Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo: Video Crisis!

Disclaimer: I don't own this series, any series that makes any cameo appearances, or the people who have made Bo-bobo. I do, however, own this fic.

Check from the previous chapters on how I named each character, so I won't have to do it again on the upcoming chapters.

--

"3... 2... 1... GO!"

Bo-bobo and Poppa Rocks were bouncing on a large blue trampoline, literally hurtling themselves into the clouds, trying to grab as many air-bound tokens as possible. The two were competing against each other, as the bright blue sky welcomed them, and they passed through clouds with smiley faces on them. After 10 bounces, they finally landed on the ground, creating a shockwave that knocked minor rocks off their formations.

"I got 19 tokens!" Poppa Rocks cheered.

"25 for me!" Bo-bobo gloated. "I am the Bo-tastic master!" Seeing his comrade slump in defeat, he extended his hand to the candy. "It was a good run. So, chin up... I bet you'll beat me next time."

"Thanks for being a good sport, Bo-bobo." Poppa Rocks looked into his eyes, blushing slightly, as rose petals started swirling around them whimsically. Their faces neared each other's--

"OH GOD, MY RIBCAGE!" Jelly cried outloud, as he was clutching his chest, and cursing angrily at the two who jumped on him like a tramp...oline. He was even struggling to breathe. "WHY DID YOU GUYS JUMP ON ME?"

"You ruined the mood!" Bo-bobo, appearing in a white martial artist's gi, uppercutted Jelly with a nostalgic Shoryuken, sending him into the sky. "Bee-yotch."

"Quit wasting time and let's go!" Beauty harped.

--

In the previous chapters, Bo-bobo and pals camped out in the beautiful vastments of nature. But while the gang were having the time of their lives in controlled wilderness, a spy of the Bald Empire by the name of Balder McBaldington, a.k.a. Larry, stealthed into the camp until he was discovered by Bo-bobo and Hatenkou.

The two fought quickly and quietly, if that was even possible, and sent Larry flying back to his Intarweb Corps base camp. The leader of the Corps, Lady Marmalada Jiggler, sent her most trusted lieutenant, Datastomper Epaulet, a.k.a. Sidney, to rid themselves of Bo-bobo and his entourage for good.

The massive encounter between Sidney and the Bo-gineered Bo-bobo Battle Bot brought about Poppa Rocks's demise...

"I'm going to have you take proper responsibility... for killing me..."

...For all of two minutes, before we found out it was a stunt double that got brutally cut up. But, I digress... With Bo-bobo removing the limiter that kept the knight's power in check, the gang fought a souped-up Epaulet, which resorted Bo-bobo to use his most devastating technique.

"BO-BOBO WORLD!"

In the fancy-free whimsical world of Bo-bobo World, Bo-bobo, Sidney, and the gang were having fun and trouncing the crap out of the Bald Empire's knight, ultimately resulting in the knight's utter defeat. He would have been scrap metal, had the orange-colored Marmalada herself appeared, gathered his remains, and had a brief battle with her long-lost brother, the blue Jelly. Now, with a new resolve, Jelly, and our heroes, continue on in their quest!

--

The surrounding area was now dotted in lovely reds and pinks, reflecting the sunset that was coming down upon our heroes. Owls beginning to pop out of hiding, and weasels blind-siding tiny, defenseless mice are just the simple elements of this realm's nature. Also, a tidal wave took down the city that was previously on fire in chapter 7, but we're not focusing on that aspect, now are we?

"Thanks for letting us tag along, Bo-bobo." Milder said gratefully, as he and his brother followed the gang very closely.

"Hey, don't worry about it, fellows." The Bo-nafied hero said, smiling at the two new newcomers to the group. "Even if you'll leave in about 3 chapters or so, following a friendly battle that'll require you two to leave and take care of something personal after we're done."

Mitch shrugged his shoulders. "Sounds about right."

"So, where are we gonna go now?" Hatenkou wondered. "I thought we were gonna beat up those Bald Empire goons, but we're walking completely away from where that orange gal walked to."

"We'll take the scenic route there!" Bo-bobo squealed. "I've always WANTED to take the scenic route!" He put on a little sundress, and started skipping into the density of the trees. "We'll meet lions, and tigers, and bears--oh my! OH MY GOD!"

A sudden feral roar erupted from the trees, making the weaker-spirited Beauty, Dengakuman, and Poppa Rocks jump onto Hatenkou's arms, making him fall to the ground. The others were stunned, hearing the roars of a mighty woodland creature, and Bo-bobo, screaming like a girl.

"Yeah, that's Bo-bobo alright." Beauty sighed.

"I got my money on the beast!" Poppa chimed, holding 50 bucks in his hand, and handing it to Jelly.

"Okay, bets are still open!" Jelly announced, as he was walking around the group, taking small wagers into his bin. "We got 400 on Bo-bobo, and 2900 on the beast." He looked down to a tiny badger. "Would you like to place a wager, young man?"

"Um, actually," the badger shyly stated. "I'd rather want to gnaw at your liver."

