I do not own Naruto, yada, yada, yada, and I dedicate this chapter to my friend AJ. (Please don't try to roast a corn dog over a burner, it wont end well. Matter of fact, don't try anything they do.) I made this chapter into two parts, here's the first one. Enjoy!

Chapter 9 Part 1

It was early in the morning and the sun hadn't even started peeking yet. The nights air was thick and muggy, everybody was already starting to sweat and their skin started to stick. The night was filled with chatter from the frogs and crickets while far in the distance a quiet thunder was heard.

In the midst of night the house of ninjas was silent. Up stairs was empty and lifeless, but down stairs in the living room everyone was asleep, but one. The kitchen light was on and Minato was humming to himself while he was cooking a corn dog over the open flamed stove. The fluffy corn meal around the meat dog caught on fire. Kakashi walked in with his hair all mangled and teased with knots. He looked at his lover dazed and discombobulated.

"Why hello beautiful!" Minato smirked with his weenier still aflame. Kakashi looked at his lover then at the corn dog. He then released it was on fire and went wide-eyed.

"M-MINATO! What are you doing?!" Kakashi asked, now wide awake and alert.

"Cooking meaty dogs with badder on it." Minato told his love as he blew out the flame. Kakashi sighed.

"Please don't burn down my house." Kakashi pulled out a box of Pop-tarts and ripped it open.

"Grrrr..." Minato looked at his love.

"Was that your stomach, love?" Minato asked as he tested the badder around the dog to see if it was cooled down enough.

"Yea, I didn't have any dinner last night." Kakashi groaned and pulled a blueberry pastry out.

"I have big plans today." Minato told his love as he bite into the roasted dog.

"Oh?" Kakashi asked surprised.

"Don't worry love. I'm going out to look for that impostor who keeps flashing these poor people!" Minato clenched his fist in determination. "But I'll be back around noon. We're going somewhere special, so make sure no one leaves this house or goes anywhere." Minato ordered.

"I'll try, but kids will be kids." Kakashi told his love as he took a bite of his Pop-tart.

"You better keep them here. I reserved the place for the night." Minato said as he finished his corn dog and went for another.

"Reserved? Are we eating out at a fancy place or something?" Kakashi asked in astonishment. Minato never reserved anything or did special things, well only for foreplay, but Kakashi was a little curious about his offbeat behaver.

"Should we dress in tux and ties?" Kakashi asked as he finished his breakfast.

"Nah. You can if you're into that kind of thing." Minato winked. "But it's nothing really formal." Minato said as he turned on the burner and turned the weenier around to cook.

"Uhhh..." The Super perv walked in and sat down at the table. "What about ties? Are you guys planing your next foreplay adventures?"

"Hmm. Not a bad idea." Minato told himself.

"Great, I gave you ideas. Just peachy." Jiraiya groaned.

"You have to watch what you say around him." Kakashi told the pervert as he pulled out another pack of Pop-tarts.

"Whoa!" Minatos corn dog was on fire down to the stick. Minato blew the fire out and turned the burner off.

"Haha! Giving your weenier there a blow-job?" Jiraiya asked with a chuckle.

"That's how I take them." Minato smirked. "You don't have any plans today, do you?"

"I need to go get some inspiration for my new book today and maybe go see that cute girl out by that bar." Jiraiya told his student as he grabbed a leftover muffin from yesterday.

"Which bar? The one called Sweaty Pink Flamingos or the Triangle Spotted Zebra?" Kakashi asked.

"Triangle Spotted Zebra. The burnet girl with the double D bra size." Jiraiya described. "Swear to god those tits are going to fall out when she reaches over the table."

"Yea, she has a pretty big rack on her." Kakashi agreed.

"That's why I put my plates and tips as far as possible. Make her work for it." Jiraiya told the silver-haired prince.

"That's evil." Kakashi chuckled.

"I swear I'll get a glimpse off tit one of these days." Jiraiya promised himself as he took a big bite out of his muffin.

"Hey guys, if you're done talking about tits, I would like to say something." Minato announced as he chewed on his corn dog stick. "I think I'm going to lock you all in the house for today, or just in till I get back." Minato said and left the room.

"What the hell for?" Jiraiya asked Kakashi.

"He's got something planed." Kakashi sighed.

"Oh, I'm out for sure then." Jiraiya promised.

"He reserved it for us." Kakashi told the pervert. "He won't even tell me."

