Amber's POV

You can't say 'fuck' in school you fucking fatass! hehe kudos to anyone who got that reference and if you didn't...well.

Onto another band memory. This one might not seem as funny as Erin's but I'm sure its probably happened to a few flutes in the past.

So we're marching in the Christmas 'Parade', I forget which year probably all of them. And it's like reallllyyyy cold, I'm talkin' I couldn't feel the cold anymore because my...everywhere went completely numb. We are playing this piece that has variants of different Christmas songs such as Hark! The Herald Angels sing and other stuff.

We are marching and my feet and hands go completely numb and I try to play my flute but it doesn't make a sound! My instrument had frozen to the point that I couldn't play anything! If I tried it would make this horrible screeching sound.

Okay, maybe that band memory wasn't as funny but I'm sure it has probably happened to other flutes.

Here's a better one.

We are playing a piece in band, I forget which. I wasn't paying enough attention to the teacher when all of the sudden we were getting ready to play. In my rush to start on time, I hit my mouth with my flute...It hurt.

I don't really know how to make these memories seem funny...Maybe I'm not telling them right?