anyone else feel a dark chill of impending doom.) "Hi there." We greeted.

"…Food." She grumbled sitting down and started eating like she had been starving for days. "Damn, hungry much?" Michelle said looking at her with a raised eyebrow. "I'm always hungry when I wake up." She replied still eating. "Ok then. Well I'm gonna go check on our little love birds. Just to be sure Dib didn't rip Zim's ass in two." After that I got up and made my way to the living room to plop my butt on the floor.

Faintly in the background I swear I could hear Gir snickering in the kitchen. I payed no mind as I turned on the tv to see a nice picture of Zim and Dib still sleeping peacefully on the kitchen floor tiles. They looked so cute together. All naked and cuddly under the blanket in each other's arms. It brought a smile to my lips. Then I thought back to the confession they both made to the other last night just before they passed out from being tired.

The yaoinote stated clearly that the two individuals whose names are written within its pages will not make any confession of any kind unless they already harbor feelings for the other or unless the confessions are written down in the book itself during the writing. 'I hadn't written any confessions of attachment like that in the books pages. So why did they confess?' a few days ago they hated each other and wanted each other's head on their walls.

That's when it hit me. My eyes grew wide as I came to realization. 'FUCK!' I screamed to myself. The day I pushed Zim into Dib. Dib was in a daze all the next day and Zim hadn't come after me to kill me at all. It all made sense now. I had brought feelings that were buried inside them that they tried to ignore and forget. 'OMG WHAT HAVE I UNLEASHED!' I felt like a cupid from my mom's book. The cupid matched people together who were meant to be together, even if they hated each other with a passion.

I feel so almighty, ok not really but still, kinda cool. "So how are they doing?" Gir was standing behind me watching the screen as Gaz and Michelle walked out of the kitchen. "Yeah they ok after last night's performance?" Michelle asked with a tiny laugh mixed in. I looked behind me to smile up at them. "They seem alright actually. Zim didn't bleed even though it was his first time and he's virgin." I stopped for a second to look at Gir.

"He is virgin right?" Gir shook his head. "He was until last night. There were no records of him being with anyone before in his pac or other things. So yes Dib was his first. Is bleeding normal if it's your first time mating?"

"Well for human girls it can be if not taken gentle at first i'm not sure if it is the same for other species of aliens. But if a human male engages in anal intercourse and bleeds it can be a result of their partner being too rough. But I didn't see Zim bleed so he's fine, plus his moaning and groaning didn't indicate any harm." I smirked. Gir just nodded and processed my words.

"Alright? I have to disagree with you there Alyssa." I turned back to look at Gaz looking at me and motioning me to look back at the tv. "He's breathing rather quickly and, and his breathing is extremely heavy and erratic." Turning back I noticed she was right. He wasn't breathing normally.

He looked paler than I remembered. "You're right. My master does seem to be breathing rather oddly." Gir looked over at Gaz. "Something's wrong. People only breath like that when they're about to p-" I was cut off when I saw Zim's eyes shoot open and placed a hand over his moth and ran to the sink and throw up. "-puke." I shuddered and looked away.

"Gross." Michelle's closed her eyes and plugged her ears so she wouldn't have to hear it. She had always been a little squeamish. "…Alien vomit. That's a new one." Gaz said watching the scene unfold. Gir just looked away covering his mouth and turning away.

"Zim are you ok?" I noticed Dib standing next to Zim with the blanket wrapped around his waist. He placed a hand on the others back and rubbed it soothingly while he continued to empty his system down the drain of the sink until he stopped heaving. "All out?"

Zim nodded, washing the disgusting bile like substance down the drain. "You feeling ok?" Zim shook his head. "I've never experienced this level of nausea before. I'm alright now though." Dib smiled back and pulled him into a sweet loving hug. "Do you have a shower I could use?" Zim nodded and pointed down the hall that was out of view of the camera.

"It's the third door on the right." Dib walked out of the frame and Zim cleaned himself off with cleansing chalk (soap). When he finished he went to retrieve his clothing that he'd removed the night before. He found his pants and put them on and looked around for a second for his shirt. Eventually he did find it, only it was torn to shreds on the floor of the living room.

"Oh that's right. I tore this apart to get it off those stupid cuffs." Picking up all the torn pieces of the once usable shirt he threw them in the garbage. He spotted Dib's clothes on the ground and picked them up lightly, folding them neatly. That's when he noticed the large black trench coat lying helplessly on the floor. Staring at it for a few seconds he approached it and took it in his hands.

"Do it, do it, do it, do it Zim you know you want to." I said to the screen like he could actually hear me. And much to my happiness Zim reluctantly put his arms through the sleeves and held it closed around his small body. Seeing as his arms and legs were shorter than Dib's the coat hung off him adorably. Zim made his way over to the couch and lied down on his side, curling up into the coat as he tucked his knees to his chest and falling asleep.

SO I turned off the tv and got off my lazy ass and stretched out my tired arms. "Alright who wants to do what today? Because I'm bored and later im going to have to do something I should have done day's ago." Gaz was the first to answer. "I'm going to stay home and play my gameslave." She said moving to the couch to retrieve her game playing device.

"I'm going to clean up here. It's messy and my freaking ocd is starting to take effect." Michelle started going about the room picking up little things here and there. "I'll help." Gir joined her little cleaning activity and so I was left alone. "Cool, well I think I'll go for a walk. Actually I take that back, I'm going to check up on Zim. Something isn't right and I need to find out what it is. Guaranteeing it's my fault im going to take full responsibility."

