Hi there so I got some dares to do so thanks and also I don't own the show or the characters
Me:Hey there welcome back so um well I get some dares for the contestants so let began okay
everyone:yeah
Me:cool okay first dare is
gross (Guest)
gross:i dare Staci to drink a ton of laxatives so she gets diarrhea then shove a tube up her butt and make lightning drink diarrhea from the tube they aren't allowed to refuse
Lightning:what!...no way
Me:dude it says here you and Staci can not refuse so you have to do it
Staci:(sigh) okay fine
Lightning:(angrily) when I'm done you'll be sorry
(An intern came with a ton of laxatives and a tube, Staci drank the laxative then the intern shoved the tube into her butt)
Staci:ow! (Then she crapped out the diarrhea and Lightning drank it)
Me:aw sick that disgusting
(Everyone including me turn green that puke on the floor a lot)
~few minute later~
Lightning:(sick) aw I don't feel that good (puke into a bucket)
Me:that was disgusting okay next dares is
Guest
I dare the contestants and you to hold a ssb tournament dressed as the characters they play as Anne maria:Wii fit trainer and watch Sam:Mario Dakota:peach Jo:zero suit Samus mike:link Zoey:Zelda lightning:little mac dawn:Pauletina Cameron:villager Scott:Ganondorf brick:Ike Staci:Wario you:MEWTWO
Oh and the tournament has to be done in virtual reality
Sam:Yes Yes Yes I love that game oh man I so going to crush you all
Me:hahaha um Sam you forgotten that the person said I get to be MewTwo so I might win hehe
Sam:(glare)no you won't
Jo:okay can we do it now
Me:Yup Lets go
(we are all now in the game, as the characters we are going to use)
Sam:wow this is amazing
Jo:hey I don't look that bad
Mike:wow you look amazing Zoey
Zoey:Aw thank you too
Lightning:Sha yeah Lightning going to win
Dakota:wow I look beautiful in this
Me:okay everyone this is a free for all so whoever get hit is out got it
Everyone:Yes
Me:good now...LETS FIGHT!
(we all battle like crazy, Mike took out Scott, Zoey took out Anne Maria, Lightning then took out Cameron and also Staci, Brick took out Lightning, Jo then took out Brick, Sam then took out Mike, I took out Zoey, Jo and Dakota, Sam then took out B I then took out Dawn)
Me:So it's just you and me Sam
Sam:yup lets go
(Sam and I ran to each other then in one explosion...I got out)
Sam:Yes I won WAHYOO
(We then got back to the room)
Me:I can't believe I lost but still that was fun right
Everyone:Yeah it was fun
Me:okay next dare is
Guest
:I dare Mike Zoey Dawn and Cameron to speak Japanese for the rest of the chapter and all the girls to sing the opening theme song from lucky star(it's an anime so it's in Japanese as well)
Me:okay so Mike, Zoey, Cam, Dawn
Mike:problem I can't speak Japanese
Zoey:me neither
Cameron:same here
Dawn:sorry but neither of us can't speak it
Jo:also I'm not singing a song with chatterbox, helmethair, Miss sorries a lot, aura whisper, or miss drama queen
Dakota:Hey!
Anne Maia:sorry but I'm not doing it
Staci:Sorry can't speak it so no
Me:(sigh) fine you know what fine(sorry I can't type Japanese so I can't do it sorry) okay next dare is
barcaleo12345
I dare:
1)Everyone to fly to Barcelona and go to Camp Nou
2)Mike to have sex with Zoey in the central circle of Camp Nou's football field on the eyes of 100 000 people including you, all other contestants and all FC Barcelona 2014/2015 football squad on this stadium
3) You to write this like a Zoke Lemon!
Mike and Zoey:(blushing like crazy) WHAT!?
Me:Yeah...(problem I can't write this as a lemon) you heard him/her
Mike:(blushing) um can we-
Me:No come on lets go
Everyone except Mike and Zoey: Alright
Mike:No way I'm not
Zoey:Mike I can talk to you
(Zoey dragged Mike to a room)
~few minutes later~
Mike:okay listen we'll do it but you guys can't see us doing it okay
Me:(nodded) alright fine now come on
(everyone got on a plane and flew to Barcelona Camp Nou)
Me:okay Mike and Zoey go to that field
Mike:fine
(Zoey and Mike went to the field and I waited until they were in)
Me:okay listen we are all going to sneak into the field okay
everyone:(nodded)
Me:good come on
(everyone including me went inside the field quietly then we hear...moans?)