"Should I be scared?"

"Very."

"Hey pervy sage!" Naruto said as he walked in and stretched. "I can't sleep with a dog breathing on my face. His breath smells like ass." Naruto said as he washed his face in the sink.

"At least it was his face." Jiraiya looked at it in a positive way.

"His breath smells like ass as well? Damn." Kakashi mumbled to himself.

"Where's oto-san?" Naruto asked as he wiped his damp face off.

"Right here kid!" Minato jumped in the kitchen, now wearing his regular clothes.

"What were you doing love?" Kakashi asked.

"Just locking down the house." Minato told his love and walked out the back door and closed it behind him and a twist of the key. Minato kissed his hand and blew it then dashed off. Kakashi grabbed the air and kissed his hand. Jiraiya and Naruto looked at the man in a disturbed way.

"What?" Kakashi asked.

"I really should be use to this by now, but I don't think I ever will be." The pervert sighed and went for another muffin.

"Why did he lock us in the house?" Naruto wondered.

"It's a surprise." Kakashi told his student.

"Don't say it like that." Jiraiya demanded.

"..." Naruto didn't want to asked so he sat down and grabbed a banana.

"Good morning." Sakura said and walked in with Hinata following.

"G-good morning..." Hinata stuttered in a whisper. Everyone looked at Hinata.

"Hello Hinata. When did you get here?" Kakashi asked not that surprised.

"Yesterday." Hinata mumbled.

"I should just leave a book by the front door for people to sign in so I know who's here." Kakashi mumbled.

"Want some muffins Hinata?" Sakura offered.

"Sure." Hinata sat next to Naruto and blushed like mad. Sakura smirked to herself and thought that they would make a cute couple, but Sasuke and her would be the best couple. Sakura chuckled to herself.

"What's so funny?" Naruto asked and Sakura looked around to see everyone staring at her.

"Oh! Umm..." Sakura couldn't think of anything. "Ummm...lava lamps!" She blushed and did a fake chuckle.

"Lava lamps?" Jiraiya asked. "What the hell is so funny about that?"

"They defy gravity." Sai said as he walked in and sat at the table.

"Umm..." Kakashi was about to say something, but decided to wait and see how it played out.

"Defy gravity my ass!" Naruto yelled.

"Shut up boy, before I shove one up your ass!" Jiraiya threatened his noisy student.

"What!?" Naruto yelped. "Shove it up Sai's ass! He would like it." Naruto grumbled.

"..." Sai thought about it with a slight smirk. "Mhhh." Sai nodded and agreed, he wasn't about to lie there. Jiraiyas eye twitched and swallowed a laugh.

"Told you!" Naruto yelled at his teacher.

"Naruto! Stop yelling! There are people asleep!" Sakura yelled at the boy.

"Would you two stop yelling in the house!?" Jiraiya yelled at the kids. "Wake the damn village up why don't ya?!" Kakashi just stared at the people in his kitchen yelling at one another to stop yelling.

"Get back soon Minato." Kakashi sighed.

"Why is everyone yelling?" Kiba walked in with Akamaru behind him.

"I rather not explain." Kakashi told the boy. Kiba shrugged and went to the back door.

"C'mon Akamaru! Let's go outside." Kiba told his dog and Akamaru wagged his tail. Kiba tried the door, but it was lock.

"Why is the door locked? And how do I unlock it?" Kiba asked.

"Minato locked us all in the house." Naruto told the dog boy. Kiba then looked worried.

"How is Akamaru going to use the bathroom?" Kiba asked and his companion whimpered. Everyone went wide-eyed.

"Someone bust a window!" The pervert demanded.

"Not my house!" Kakashi yelled.

"Make him use the toilet." Naruto told the boy. The dog nudged his owner.

"Hold on Akamaru, we'll get you outside!" Kiba reassured his friend.

"That's cats, Naruto!" Sakura told the boy.

"Dogs can do it too!" Naruto argued.

"Yea, like what kinds of dogs?" Sakura asked.

"Any kind can!" Naruto said, so sure of himself.

"Maybe like chihuahuas or something!" Sakura told the boy.

"Yea right, you could flush one those squeaky things down the toilet." Sasuke told the girl as he walked in groggily.

"Sasuke!" Naruto cheered.

"I'm sorry Sasuke. Naruto woke you up, didn't he?" Sakura glared at the boy and the boy glared back.

"You all did." Sasuke corrected her.

