Me: Hey everybody! Here is chapter…. Whispers what chapter are we on?
Shikamaru: You are so troublesome…. and how am I supposed to know?
Me: You should know you are my second in command!
Shikamaru: When did we agree on that?
Me: I am the author and I say you are the second in command!
Shikamaru: What a drag.
Me: DON'T YOU WHAT A DRAG ME! NARUTO!
Naruto: What?
Me: What chapter am I on?
Naruto: uuhh…. 9 I think.
Me: Good enough for me!
All right everyone here is chapter 9!
OH wait disclaimer: I do not own Naruto but I own the plot of this story, the Hasaga clan and Yomi Hasaga. AND EVIL COOKIES!!!!!
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"OMG This is so horrible!" Lee yelled. " I know I am so surprised! Who knew Tenten would think of something so…awful!" Neji said. "I really hope the girls don't find out that we are spying on their sleepover." Shikamaru said. "Ino can sometimes be like this though." "I feel for you buddy." Lee said. Lee went to hug Shikamaru. "Get any closer Lee and your dead." Lee stepped back. "Can you guys be quiet, they are going to start." Neji said (he was actually enjoying this)
"Alright let's start this." Yomi said. "Sakura in my bathroom there is a black and gray bag. Can you go get it?" "Yeah I'll be right back." Sakura went to Yomi's bathroom.
"Tenten, Temari, Hinata, Ino, do you have any hair ties, clips, make up or anything." She asked. "I do!" They all raised their hands. "Are they in your bags?" they nodded. "Good get them out please." Sakura came back from the bathroom with Yomi's bag. "Is this it?" "Yeah." "Here." Ino said giving Yomi all of her, Temari, Hinata and Tenten's things. "Good let's see what we got." Yomi poured the contents onto the table. Naruto couldn't see because they were in the way. He tried to stretch his neck to see but couldn't. "Alright girls take whatever you want to use on him." Yomi whispered so he couldn't hear. "Hey guys, Whatchya doin?" Naruto asked. He was afraid. Very afraid. He had heard what Yomi could do. And he has seen the others in action. But he had no idea what was in store for him. They turned around, in their hands they held pink nail polish, red lipstick, mascara, eyeliner, hair stuff and other things. "Ah Crap." Naruto said to himself. "Alright let's get started." Yomi said.
"OMG" Sasuke said. Neji and Shikamaru looked at him. "What? What!" Sasuke yelled as Neji and Shikamaru, moved 3 steps away from him.
"So Naruto what kind of hair style do you want?" Temari asked. "Uh…I kinda like the one I have now." Naruto said. "Well then it'll just be a surprise." Tenten was giving Naruto a manicure and a pedicure, Hinata and Sakura were doing his face, and Ino was doing his hair with the help of Temari, and Yomi was holding him down.
"Well we are done with that part." Yomi said. "thank goodness. Wait that PART!?" Naruto said. "Well duh," Sakura said. "We are giving you a makeover we still have the clothes to do. Hinata watch Naruto, make sure he doesn't escape." "uh…oh..o-okay."
Yomi ushered Temari, Tenten, Ino and Sakura to her room. "Alright this is my closet, go through it and make an outfit the most girlish outfit will be the one we put on him." She explained. They all went into the closet (it is a very big closet even though she is in an apartment) they grabbed shirts, skirts, shoes, pants, etc.
"Okay does everyone have the outfits?" Yomi asked. "Yep!" They all yelled. "Temari you first." Temari showed her outfit. It was a light pink tank top, and tan capris,. "Cute," Ino said "But…" "But it isn't girlie enough," Yomi finished her sentence. "yeah what she said. "What do you have Ino?" Ino held out a denim skirt, and a baby blue tee shirt with a pink butterfly on it. "Cute, we can hold onto that. Sakura your turn" Sakura held out a pink skirt with a lace bottom, and a white tank top with a pink rose on it. "Ino you have been out matched." Yomi said. She grabbed Sakura's outfit and placed it aside. "Tenten lets see" Tenten then held out a pink top, with blue pants. "Its kinda plain." Temari said. "I know but it was hard everyone got all the good stuff!" "Alright then I guess we are going with Sakura's outfit." "But what about yours Yomi?" Ino asked. "I like Sakura's more than mine." "Show us!" Yomi held out a sparkly red dress that came just above the knees. "That is way to nice to waste on Naruto." Sakura said. "Yeah you should save that for some other occasion." Ino agreed (OMG IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD SAKURA AND INO AGREED ON SOMETHING!!) "Okay" Yomi grabbed the outfit Sakura chose. "we are ready!" Yomi came out with the others. " Naruto we are going to give you a choice." "WE ARE?" "Yes here are the choices. 1) you can tell us who each of us is liked by 2) you can wear this and walk all the way to the ramen shop (Which is about all the way across town maybe about halfway) 3)you can tell us how you knew we were eating." Yomi said. Naruto stared at her blankly. "Can you repeat that?"
"No" "Please?" "NO!" "uh…then I choose number 3" "So you are going to tell us how you knew we were eating." "Oops" Naruto said to himself.
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Okay sorry I haven't updated in awhile please review or be attacked by the Killer rabbit from Monty Python search for the Holy grail…which I do not own.
