Annoy Kain
Cecil's BFF and a guy with awesome dragon armor! Shall we make him cry?
Use his lance to make shish kebabs
Whenever he uses his lance, say stuff about penetration and long thing
During the fight between him and another male character, scream YAOI! After making dirty jokes
RIP OFF HIS MASK!
Keep it as a souvenir
Take pictures of his actual face
Cast graviga while he's in the middle of using jump
Laugh while he's unable to come down
Cast float and watch again
Equip the dragoon boots relic (I think that's what allows characters in ff6 to jump) and make him angry since you're not a dragoon
Complain about the fact that there are no wyverns like the ones dragoons rode in FF1
Ride Kain instead
Ask if her liked it
Jump around like a demented rabbit and declare yourself a dragoon
When he and Cecil separate, say Cecil's dead
Tell him you lied at the most random moment
Take his lance and…
Poke Poke
Go spear fishing and make him clean the fish guts from his lance
Play Limbo with it
Point out the fact that he's the only character who never found love by the time FFIV The After Years
