Aaand. I'm back guys. Now book 3 is starting and I'll hope you enjoy it. Yeah you probably guessed it who are in the spotlight this time. The most despised characters of the Sharron Miller Era: Bash, Dash and Ferdinand, or how I call them Miller's failed attempt to create a new version of Bill, Ben and BoCo. They are m kinda similar except the fact that Ferdinand is probably the blandest engine with the stupidest catchphrase. I mean"That's right" is so uncreative and he says it like 16 times in Misty Island Rescue.

Don't worry. I'll do my best to fix this problem. Enjoy the Chapter.

Upcoming chapters:

Logging Engines (Book 3)

-BoCo and Ferdinand

-Death of a Forrest

-End of a Company

Foreign Engines (Book 4)

-Vinnie returns

-The Scrapping Engine

-Journey beyond England

-Save Haven for Steam

Chapter 9

Troublesome Twin Duo

On the Island of sodor, many twin engines are working. Like Donald and Douglas, the Scottish Twins. They mostly work on Duck's Branchline and near the Arlesdale Railway. They also clean the tracks of snow in Winter.

Then there are the two Diesel Twins 'Arry and Bert. Those two work all the time at the Sodor Ironworks in Killdane. Most engines fear them because they think that they'll get scraped if they are near them.

Some other Twins are Bill and Ben. They are working most of the time between Brendam Docks and the China Clay Pits. They are sometimes annoying bit they still get the Job done.

And then, there are them. Two annoyances who should have never left the island where they are from. The two Logging Engines Bash and Dash who work for the Misty Island Logging Company on Misty Island. They don't take anything serious, make fun of each and everyone and don't work properly. They bump the trucks for no reason and how they are loading the Logs onto the flatbeds is extremely dangerous. The crane, who is called Ol' Wheezy, spins around like crazy and throws the Logs into the air. Then the two pricks have to catch them or something gets damaged.

It's a miracle that they're not send to scrap or Railgate Prison already.

One day the two were send with a load of Logs to Brendam Docks. The Isle of Man ordered a load of Jobi Wood and nobody else was free so the probably most dangerous and reckless engine had to do it.

"Hey Dash. I bet I'm faster then you." Bash squealed.

"Oh no way brother. I'm way faster then you." Dash boasted.

"Okay. Then I'll challenge you to a race. Whoever is first at Brendam is the quickest Engine in the entire universe and of all times." Bash said in a challenging tone and rushed down Edwards branch line." Go." He shouted.

Both didn't cared if someone is getting hurt by their insane race. They didn't even think one second about the consequences of their actions.

Soon they raced past Edward who had a break in Suddery." Not so fast you two. You're gonna crash at that speed." He shouted after them but they didn't heard him.

After a few minutes they could see the docks in the distance." Almost there. Almost there." Bash huffed and pumped his pistons with all of his power. But his brother had the same idea and both of them went at the same speed.

They arrived at the same time in Brendam." Haha. I won." Bash chanted.

"No way. I was here first." Dash shoot back.

"I was first."

"No it was me."

"It was me."

"No me!"

"No me!"

"No me"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP." Yelled Cranky at them." None of you was first. You went here at the same time with the same speed. It's a draw."

"Yeah we know that. But who was first." Bash asked the crane.

"Are you frickin' retards! Of course you are why do I even ask. Nobody was first. A Draw means nobody has won the race. And also nobody lost. You are engines of the same class. You have the same Top Speed and the same amount of flatbeds behind you. In every race you two attempt nobody will win." The crane kept on yelling.

"Cranky. Speak with your inner voice." Carly said gently.

"THIS IS MY INNER VOICE."

Then Bill and Ben entered the Docks." Here is the load of China Clay." Bill whistled.

"Oh please kill me now." Cranky wailed." I can't take two pairs of twins."

"Oh you are twins too. Why did we never met you." Ben asked the Logging Engines.

"We are most of the time on Misty island. And I think our last appearance was before Tale of The Brave. So we were put out of the series before you were re-introduced." Dash broke the fourth wall.

"Oh. Interesting. But I know why they refused to use you after ToTB. You are even more annoying then us and the fans like us more." Bill said.

"Yeah. You'll better go to Chuggington. I've heard they need annoying engines who just bounce around for no logical reason." Ben added and laughed.

"Oh yeah. All of you started bouncing around in Season 21. So all of you should go there." Dash shoot back.

"Dude. This is a Fanficton. Nobody can see if we are bouncing around or not. But I don't think that we're doing it. TheWoosmann didn't liked that about Season 21, 22, Journey beyond Sodor and Big World. Big Adventures!." Bill had a smug grin on it face.

"Guys. Do I have to remind you on that sign over there." Cranky said and pointed to a sign.

It read:" Do not break the fourth wall in the docks. People who to it get thrown in the sea. -Sincerely Cranky."

"So please stop it or I'll have to punish you for this rule break."

"Aren't you a bit to harsh to them." Carly asked.

"You can't be harsh enough with those four. Or else they never learn it." Cranky said slightly annoyed.

After Peridot loaded the Logs onto the Railway Barge, Bash and Dash left." We should tell Ferdinand about these twins." Bash said

"Yeah. I know he likes when we tell him stories." Dash answered, but my god they were wrong