August 17,2011- 7:54:43pm- Quantico, Virginia

Currently Logged in:

Jennifer Jareau

Penelope Garcia

JJ: So Will was going to carry Henry the entire day through the park

PG: Is there a point to this story?

JJ: Hey, you asked!

PG: Yes! I asked to serve as a distraction, side chatter if you could call it, while I complete the final touches of the master grand revenge plan

JJ: I didn't get the memo about what it was. What is it?

PG: Hold your horses, my dear!

PG: Alright, the plan goes into effect...now

JJ: Penelope…..what are you doing?

PG: And done. I took Hotch's computer hostage virtually. It's completely frozen until I say so and switch it back. I also have the screen playing elevator music with the words- Return our stuff or the computer gets it on the screen. He can't even turn it off unless he lets it die.

PG: Or until he finds me to fix it and I won't do it without a confession of his iM...addiction

JJ:

JJ:

JJ: Or until he screams bloody murder from his office.

JJ: Oh God, he's pissed!

PG: What?

JJ:

PG: JJ?

JJ:

JJ:

JJ: Run!

PG: What do you mean?

JJ: Just grab something and go! Emily and Derek are already on the elevator! I'm hiding in the bathroom- I don't even know if Reid made it out alive! Are you sure freezing it is all you did?

PG: Yeah, I swear! Ok, I'm going to run for it!

JJ: Good luck!

7:56:27 pm-Washington D.C

Derek Morgan

Penelope Garcia

Emily Prentiss

Jennifer Jareau

DM: Ok, what the hell happened today? We were just working and then all of a sudden, Hotch steps out of his office and screames, "What did you all do to my computer?" I have never seen him so mad!

EP: I looked up and I was pretty sure Hotch was going to shoot all of us! That's when we took off! Penelope, what did you do?

PG: I froze his computer like we talked about, guys!

PG: And taunted him about our computers and the conference room...But that's it!

Spencer Reid has logged on

PG: Spencer, did you make it out alive?

SR: No

DM: Kid, you alright?

SR: I didn't even get to explain the point of the prank...

PG: I caught a glimpse of Hotch's face. It was so red...

SR: Oh, Hotch also wants us on all here at 8 for a team meeting.

JJ: Online, hmm. It's better than a phone call filled with screaming or him showing up at our front doors

SR: He just kept yelling and yelling...

PG: Aww, did boss man traumatize you?

SR: A little. It was like he taking out unrelated anger on me as well.

JJ: Did you just do profile Hotch?

SR: I had to! He was just so angry!

EP: All we did was mess with his computer. I think he's being overdramatic.

EP: We've done way worse...

EP: Derek...

DM: You all aren't going to let the ambulance thing go, are you?

PG: You drove an ambulance with a bomb in it! I'm going to be on you for that for the rest of your natural life.

David Rossi has logged on

DR: Do you all have some sort of a death wish?

DM: Death wish? What do you mean a death wish? You know that Hotch is taking this way out of proportions!

DR: You may be right, but out of all the times to play a trick on him, today was not the day

DM: What do you mean today was not the day, Rossi?

DR: Why don't you ask him yourselves?

PG: Rossi, we had to do it! He out does us in iM, but spends a good chunk of his time chasing us off it!

DM: Why does he get to bend his own rules?

DR: Why are you all afraid to ask Hotch simple questions like these?

EP: For the hundredth time, Dave, we'd like our jobs still be there in the morning. Ok, it's 8- he should be logging on right about now

Aaron Hotchner has signed on

AH: You have five seconds to explain yourselves

SR:

PG:

JJ:

EP:

DM:

DR: Guys...say something

AH: Two seconds

SR: Um…sir, we did it as just a prank

DM: Sir? Really, kid?

EP: Hotch, it was just a simple prank! We did it because you're being…..unreasonable

DR: Little ones, you shouldn't be afraid of Hotch. You have the safety of the computer right now. Say what's on your mind

AH: Are you all…afraid of me?

SR: You were just so angry

PG: There's a reason that we kind of ran! Bad day?

AH: You all didn't answer my question

EP: Normally, no

DM: Nope…unless our jobs are on the line

JJ: No

AH: Ok as my friends, explain to me why you all couldn't have talked to me about this?

DM: We did

PG: We know about your excessive iM use!

DM: Baby girl, what about making him squirm?

PG: Well, we tried that and it didn't work out so well

AH: I see and you found out how, Penelope? Did you invade my computer?

PG: Kind of, but you can't turn this on me! You iM more than all of us and while at work!

AH: Yes, I do iM and I apologize for my attitude towards you all in regards of the iM issue. I also would like to apologize greatly for my behavior today. The stress of Strauss, balancing six different departments, Jack acting out at school, and a friend's extended deployment overseas…..the prank was just one more thing and it pushed me over the edge

JJ: Friend? Don't you mean "your girlfriend"?

AH: Yes….my girlfriend Jessica who's in Kuwait. Her deployment is extended until January instead of September

EP: Whoa…..this is Hotch, right?

JJ: We usually don't get that much information out of you in five minutes. It's usually by luck

AH: And I'll try to change that

DM: Sweet. So in regards to the conference room and wifi and computer ban?

AH: Consider it over

PG: Yes!Yes!The war is over!

AH: War?

PG: Oh, yeah. It was war.

AH :I see. So you may iM during breaks and lunch only, no permission needed. On cases, you may iM in the hotel room and on the plane ride back. I should have realized that you all can get your job done and still iM . I also realized that it allowed me to connect with you guys more than ever

PG: Aww….sir, why do you always say things that make me want to cry?

JJ: That's sweet, Hotch.

EP:=]

AH: So are we all ok?

EP: Yep

DM: Yeah

SR: Yep

PG: Of course, my liege!

DR: I'm glad everyone is at peace.

AH: Alright, I'll see you all tomorrow at 9

DM: Going to talk to Jessica? =]

AH: ….Yes. Don't make me regret telling you about her

PG: Awww!

AH: Oh, before I go. Penelope, we need to speak about your snooping in the morning

PG: Snooping? I call it…..keeping an eye on my people

DM: Or to everyone else- snooping.