The Cullens Love IMing 9
Screen Names to Know
Bella: MentalMute
Edward: ICanHearYou
Alice: PixieFortuneCookie
Jasper: EmoMouseHouse
Emmett: GraniteTeddy
Random Chinese Person: WingYangFu
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-Edward and Bella are both outside with laptops on their laps on a beautiful sunny day-
MentalMute: Hi Edwardy-turd
ICanHearYou: I thought I told you not to call me that
MentalMute: That doesn't mean I was listening. Silly Edwardy-turd!
ICanHearYou: Oy vey
MentalMute: EDWARD, STOP SPARKLING
ICanHearYou: Bella, I can't and besides, you're sparkling too
MentalMute: NO I'M NOT; NOW YOU STOP THAT
ICanHearYou: Bella, I can't turn it off; you know as well as I do that it's natural for vampires
MentalMute: THAT MEANS I CAN'T BE SPARKLING 'CAUSE YOU DIDN'T CHANGE ME
ICanHearYou: Bella, I did change you and we are a happily married vampire couple
MentalMute: WHAT!? I MISSED MY OWN WEDDING!?
ICanHearYou: No Bella, you did not miss your own wedding; you danced with me and your father and got Jacob mad at you
MentalMute: …
MentalMute: So can you stop sparkling or not?
ICanHearYou: Oy vey
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EmoMouseHouse
EmoMouseHouse: Hello. Bella is hyper and Edward is exasperated
ICanHearYou: You've got it right on both counts
PixieFortuneCookie: Hey Eddie, say this to Bella
ICanHearYou: *Reads thoughts* OH GOD; Alice that is disgusting, I'm not going to say that
MentalMute: *Hits Edwardy-turd with stuffed goose* Tell me ya silly GOOSE! OMG I am now going to be obsessed with the word GOOSE.
ICanHearYou: Must you, Bella?
MentalMute: I like the word gosling too
ICanHearYou: Goose it is
PixieFortuneCookie: Well, me and Jasper have to go. We've got STUFF to do
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MentalMute: What'd she tell you to say Edwardy-turd?
ICanHearYou: I said I'm not going to say it and I shan't say it
MentalMute: Is 'shan't' a word?
ICanHearYou: YES. Honestly Bella, sometimes you can be such a nit
MentalMute: *Gasps* you called me a nit! What's a nit?
ICanHearYou: It's another word for fool
MentalMute: Okay! *Whistles Fairly Odd Parents' theme song*
ICanHearYou: Oy vey
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ICanHearYou: Let's leave these computers Bella and go play with our daughter
MentalMute: Okay. Oh yeah and GOOSE!!!
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GraniteTeddy: *Sniffles* I didn't even get a chance to say hi
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WingYangFu: Hey little boy; do you have any spicy tuna rolls
GraniteTeddy: o_O
GraniteTeddy: Now I'm leaving
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A/N: When I put in random people of different nationalities I am not trying to offend said random person's country in any way. Oh yeah and before I forget; Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight or the characters in it, but if I did, Jasper would be ash and Alice would be mine!
