Tweeted by: this was a prompt i wrote to for the Lazy Yet Discerning Ficster "Drabble Scrambler" game on April 19, 2010
Prompt: PINK
Pairing/POV: AH Emmett POV (with Edward)
Rating: M
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"You'll fuck anything that doesn't run away."
I smiled, curious if the comment was driven by righteous indignation, or jealousy. "And?"
"You're a fucking slut! Have you considered looking for more than just another piece of ass?"
I shrugged, getting a kick out of seeing him get himself all worked up.
"Asians, Latinas, barbies, book nerds, hell, I bet you've fucked an Eskimo."
I had to laugh. I'd yet to bag an Eskimo. I wondered if his cousin from Alaska would count. What it all boiled down to, though, was one simple thing:
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"It's all pink on the inside, Edward."
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A/N i kinda love slutty, crude Emmett... a tiny bit of inspiration for this was Tyler's roommate Aiden in Remember Me. *grin*
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