Me:oh I hear something
Scott:oh man this is going to be funny
(we made it to the field and we see Mike and Zoey doing it)
Sam:hehehe cool
Me:wow that nice
(Zoey then saw us and wided her eyes)
Zoey:Yeah! what the heck
Mike:huh ...what I told you guys-
Me:we lied hahaha
(few hours later)
Mike:that was embarrassing I told you guys not to look
Me:sorry but the dare did say we had to see it haha(Mike and Zoey glared at all of us)
Cameron:Sorry guys
Dakota:sorry
Sam:sorry you guys
Dawn:very sorry
Me:okay next dare is
Guest
I dare brick to dye his hair white
Brick:okay I'll do it
Me:cool (toss him white hair dye)
(Brick then dye this hair white)
Me:wow nice dude okay next dares is
Guest
i dare Scott to go to the house of a certain hank hill grab a megaphone and yell "Texas is the crappiest state in America, the crappiest country in the world, Arlen is a city of s***, football is a gay mans sport, propane is just flaming p***, and if you have a narrow urethra, you automatically are a woman. Also i dare b to film it, but he has to wear a bush costume and hide, trust me it is
Me:uh I did saw a few episode of King of the Hill but I never saw one of that one so if you are reading this can you tell me the episode's name and also Scott will you do it
Scott:sure why not (give him a mega phone)
Me:B here (give him a bush costume and a video cam) you'll need it I think
(they went to Texas and got on Hank's front yard)
Scott:Texas is the crappiest state in America, the crappiest country in the world, Arlen is a city of slut, football is a gay sport, propane is just flaming p***, and if you have a narrow urethra, you automatically are a woman
(then Hank and an angry mob came and chase Scott)
Scott:AHHHH HELP!
B(snickered)
few minutes later~
Me:so what happened
(B gave me the video cam and I saw the whole thing) wow just wow
Scott:they almost killed me
Me:okay last dare is
Guest
:It's always fun seeing my dares being used by you Flores so thank you for using them. I have some more if you need them.
1. I dare Jo and Anne Maria to go into that closet (don't tell them there is a stink bomb in there that will explode when they close the door).
2. I dare Dawn to dress up as Micaiah from Fire Emblem Radiant Dawn.
3. I dare same to play a game made by LJN.
4. I dare Lightning to get the crap beaten out of him by Camus the Sable (who is wielding Gradivus) from Fire Emblem Shadow Dragon.
4. I dare Scott to be beaten up by the Black Knight (wielding Alondite) from Path of Radiance.
5. I dare Mike and Zoey to help the Black Knight beat up Scott if they want to. If not, then just draw a mustache on Scott.
6. I dare B to place duck tape on Staci's mouth.
7. I dare Scott and Lightning, assuming they are not dea- I mean if they are fine, to dress up as in very girly dresses and have a tea party.
8. I dare you Flores to film it and then throw tear gas at them.
Sorry if I went overboard with the dares and why were there so many FE references? See you later and watch out for the Raptors my friend.
Me:okay so Jo, Anne Maria
Jo:(rolled her eyes) fine
Anne Maria:alright then
(Both went to a closet but when they close the door)
(BOOM!)
Jo and Anne Maria:AHHHHHHH
Me:Hahahaha oh man that was funny
Brick:what was that
Me:in the closet there was a stink bomb hahaha
(Both of them came out smelling bad and angry)
Jo:why didn't you tell us
Me:dare said I couldn't okay Dawn dress up like Micaiah here the costume (threw her the costume)
Dawn:okay (went to the other room and came out looking like her)
Me:wow
Sam:She looks likes her
Dawn:let me guess you went me to keep this on right
Me:Yup
Dawn:fine
Me:good okay Sam play a game made by LJN
Sam:okay sure (went to the other room and played a game)
Me:okay while he's doing that Lightning
Lightning:Ha do really think someone can beat up the Lightning Sha-bam
Me:really(snapped my fingers and Camus the Sable came to the room) okay attack him (point to Lightning)
Camus:Fall fool
(Lighting looked scared then ran away but Camus tackle him and crashed him like a bug)
(an hour later)
Lightning:(hurt badly) aw man...Lightning can't feel his bones
Me:hahahaha okay lets check on Sam
(went inside the room and saw Sam still playing the game)
Me:okay dude you're done
Sam:wait gave 5 more minutes I'm almost-(grab him by the collar and pull him back) hey what the heck man
Me:sorry but I want to finish this so Scott you're next and it's to get beaten up by the Black Knight
Scott:Ha oh really what he gonna do hahaha
(house nosies, then came crashing through the door was the Black Knight)
Black Knight:Where is my next kill
Me:him (point to Scott)
Black Knight:DIE PEASANT!
Scott:Ahhhhhh(ran away from the Knight and the Knight chased him)
Me:oh right Mike and Zoey, you two have two options...you can either help the Black Knight beat up Scott or draw a mustache on him
Mike:(thinking) I'll...just draw a mustache, Zoey?
Zoey:Mustache
Me:okay then (gave both of them a marker)
Black Knight:he is done but he still live okay...good day (left on his horse, I went and dragged a very bruised Scott)
Me:okay draw (Mike and Zoey drew on face and some of us snickered a bit)
Mike:there that a little payback for releasing Mal you jerk (looked at his hand then punched his face)
Zoey:(looked at him then slapped his face hard)huh I enjoyed that
Me:okay so B (gave him duck tape) tape Staci mouth please
(B shrugged and tape her mouth, Staci looked a bit sad)
Me:Sorry Staci okay for the next dare Lightning and Scott...can you both stand up
Lighting and Scott:no..ow
Me:okay so my dare was to film their dare and throw tear gas at them but since they can't do it I'll just throw it at all of us
Everyone except me:NO WAIT (throw the gas and our eyes burn like hell)My eyes
Me:ow haha okay that it for today bye now...ah my eye
Okay listen to me please first I only want you guys to send me dares that are rated K-T... no rated M dares okay and also when you guys review can you put Christmas theme dares because next chapter will be on Christmas or Christmas eve okay so bye for now
~HellFlores~
