August 17,2011- 7:54:43pm- Quantico, Virginia
Currently Logged in:
Jennifer Jareau
Penelope Garcia
JJ: So Will was going to carry Henry the entire day through the park
PG: Is there a point to this story?
JJ: Hey, you asked!
PG: Yes! I asked to serve as a distraction, side chatter if you could call it, while I complete the final touches of the master grand revenge plan
JJ: I didn't get the memo about what it was. What is it?
PG: Hold your horses, my dear!
PG: Alright, the plan goes into effect...now
JJ: Penelope…..what are you doing?
PG: And done. I took Hotch's computer hostage virtually. It's completely frozen until I say so and switch it back. I also have the screen playing elevator music with the words- Return our stuff or the computer gets it on the screen. He can't even turn it off unless he lets it die.
PG: Or until he finds me to fix it and I won't do it without a confession of his iM...addiction
JJ:
JJ:
JJ: Or until he screams bloody murder from his office.
JJ: Oh God, he's pissed!
PG: What?
JJ:
PG: JJ?
JJ:
JJ:
JJ: Run!
PG: What do you mean?
JJ: Just grab something and go! Emily and Derek are already on the elevator! I'm hiding in the bathroom- I don't even know if Reid made it out alive! Are you sure freezing it is all you did?
PG: Yeah, I swear! Ok, I'm going to run for it!
JJ: Good luck!
7:56:27 pm-Washington D.C
Derek Morgan
Penelope Garcia
Emily Prentiss
Jennifer Jareau
DM: Ok, what the hell happened today? We were just working and then all of a sudden, Hotch steps out of his office and screames, "What did you all do to my computer?" I have never seen him so mad!
EP: I looked up and I was pretty sure Hotch was going to shoot all of us! That's when we took off! Penelope, what did you do?
PG: I froze his computer like we talked about, guys!
PG: And taunted him about our computers and the conference room...But that's it!
Spencer Reid has logged on
PG: Spencer, did you make it out alive?
SR: No
DM: Kid, you alright?
SR: I didn't even get to explain the point of the prank...
PG: I caught a glimpse of Hotch's face. It was so red...
SR: Oh, Hotch also wants us on all here at 8 for a team meeting.
JJ: Online, hmm. It's better than a phone call filled with screaming or him showing up at our front doors
SR: He just kept yelling and yelling...
PG: Aww, did boss man traumatize you?
SR: A little. It was like he taking out unrelated anger on me as well.
JJ: Did you just do profile Hotch?
SR: I had to! He was just so angry!
EP: All we did was mess with his computer. I think he's being overdramatic.
EP: We've done way worse...
EP: Derek...
DM: You all aren't going to let the ambulance thing go, are you?
PG: You drove an ambulance with a bomb in it! I'm going to be on you for that for the rest of your natural life.
David Rossi has logged on
DR: Do you all have some sort of a death wish?
DM: Death wish? What do you mean a death wish? You know that Hotch is taking this way out of proportions!
DR: You may be right, but out of all the times to play a trick on him, today was not the day
DM: What do you mean today was not the day, Rossi?
DR: Why don't you ask him yourselves?
PG: Rossi, we had to do it! He out does us in iM, but spends a good chunk of his time chasing us off it!
DM: Why does he get to bend his own rules?
DR: Why are you all afraid to ask Hotch simple questions like these?
EP: For the hundredth time, Dave, we'd like our jobs still be there in the morning. Ok, it's 8- he should be logging on right about now
Aaron Hotchner has signed on
AH: You have five seconds to explain yourselves
SR:
PG:
JJ:
EP:
DM:
DR: Guys...say something
AH: Two seconds
SR: Um…sir, we did it as just a prank
DM: Sir? Really, kid?
EP: Hotch, it was just a simple prank! We did it because you're being…..unreasonable
DR: Little ones, you shouldn't be afraid of Hotch. You have the safety of the computer right now. Say what's on your mind
AH: Are you all…afraid of me?
SR: You were just so angry
PG: There's a reason that we kind of ran! Bad day?
AH: You all didn't answer my question
EP: Normally, no
DM: Nope…unless our jobs are on the line
JJ: No
AH: Ok as my friends, explain to me why you all couldn't have talked to me about this?
DM: We did
PG: We know about your excessive iM use!
DM: Baby girl, what about making him squirm?
PG: Well, we tried that and it didn't work out so well
AH: I see and you found out how, Penelope? Did you invade my computer?
PG: Kind of, but you can't turn this on me! You iM more than all of us and while at work!
AH: Yes, I do iM and I apologize for my attitude towards you all in regards of the iM issue. I also would like to apologize greatly for my behavior today. The stress of Strauss, balancing six different departments, Jack acting out at school, and a friend's extended deployment overseas…..the prank was just one more thing and it pushed me over the edge
JJ: Friend? Don't you mean "your girlfriend"?
AH: Yes….my girlfriend Jessica who's in Kuwait. Her deployment is extended until January instead of September
EP: Whoa…..this is Hotch, right?
JJ: We usually don't get that much information out of you in five minutes. It's usually by luck
AH: And I'll try to change that
DM: Sweet. So in regards to the conference room and wifi and computer ban?
AH: Consider it over
PG: Yes!Yes!The war is over!
AH: War?
PG: Oh, yeah. It was war.
AH :I see. So you may iM during breaks and lunch only, no permission needed. On cases, you may iM in the hotel room and on the plane ride back. I should have realized that you all can get your job done and still iM . I also realized that it allowed me to connect with you guys more than ever
PG: Aww….sir, why do you always say things that make me want to cry?
JJ: That's sweet, Hotch.
EP:=]
AH: So are we all ok?
EP: Yep
DM: Yeah
SR: Yep
PG: Of course, my liege!
DR: I'm glad everyone is at peace.
AH: Alright, I'll see you all tomorrow at 9
DM: Going to talk to Jessica? =]
AH: ….Yes. Don't make me regret telling you about her
PG: Awww!
AH: Oh, before I go. Penelope, we need to speak about your snooping in the morning
PG: Snooping? I call it…..keeping an eye on my people
DM: Or to everyone else- snooping.
