Tweeted by: this was a prompt i wrote to for the Lazy Yet Discerning Ficster "Drabble Scrambler" game on April 19, 2010

Prompt: PINK

Pairing/POV: AH Emmett POV (with Edward)

Rating: M

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"You'll fuck anything that doesn't run away."

I smiled, curious if the comment was driven by righteous indignation, or jealousy. "And?"

"You're a fucking slut! Have you considered looking for more than just another piece of ass?"

I shrugged, getting a kick out of seeing him get himself all worked up.

"Asians, Latinas, barbies, book nerds, hell, I bet you've fucked an Eskimo."

I had to laugh. I'd yet to bag an Eskimo. I wondered if his cousin from Alaska would count. What it all boiled down to, though, was one simple thing:

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"It's all pink on the inside, Edward."

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A/N i kinda love slutty, crude Emmett... a tiny bit of inspiration for this was Tyler's roommate Aiden in Remember Me. *grin*

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