"I'm sorry Sasuke! I'll give you a back rub in return." Naruto smirked and winked.

"I'll pass." Sasuke sat down and grabbed a muffin.

"I'll give you a back rub, Naruto." Sai smiled.

"Ewwww...creeper." Naruto said and Sai licked his lips. Naruto frowned and scooted away from the boy.

"What time is it?" Asked the groggily Zabuza and Haku.

"It's only eight." Kakashi told the love birds.

"Damn." Zabuza mumbled and left for the bathroom with Haku following.

"Do they use the bathroom together?" Jiraiya asked. Kakashi shrugged.

"I only do that in public ones." Sai said as he took a bite of banana. Everyone stared at the boy.

"Do you guys have one door or window that's unlocked?" Kiba asked.

"I don't know." Kakashi told the boy.

"Ok everyone, we'll split up and try all the windows and doors." The pervert ordered and everyone departed. Kakashi tried all the windows and balcony door, but they were locked. Kakashi sighed and left his room. As soon as he turned into the hallway he smacked into Jiraiya.

"Oof!" Jiraiya stumbled, but recovered quickly. "Watch where ya going!"

"Sorry about that. Why are you..." Kakashi was about to ask, but it seemed to get lost in his throat as he saw the long line for the bathroom.

"What is going on?" Kakashi asked.

"I have to use the bathroom." Naruto said in a matter of fact tone.

"We all do boy!" Jiraiya told his student. Kakashi sighed.

After the bathroom problem and two hours of finding no way out and busting a window to let Akamaru out, and having Kakashi ask himself 'why must everyone break my house?', everyone retreated to down stairs where they were cleaning up the tent mess. Naruto, Sasuke, Kiba, Sai, Sakura, and Hinata were walking up stairs with sheets, blankets, and pillows for their room. After the door behind them was close Naruto dropped the blankets and turned around with a devilish smile.

"Hey, guys! I have a joke that will make the time pass by even faster." Naruto told the gain.

"Is it funny?" Kiba asked.

"Yea, it's going to be pulled on the Super perv, hehe!" Naruto chuckled.

"I'm in!" Sakura said and Kiba and Sai nodded.

"I-I'll join." Hinata smiled and blushed.

"Sweet! How about you Sasuke?" Naruto asked his lover.

"This is stupid." Sasuke told them, but nodded in agreement.

"Ok here's how it will work!" Naruto told everyone what they will do and how.

Down stairs the living room was clean and the adults were chilling on the couch. Hinata walked in with a skirt and tight shirt on while carrying a tray that had a cup on it. The cup had hot coco with whip cream and chocolate shavings on top.

"Whoa! Hinata, you're stacked!" The pervert got a nose bleed and smirked. Hinata blushed like mad and pushed the try at the pervert.

"Whoa! For me?" Jiraiya asked. Hinata nodded and he took it. Hinata left and Kakashi, Zabuza, and Haku knew something was up. Jiraiya took a long sip and licked the whip cream off of his upper lip.

"Aren't you worried that they might have done something to it?" Kakashi asked.

"You always take a drink from a sexy woman, Kakashi." Jiraiya told the prince and downed the rest.

"Ok." Kakashi sighed and wondered what the kids were up too. After about fifteen minuets of watching TV the perverts stomach started to growl.

"Grrrr..."

"Whoa. Sorry about that, hehe." The pervert chuckled. Everyone looked at him, but went back to the TV.

"Gggggrrrr..." Everyone looked back at him.

"I'll be back." Jiraiya told everyone and left to the bathroom. "Whoa boy!" The pervert made a dash to the bathroom, but the door was locked.

"Hey! I'm in here!" Sakura yelled.

"Can you hurry dear?" Jiraiya asked crossing his legs.

"Hold on will ya!" Sakura called.

"Make it faster!" The pervert yelled as he braced himself on the wall. "Holy shit!"

"Ok I'm done!" Sakura called and left the bathroom.

"Oh thank you!" The pervert ran in and closed the door. Sakura waved over the group and everyone stood out in the hallway smiling.

The pervert dropped his pants and sat down on the toilet, but heard a 'Pop!' sound.

"What the?" Jiraiya looked down and saw red stuff that looked like ketchup on his boxers as he took a load.

"What the hell!?" The pervert yelled. "NARUTOOOO!" Naruto pushed everyone out-of-the-way and ran down stairs to hide. Everyone was on the floor laughing at the pervert.