I headed upstairs and decided to get ready for my little adventure. I sported a pair of black skinny jeans and white t-shirt with a blood splatter pattern on my chest and stomach. Put on my usual over the whole eye eye liner that gave me panda eyes like my mother used to call them. (T^T) Then came the lip gloss, a nice purple shade from Clinique worked nicely against my pale skin tone. My hair laying down flat with my large headphones over my ears and hair gave it a nice look that made me smile. So then I grabbed my dinosaur sweatshirt and left down the hallway, stopping when I noticed Dib's bedroom door ajar

"What the hell." I decided to go in the room out of curiosity. The room wasn't a mess like I had expected from a 16 year old guy. Just a few stray sheets of papers and a box covered the floor and desk, so I picked them up and stacked them neatly on the wood of the desk. Looking around the room it looked just like it did in the cartoon when I was little..er, when I was litter. Sure it was a little awkward seeing them in real life when I first arrived, but I've learned to except that everything here is real. The scar on my chest proves that I'm right.

Next I rummaged through some of his drawers and picked out a descent outfit for him when I got there. Getting everything I set out for I headed down the stairs and out the door to Zim's house. As I walked down the sidewalk my thoughts wandered back to the people I knew in my home. 'Kolbi, Ashtine, Leianna,…laney. Oh shit laney. I have to show her this. Eh, ill kidnap her later. Right now I have to go see what's up with Zim.'

Within a few minutes I reached the strange house and just let myself in. 'still no lock Zim FFFFFFF, learn or someone might rape you.' To my left lay the sleeping irken snuggled happily in Dib's over sized trench coat. "Hey Zim." I crouched down by him and watched as he stirrd a little before he opened his eyes into tiny slits to look at me. "You.. what are yo-" he quickly stopped, placing a hand over his mouth so he could stop anything coming back up.

"Hold on I'll get you a bowel." I dropped the clothes I brought and ran to the kitchen to find a bowel he could use. Finding one I ran back into the living room and gave it to him. He took he and started to vomit once more. I took a seat next to him on the couch and placed my hands on his shoulders to help his shaking. When he finished I took the bowel and cleaned it out before coming back out to see Dib emerging from the hallway.

"Sup." I waved to him with a smile. He blushed a little noticing I was in the room and the only thing he was dressed in was a towel around his waist. "Here I brought you some clothes." I picked up the clothes and gave them to him.

"Thanks. But why?" he asked taking his shirt and placing it above his head. "Let's just say that when you didn't come back to the house yesterday the image of you being strapped naked to an autopsy table popped into my head." I giggled walking back to the still sick looking boy on the furniture.

"You ok Zim?" I asked crouching in front of him to see his face. He lifted his gaze to mine and only stared. "You confuse me human. Your personality switches, one point you're unstable and frightening, then the next you are caring and gentle."

"Yeah I kinda can't help that." I rubbed the back of my head turning to Dib. "Take care of your irken Dib, make sure he rests and stays away from anything dangerous." I smiled before leaving and skipping down the street. Grabbing my irken charm necklace I thought of my friend lacey's house in a different state. Again I felt the familiar light engulf my body and heat up my skin.

"Mother Fucker! What the hell is with the falling?" I yelled as I got up from landing harshly on cold sidewalks. Getting up I dusted my clothes off and began to look for the street she lived on and her home address. It wasn't hard to find the house, when I did find it I climbed up to the second story window by climbing up a tree with lots of branches. When I peered into the window I saw it looked like a room.

And believe it or not right there sitting at her computer watching ZADR videos on YouTube sat Lacey with the reddest blushes as well as a smile on her face. Throwing the window open I landed in the room. "Hey there chickadee." I waved and she shot out of her chair. "Who are you?" she asked holding up a bat.

"oh my dear child im the tooth fairy. Here to take all your teeth from you when they eventually fall from your skull. " I retorted back sarcastically. " just kidding, you know me as Crazychick16 on fanfiction. I'm Alyssa. And im here to get you." She let the bat fall a little before staring at me like some creeper. I sighed and walked over to her and took the bat and threw it on the bed. "Didn't oyu tell me you like ZADR?" She nodded staring at me still unsure.

"Yeah, but what does any of this have to do with anything, and how did you get all the way over here from fucking Washington?" I chuckled and walked to her computer, loading up the media player. "I came here from the invader Zim world, and I brought treats."I waved a familiar dvd in my hands appropriately named Zim and Dib's happy fun time. Sit and watch.

A good half hour passed and Lacey was having the biggest fangirl spasm had ever seen. "S I wanted to ask you something." I said as I began to go through her closet and pack a large duffle bag full of stuff. "What?" I smiled walking over to her and patting her head. "How the fuck would you like to go with me back to the invader Zim reality?" she only stared at me before falling out of her chair on her side.

"I can't just leave here." She said sitting up while I packed the rest of her belongings. "Sure you can. I did. But meh if you don't want to go that's fine." I lifted my hands up in a shrug and left out the window. But before she could actually look out the window I jumped back in and on her, tying her hands and feet in rope. "Alright off we go." I smiled and took out my necklace.

She was going to spazz so much when we got there. "Ok make sure when we get there you don't glomp Zim or Dib. It's not wise to do that right now." She nodded. And with that we were off to cause a bunch of mayhem and chaos. Maybe we could blow up a few building along the way. "Ha!

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Ok this chapter title didn't really match the story so I gonna do a better chapter next time. Enjoy my fellow skittles. Im off to go set some stuff on fire.