The blue man chortled, staring down the creature. "Nice try! But I don't HAVE a liver!" The badger suddenly turned feral, and charged right through Jelly's side, an organ held in its mouth. He looked at the hole in his side, and he started freaking out. "UNTIL TODAY! AUGH!"

"Stop wasting our time and let's save Bo-bobo!" Beauty freaked out.

Suddenly, the beast emerged from the woods, as a bear came out with bandages, a splint on its foreleg, and its stubby tail in a bandage, before it limped away. Poppa, Hatenkou, Milder, Mitch, Dengakuman, and Gasser all glared at the Jelly before they slumped in sadness.

"BWAHAHAHA! You guys have little faith in Bo-bobo, which is why I betted on him, and I WIN!"

From out of nowhere, Bo-bobo appeared behind the tiny Jiggler, looking down at him angrily... in a fluffy brown bear suit. Ignoring a gawking Beauty and Mitch, who both did NOT want to see this sight, he mimicked a perfect ursine roar. "People who take bets can't make BETS THEMSELVES!" His bear gloves glowed a bright green. "Fist of the Nose Hair!"

"Wait! Spare me!"

"Aspect of the Bear: BO-BOBO BEAR CLAW!" He rend Jelly into three chunks, while the remainder of the attack seemed to release an energy shockwave that knocked everyone else off their feet, and made Dengakuman explode.

"WHAT THE?" Gasser zonked at the fallen white thing. His eyes bugged out even further when Dengakuman materialized out of nowhere.

"Bo-bobo, I'm gonna kill you!" The tiny member of the team threatened, as he charged at Bo-bobo in the bear suit.

"Bear Rly?" Bo-bobo said stupidly, a beak suddenly worn over his mouth. Surprisingly enough, all aggression was released from him saying that, and the others continued on with their walk through the woods.

Beauty's head slumped as she walked. "I REALLY hate travelling with you guys..."

--

Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo: Video Crisis

The Forest can be filled with anything, so keep your eyes op--WAAAUUUGGH!

--

It was now nighttime once more, as the large gang stopped in front of a beautiful crystal-sparkling lake. Crystal Trout jumped out of the water in glee, the wondrous moonlight sparkling off of the fish that was JUST eaten by Hatenkou, with a large stork beak over his mouth.

"Hey! It was getting to the best part, you bastard!" Poppa pointed his finger in anger.

"Caw." Hatenkou defiantly stated, before he got tasered by his godfather. "CAWWWWWWWWWWOWWWWW!"

"Change it back to that channel!"

"That fish was not a TV!" Beauty harped, before Hatenkou complied by hacking up the sparkling corpse of the crystal trout. "EWWW!"

"Thank you! Now we're getting somewhere." The candy said in glee, before he got mad, and tossed the corpse into the woods. "Eh, it got boring."

"Okay, we got two jobs to do, if we want this to be our campsite!" Bo-bobo commanded, as everyone lined up immediately. The afroed hero was now in a camp councillor's garb, pulling out a sheet of paper. "Now, we will split the list down between getting some food for dinner, and for setting up the campsite!" He ripped the list in two, prompting gawks from everyone. Realizing his blunder, he sighed in defeat. "Oopsies."

"This time, WE'LL handle the choices!" Poppa and Jelly proceeded to wail on Bo-bobo, who just became a defenseless squirrel.

"Varied Support Fist: GIGA HARISEN!" Beauty slapped Jelly, Poppa, and Bo-bobo hard in the back of the heads with a massive metal fan.

"Thanks for the reality check, Beauty!" The afroed man thanked her, as he handed out a blank check. Ignoring her 'wtf' expression, Bo-bobo decided to see who would do what. "Okay... I, Jelly, Gasser, Hatenkou, and Mitch will go and get some food and fish! Everyone else will stay here and set up camp!"

"Yes sir!" Everyone had saluted. And by everyone, I also mean a couple of treants who were ready to ambush Jelly. They all turned around, and simply shooed the living trees away.

--

Poppa Rocks, Beauty, Dengakuman, and Milder were busy setting up tents, preparing the campfire, and even setting up a clothesline.

Beauty performed a double-take seeing the clothesline. The Muscle Crush only answered her emote with "In case we want to wash our clothes, at least we'll have some place to hang them up to dry."

"Hmm, makes sense." Beauty then looked up at the night sky, seeing the stars faintly shine. "I wish I can see the stars shine a little brighter."

"SKY INPUT ACKNOWLEDGED!" The booming mechanical voice returned. "BRIGHTER TWINKLING STAR EFFECT: ACTIVATED."

Beauty tried her best to ignore the voice, and her ignorance was rewarded when the stars shined brightly, seeming to twinkle in her blue eyes.

"Oh yeah, I forgot about that..." Poppa said to himself. He was about to say something, but was silenced by a glaring Beauty. "Okay, fine... How'd ya know I was gonna say something?"

"A hunch."

"Is that all?"

"Hey guys, look what I found!" Dengakuman chirped, holding up a dead python by the head. This caused reasonable amounts of panic amongst the other three.