Naruto entered the living room and opened the closet door and went inside.

"Well that's something you don't see every day." Itachi told himself and the others nodded.

"Kids these days." Kakashi sighed. Jiraiya entered the room with a towel around his waist.

"What happened to you?" Haku asked.

"Where's Naruto?" Jiraiya demanded with hatred in his eyes.

"He went-" Haku got interrupted by a door slam.

"I'm back bitches!" Minato yelled as he drop kicked the front door open.

"Minato, please!" Kakashi begged his lover. "Don't destroy my house! I'm still paying for it!"

"Everyone ready for one hell of a night?!" Minato asked.

"Yea!" Naruto yelled as he popped out of the closet and tackled his dad.

"What were you doing in the closet son?" Minato asked as he looked around the room. "Why is Jiraiya in a towel?"

"You little shit! I'm going to kill you!" Jiraiya threatened.

"Oto-san help!" Naruto hugged his dad. "It was an accident!"

"What!?" Jiraiya yelled.

"Now Naruto, what did you do?" Minato glared down at his son. Naruto gave puppy dog eyes to his father.

"Aww." Minato hugged his son. "I love you son! So god damn adorable!" Minato squeezed his son into a tight embrace.

"Oto...saann..." Naruto gasped for air.

"Don't fall for that! Hey! Minato!" The pervert said in out rage.

"I'm sure it was an accident Jiraiya. Now don't yell at him." Minato ordered.

"You're way too soft on him!" The pervert yelled and dashed up stairs to get dressed.

"Everyone ready to go?" Minato asked again. Everyone nodded and Kakashi turned off the TV.

"What are we doing and where are we going?" Kakashi asked his lover.

"You'll see love. It's a night you'll never forget!" Minato promised with a wink and toothy smile.

Everyone left the house four hours late for unknown reasons and followed Minato to the mysterious place. There was a light breeze that blew off the trees leaves and scattered them about.

"What? The leafs are already falling off?" Sakura cried as she grabbed a falling leaf.

"Must be getting an early fall." Kakashi told his student.

"That sucks." Sai said in a flat tone.

"I agree Sai. No more sexy girls in bikinis." The Super perv whinnied. "Now I have to wait for next year!"

"Don't you like to see the girls sexy sweaters?" Minato asked his teacher.

"Hell no! There's nothing sexy about sweaters!" Jiraiya growled at his student.

"Oh, you're just being stubborn." Minato smirked as his jacket blew in the wind.

"I almost forgot to ask you! How did searching for that streaker go?" Kakashi asked his love.

"I tried to talk to the victims, but they seemed too scared to talk to me. Even when I told them it wasn't me." Minato sighed. Everyone stifled a laugh and bite their lip.

"It's ok, love. I know you'll find him." Kakashi reassured his man as he placed his hand on his shoulder. Minato grabbed it and nodded.

"I know I will. I'll do it for Konoha!" Minato said proudly. Everyone muffled another laugh. "What the hell is so funny back there?!" Minato demanded an answer.

"We're not laughing oto-san!" Naruto reassured his father.

"My ass you're not laughing!" Minato yelled.

"We were crying at your dedication and love for the village." Jiraiya told his student. More muffled laughter came from behind the fourth.

"Thank you Jiraiya. If only more people were like you!" Minato wiped a tear away.

"No way! I don't want anymore perverted sages running around!" Naruto growled.

"I agree!" Sakura said with a nod from Hinata and Kiba.

"Here we are!" Minato said proudly.

"What, where?!" Naruto asked as he looked around his father and spotted a big sign that said '!Welcome to Super Bouncy World!' that was in bright blue, green, red, pink, and yellow.

"I think it needs more exclamation points." Sasuke pointed out. Kakashi gave a grim look and death stare to his lover.

"What is this place?" Kiba asked.

"It's a place full of bouncy rides. It's really a lot of fun." Minato told the boy and walked in.

"He reserved a place with bouncy castles?" Itachi asked. Everyone shrugged and followed the crazy man. Inside there was three rooms filled with inflatable slides, optical courses, a jump and stick wall, a place where you can play dodge ball, another where you stand on a pedestal and try to knock each other off, and of course one room was a just a bouncy room all by its self.

"Go and fun kids! But be back here at eleven, because I have another surprise." Minato winked.

"You're going straight?" Jiraiya asked with hope. "Cause I need a wing man."

