The Cullens Love IMing 9

Screen Names to Know

Bella: MentalMute

Edward: ICanHearYou

Alice: PixieFortuneCookie

Jasper: EmoMouseHouse

Emmett: GraniteTeddy

Random Chinese Person: WingYangFu

MentalMute has signed in

ICanHearYou has signed in

-Edward and Bella are both outside with laptops on their laps on a beautiful sunny day-

MentalMute: Hi Edwardy-turd

ICanHearYou: I thought I told you not to call me that

MentalMute: That doesn't mean I was listening. Silly Edwardy-turd!

ICanHearYou: Oy vey

MentalMute: EDWARD, STOP SPARKLING

ICanHearYou: Bella, I can't and besides, you're sparkling too

MentalMute: NO I'M NOT; NOW YOU STOP THAT

ICanHearYou: Bella, I can't turn it off; you know as well as I do that it's natural for vampires

MentalMute: THAT MEANS I CAN'T BE SPARKLING 'CAUSE YOU DIDN'T CHANGE ME

ICanHearYou: Bella, I did change you and we are a happily married vampire couple

MentalMute: WHAT!? I MISSED MY OWN WEDDING!?

ICanHearYou: No Bella, you did not miss your own wedding; you danced with me and your father and got Jacob mad at you

MentalMute: …

MentalMute: So can you stop sparkling or not?

ICanHearYou: Oy vey

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EmoMouseHouse

EmoMouseHouse: Hello. Bella is hyper and Edward is exasperated

ICanHearYou: You've got it right on both counts

PixieFortuneCookie: Hey Eddie, say this to Bella

ICanHearYou: *Reads thoughts* OH GOD; Alice that is disgusting, I'm not going to say that

MentalMute: *Hits Edwardy-turd with stuffed goose* Tell me ya silly GOOSE! OMG I am now going to be obsessed with the word GOOSE.

ICanHearYou: Must you, Bella?

MentalMute: I like the word gosling too

ICanHearYou: Goose it is

PixieFortuneCookie: Well, me and Jasper have to go. We've got STUFF to do

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MentalMute: What'd she tell you to say Edwardy-turd?

ICanHearYou: I said I'm not going to say it and I shan't say it

MentalMute: Is 'shan't' a word?

ICanHearYou: YES. Honestly Bella, sometimes you can be such a nit

MentalMute: *Gasps* you called me a nit! What's a nit?

ICanHearYou: It's another word for fool

MentalMute: Okay! *Whistles Fairly Odd Parents' theme song*

ICanHearYou: Oy vey

GraniteTeddy has signed in

ICanHearYou: Let's leave these computers Bella and go play with our daughter

MentalMute: Okay. Oh yeah and GOOSE!!!

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GraniteTeddy: *Sniffles* I didn't even get a chance to say hi

WingYangFu has signed in

WingYangFu: Hey little boy; do you have any spicy tuna rolls

GraniteTeddy: o_O

GraniteTeddy: Now I'm leaving

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A/N: When I put in random people of different nationalities I am not trying to offend said random person's country in any way. Oh yeah and before I forget; Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight or the characters in it, but if I did, Jasper would be ash and Alice would be mine!