Our heroes sailed across a channel and towards an island. There was a castle on the island.

"Look!! It's the Castle of Arrrrrrrggggghhhh!!" Sir Tsuruya said.

"Come on!! Let's get inside there so we can get the grail!! It's supposed to be in there!" Princess said.

Haruhi's group got out of the boat and started towards the castle doors when…

"HARUHI!"

Haruhi turned... to Zim. and Zim was angry.

"I have been taunted, attacked by both a rabbit and a dragon, and saw my closest ally being thrown into a gourge!"

Zim ranted about what had recently happened, when Kyon heard something. Zim then noticed something that wasn't good... before getting hit by a piece of meat.

"You have been outwitted yet again!" Yelled a very familiar French guy.

Zim started yelling curse words at the French before being bombarded by animals.

Then he yelled, "I'm not going to run away!" before yelling, "Iteru Hyoru Gurima!"

Then... a massive group of zombies rose from the ground.

Zim looked at the French and said, "Any last requests?"

The French began insulting them by yelling stuff like, "You will not enter you gleeking fly-bitten harpies!! You pribbling fat-kidneyed canker-blossoms!! You lumpish knotty-pated scuts!! You mewling flap mouthed bugbears!! You frothy fly-bitten clotpoles!"

"CHARGE!" yelled Zim, and the Zombie Army began to advance...

Suddenly, there were sirens and two police cars drove up and cut off the charging army. Everyone stopped , dumbfounded. Then a voice yelled out. "That's him, Officer! That's the jerk that abandoned me!" and eGIR got out of the mostly white car.

Zim said, "What the heck?"

An officer then said, "Warlock Zim, you are under arrest."

about a week later...

Haruhi asked, "When are you going to be free?"

Zim responded, "Not for a while."

Haruhi then left the establishment. Zim was not every happy.

Then, a voice then said, "Cheer up, Zim. Y'know what they say: Some things in life are bad. They can make you happy. They can make you sad. Other things can make you swear and curse. When you're chewing life's gristle, don't grumble, give a whistle! and this'll help things turn out for the best. And...

(Cue music)

Always look on the bright side of life.
[whistle]
Always look on the light side of life.
[whistle]

If life seems jolly rotten,
There's something you've forgotten,
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you're feeling in the dumps,
Don't be silly chumps.
Just purse your lips and whistle.
That's the thing.
And...

Always look on the bright side of life.
[whistle]
Always look on the right side of life,
[whistle]

For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word.
You must always face the curtain with a bow.
Forget about your sin.
Give the audience a grin.
Enjoy it. It's your last chance, anyhow.
So,...

Always look on the bright side of death,
[whistle]
Just before you draw your terminal breath.
[whistle]

Life's a piece of shit,
When you look at it.
Life's a laugh and death's a joke it's true.
You'll see it's all a show.
Keep 'em laughing as you go.
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.
And...

Always look on the bright side of life.
Always look on the right side of life.
[whistle]

Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistle]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistle]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistle]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistle]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistle]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistle]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistle]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistle]

Tsuruya, Ryoko, and GIR continued to be the Knights of the Spiral Table.

Mikuru, Yuki, and Kyon also became knights.

Haruhi got the Holy Grail and became Queen of Arma.

Everyone lived happily ever after.

The End... or is it?