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Title:A Day in the Life of a Blader

Genre:Humour/Parody

Rating:K+

Summary:Ever wandered what your favourite Beyblade characters did everyday?

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Chapter Nine: Boris

7:00: Wake up and get ready for school

7:15: Do some morning exercise

7:46: Eating some Fruit Loops. Plan what to teach children.

8:00: Start walking to school. Get pooped on by pigeon.

8:15: Clean pigeon poop off hair. Continue walking.

8:30: Arrive at the local primary school and walk to my classroom.

9:30: Class starts. Am teaching the seven year old kids about world domination in SOSE.

10:30: Music class begins. Hire Ming Ming to sing to them.

10:45: Recess. Have lunch with my good friend Mr Dickenson.

11:15: Back in class. Teaching about mutated bitbeasts in Science.

12:45: Lunch again. Now talk to Voltaire about education.

1:15: Back in class again. Get the kids to draw pictures of bitbeasts and beyblades.

2:00: Health class. Bring in a guest speaker to talk about his life.

2:05: The guest speaker is…GRAMPS!! Gramps teaches the kids about car safety.

3:30: School finishes. Am at home baking cookies for the Demolition Boys/Blitzkrieg Boys and BEGA Bladers.

4:00: D-Boys/B-Boys and BEGA Bladers arrive for tea. I say a prayer to God before beginning to eat.

4:30: Playing party games with my lovely friends :) Play pass-the-pass the parcel.

5:00: Have some cake. Sing-along to some opera.

5:30: Say goodbye and give my thanks to the Demolition Boys/Blitzkrieg Boys and BEGA Bladers.

6:30: Am home alone reflecting on my wonderful day.

7:00: Finish off my day with some yoga exercises.

9:00: Am now asleep dreaming of becoming principal.

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