A/N: The WingedWonder is back! Harley-MaxRide-PhantomStallion posted a really good idea that I am going to use! This chapter wouldn't be here without her, so say thanks!

Fang took me out to the movies. We were having some problems with food, though. We ordered four large popcorns (which came with four large sodas) and we ate it all within the first 45 minutes. People were staring at us the whole time, but Fang ignored them and got free refills on all of it! Once again, devoured in 45 minutes.

Now we were heading back to the house.

"Hey, there's a cafe right there!" Fang said, pointing to a small cafe that was called COFFEE MONKEY. There was a neon sign of a monkey with a fez drinking coffee. Below it was a sign to Fang's Heaven.

FREE INTERNET ACCESS, WITH COMPUTERS

He dragged me through the doors and we sat down in front of the computers. There was five in all, and we took the last ones. They were small, silver laptops. They looked fancy.

"Let's go to the chatroom!" Fang said as he clicked open the internet. "See if we can talk with someone-"

"Wait, Fang, use different names. So you don't get your crazy fans all over you." I said. I was inspired and made my name CoffeeMonkey. "What are you using for yours? Mines CoffeeMonkey."

"Uh, LavaLamp. Whatever. Wait, Max, the flocks on here! They have a chatroom created!"

"Sweet!" I clicked on the room and the chatting began.

ChatterBox45: no way, gaz. theyre on a date, remember? they wouldnt be goin around blowing stuff up

FartsoRulez: aww.....

AngelOrDevil: i think i know wut theyre doing.

ChatterBox45: yeah. they probably snuck behind the theater and started making out. :P

ILuvBombs: wait, who r the ppl who just logged on?

LavaLamps: im dan and this is my frend coriander.

"Coriander?" I snorted. "Really, Fang?"

He smiled.

CoffeeMonkey: yeah. wutchya guys doin?

ChatterBox45: two of our frends are on a date, were talking about wut they are doing together.

CoffeeMonkey: lol any ideas?

ILuvBombs: well, gaz thinks theyre blowing up stuff. nudge and angel agree that theyre making out behind a dumpster.

ChatterBox45: movie theater.

ILuvBombs: wutever. i think that they lied to us about going 2 da movies, and theyre planning ways 2 attack me.

CoffeeMonkey: y wuld they attack u?

ILuvBombs: cuz i ttly dissed max in a yo mama contest.

I held back typing that it was a tie, because then they would think one of two things: 1. They would know who we are and our cover will be spoiled. 2. We were stalkers from the School.

CoffeeMonkey: ha. wut do u think were (I quickly deleted 'were') theyre gonna do to u?

ILuvBombs: i hav multiple ideas.

LavaLamp: lets her em.

ILuvBombs: first one; they capture me and throw me into a river. 2; they take me, tie me up and hit me with a baseball bat. u kno, like a pinata. 3; they lock me in the closet for a week with no food or water.

"Hm." I said. "Should we? Ya' know, to make me be the winner?"

Fang looked up at me. "Yeah, totally. Which one?"

"Well, number three is pretty harsh. So, let's do it!"

He laughed. "Nice." He gave me a high five. "So, no food or water for a week?"

"Eh, I was thinking two weeks..."

"Okay!"

ChatterBox45: ig, i dont think they would do that.

AngelOrDevil: it wuld be funny, though.

ILuvBombs: angel!

AngelOrDevil: :P

FartsoRulez: man, they shuld be back frum the movies by now. its been like 2 and a half hours, which is long enough.

ChatterBox45: not long enough 4 them 2 make out afterward!

FartsoRulez: ewwwwwwwwww

ILuvBombs: lol

AngelOrDevil: wait, they could be buying us presents!

ChatterBox45: i doubt it. but that would be cool. i wanna pony!! a pretty one with golden fur. oo, and it should hav wings! that would be sooooooooo cool! man, max has to get me a pony for xmas.

CoffeeMonkey: uh.... i dont think she wuld buy u a pony

ChatterBox45: :'( u made me cry.

ILuvBombs: yeah, nice coriander. way to spoil a young girls hopes and dreams.

chatterBox45: LOL JK!!

LavaLamp: we hav 2 go now.

We logged off, getting ready for our attack on Iggy.

A/N: So, this story is continued! There is going to be another chapter after this one, too! Post ideas if you want me to continue this!