"Nope." Minato told his teacher.

"Damn it." Jiraiya grumbled.

"I'll be your wing man." Itachi told the man.

"Hell yea. Slap me some skin." Jiraiya told the man and they did a high-five.

"Wow." Kiba mouthed and Akamaru wagged his tail. "Let's go Akamaru!"

"Arf!"

"Sasuke! Let's go on that huge ass slide!" Naruto smirked. Sasuke sighed and followed his lover up the slide. Sakura and Hinata followed the boys up the steps to the slide. Kiba and his loyal companion jumped into the ball filled pool. Itachi and Jiraiya were going through an inflatable optical course, trying to see who was the fastest. Haku and Zabuza were trying to knock each other off of the pedestal with giant inflatable tubes. Kakashi and Minato were having sex in the bouncy room.

Naruto popped one of the inflatable slides by a shuriken in his pocket and no one entered the bouncy room after the lovers got done soiling it. Time passed by fast and it hit ten thirty. Everyone met at the little kitchen up front.

"Your pizza is done!" A blond girl in pigtails called. Jiraiya got up from the table and got the pizza from the girl. The blond girl smiled and giggled at the pervert. Jiraiya smirked and blushed.

"Hey. I'm Jiraiya. Nice to meet you." The pervert flirted. The girl giggled again and blushed. "Wanna go out sometime?" He winked.

"Pervy sage! Hurry up, I'm starving!" Naruto yelled. Jiraiya blushed from embarrassment and glared daggers at the boy.

"Here." The girl handed him a piece of paper and winked. The pervert did a toothy smile and pranced to the table.

"Pizza!" Kiba and Naruto flipped it open and grabbed a slice.

"Guess who just got a date with a hot girl!" The pervert smiled.

"..." Everyone looked around then shrugged.

"Me you dolts!" Jiraiya growled.

"That's hard to believe." Sakura told the pervert.

"Yea really." Sasuke agreed with the girl.

"You found a girl friend?" Itachi asked his drinking friend.

"Hey! Guess who just had sex!" Minato called with Kakashi right behind him.

"Guess who's got a date with a sexy girl!" Minatos master smirked.

"Nuha. Really? Cause that's hard to believe." Minato asked.

"You brat!" Jiraiya huffed.

"Well I got the second surprise if you guys are ready for it." Minato clapped his hands together and smirked his signature smile. Everyone looked at Minato with their mouthes full waiting for the next surprise. Minato turned to his lover and bent down on one knee.

"Umm...Minato?" Kakashi asked, but Minato held up a hand to hush him. Minato pulled out a royal blue box that was small and square. Minato slowly opened it and inside was a silver ring.

"Kakashi. My love. Will you marry me?" Minato asked his lovers hand in mirage. Everyone went wide-eyed and just stared at the strange couple.

"Cough! Cough, cough!" Jiraiya didn't know whether to laugh or...laugh, but started to choke on his pizza.

"..." Kakashi said nothing, but gave a blank expression.

"Kakashi baby, say something. You're scaring me." Minato pleaded. Kakashi fell backwards and hit the floor. Everyone stared and the pervert finally stopped coughing.

"Is he ok?" Sai asked.

"I believe he fainted." Itachi told the group.

"Fainted? Will he be ok?" Sakura asked.

"I never knew he would faint to something like that." Sasuke told his love and Naruto nodded.

"K-Kakashi...fainted?" Hinata asked. "Is he going to be alright?"

"Don't worry Hinata! Kakashi is strong as an ox!" Naruto told the timid girl.

"Kakashi?" Minato called. "I think he fainted." Minato picked him up and Kakashi opened his eyes.

"Minato?" Kakashi asked.

"Hey. You fainted on me." Minato smirked.

"What is it? Yes or no?" Someone asked from behind Minato. "Ow!"

"Shut up!" The pervert told the person, which was probably Naruto.

"Don't push him. He can answer later." Minato hushed the person.

"No, no. I know what I want to say." Kakashi sat up and looked around the room at everyone. They seemed to be really eager for the answer.

"I say..." Kakashi started and everyone followed his words like he was a king. "I say-"

BANG! Cliffy. I'm so evil. But who would have knew Minato had the balls to ask Kakashi for his hand? So will there be a wedding? Hmmm. Sorry for the short chapter, but I said I wanted to write it in an all nighter. Next chapter will be on the way soon. So R and R please!