As you know, Harry has taken the form of the Woman in Black... A horrifying image indeed... But back at Camp Half-Blood, where all the other unimportant characters are hanging... um... nothing's really happening there. Until Harry travels over there...
"WEEEEEEE!" Chiron screamed, "I'm riding a horse!"
Chiron, all alone with Rachel, while the other campers from Camp Half-Blood were at Camp Jupiter. Chiron happily pranced around completely nude on his lower half... Then, the party ponies suddenly heard his cry... They came galloping into Camp Half-Blood, "WOOOO! ROOT BEER! SUUUUUPER BOWL! WE ARE HIIIIIGH OFF OF ORANGE JUICEEEE! Probably weed also... WEEEEEE!"
Rachel just sat there listing prophecies while Chiron and the Party Ponies wreck havoc on the camp,
"Seven-thousand ponies shall answer the call
To drink root beer or juice, Camp Half-Blood will fall
The centaurs do drugs until their death
Oh gods, help me, I'm running out of breath..."
Rachel soon fainted from lack of oxygen... The centaurs cut down all the trees to make paper airplanes and such. Suddenly, the Woman in Black arrived. Which stopped all the partying... The centaurs looked at the crossdressing wizard. The Woman in Black took out her/his wand and started to chant a horrifying spell, "Baby, baby, baby, ooooh. Like, baby, baby, baby, noooo... I thought you'd always be mine..."
"Is he singing to himself or..." Chiron started.
"BIEBER BLAST!" Harry yelled.
A beam of purple and white shot out of his wand. The beam suddenly transformed into a bunch of screaming pink fangirls. This spooked the Party Ponies and they soon retreated, "No! Our weed! Our root beer! Our orange juice!"
But not fast enough... The fangirls suddenly started to eat the "half-man, half-asses". All that was left now was Chiron and Rachel... Chiron was now running around crying, mourning the loss of his brethren. Rachel was unhurt and came back to consciousness,
Child of Ares, will walk the earth,
The Son of Neptune, shall soon give birth,
Leo, like Gandalf, will not let you pass,
As for Grover, be warned, he shall pass gas.
Harry disappeared back to Camp Jupiter. "Mwahahahahahahahaha!" The Woman in Black yelled, "Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player that struts and frets his hour upon the stage and then is heard no more. It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury.
Signifying nothing..."
A/N: What does Rachel's prophecy mean? Will a child of Ares walk on land? Will Annabeth get Percy pregnant? Will Leo let you pass? Will Grover fart? Keep waiting for part 2!