"You make sure it's dead, alright?" Milder breathlessly stated.

"Yep, I gave it the finishing blow!"

The others just stared at the tiny white thing, holding up the massive felled beast. They resumed setting up camp, as the magnificently large Muscle master looked down at Beauty. "Hey, there's no hard feelings about making you fight, right miss Beauty?"

"Hmm? Oh, no, no problems at all." Beauty commented, holding firewood in her hands.

"Why would she have problems?" Poppa spoke proudly, slapping Beauty's back, making her drop the firewood. "She's been a great support to us, and Beauty and I, we make a pretty good duo!"

"Oh really?" Beauty looked at him.

Poppa suddenly pulled out a top hat and monocle, as he put on a beak over his lips. "Quite rly."

"Maybe in the morning, I'd like to see how you've improved, miss Beauty." Milder challenged, as he started ripping a treant from the ground, and ripped it into two. Seeing the pink-haired girl gawk at his current action, he shrugged. "I saw him heading towards you, so I had to do something about it."

--

In a fishing boat, underneath the quiet solace of the night sky, Bo-bobo, Jelly, Hatenkou, Gasser, and Mitch whipped out fishing poles and big hats with fishing hooks strewn across them.

"THE HOOKS ARE GOING THROUGH MY HAT!" Jelly wailed in pain.

"Hey!" Hatenkou got angry. "You're scaring the fish!" He proceeded to kick the blue Jiggler into the lake, a large splash covering the group.

"Smart..." The silver-haired boy commented.

A giant eel emerges into the air right where Jelly fell into. The four of them thought that Jelly was a tasty morsel for the beast, but much to their surprise, they see an A-OK Jelly riding it. He traded in his fishing hat for a cowboy hat, suddenly branding the sea beast with a Nu-kanji mark.

"Hi-ho Eel-ver! Away!" Jelly rip-roared as he went under again.

"JELLY!" Gasser called out into the water. "Come back, Jelly!"

The femme-ish Soul Devourer just scoffed to the side. "Don't worry about that buffoon. He'll be back when he's good and ready." Mitch felt something prod his shoulders, and when he turned around, Bo-bobo cut off most of his luxurious top-covering blond hair. "WAAAH! What did you do that for?"

"If you want to be more manly, you gotta keep your hair short, and the hair must rise up!" Bo-bobo barked as he pulled out a massive board, showing two head shots, one with long hair going down, and one with long hair being bunched into an afro. "HAIR ON THE TOP IS MANLY!" He then became a dog, and started to rip up the board into many pieces.

"STOP! PLEASE!" The diagrams pleaded, but, alas, they were Bo-bobo's latest zany victims.

The eel suddenly flew up onto land, dying on the edge of the grass.

"EEL-VER! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" The blue Jiggler cried, pulling out his signature Nu-kanji hankerchief, failing to control his river of tears.

Gasser patted the crying blue's shoulder. "There, there, Jelly. At the least, we have dinner." That seemed to make him bawl even louder.

"Gasser, you're horrible at dealing with the emotions of others." Bo-bobo plainly stated, making the silver-haired boy slump down as well. He pulled out a giant lollipop, and clobbered a giant fishman out of nowhere. "AND THE PLOT GETS FISHY!"

"WHA?"

--

"ITTADAKIMASU!"

Everyone cheered, as they heartily ate some prepared plants, fish, and large chunks of eel mount that Jelly refused to even touch. To this moment, he still sobs as his friends and companions are eating his beloved eel.

"You... you guys are jerks..." He bellowed, gobbling down some fish.

"Hey, we were hungry." Everyone else seemed to say. All but Jelly were wide-eyed. "Hey, we did it again. And again."

"SHUT UP, I CAN'T CRY AND EAT IF YOU GUYS KEEP BICKERING!" Jelly bursted, as he devoured another fish whole. He stood up. "To heck with you guys, I'm going to bed." He walks over to where a fully-dolled up bed was, and he just slides into it.

"Where did that come from?" Beauty wondered, as she saw more treants edge ever so closer to them. "Minna, have you noticed how these things are starting to get closer?"

Serious, Bo-bobo stood up, and now faced the large group of mobile trees. "Okay, let's see if we can keep this from getting too out of hand... Thankfully, I'm very linguistic in Treant-talia."

"BO-BOBO CAN SPEAK TO TREES?" Beauty was in her usual dumb-founded state.

"Yeah, he actually did that in summer camp, if I can recall..." Poppa Rocks quipped, as a large flashback cloud overtook the scene, showing the both of them as teens in T-shirts and shorts by a campfire.

"You know, I bet you $300 that I can talk to the trees!" Bo-bobo said.

"No one can talk to trees!" Poppa gloated, as he suddenly pulled out his schoolbag filled to the brim with money. "You're on!"

The young master of the Nose Hair soon stood still, and started jigging in place, as suddenly, a tree sprout popped out of his afro, and as it started shaking in the beat of the human's jig, the surrounding trees around them started jigging as well, knocking Poppa's jaw to the ground.

"Unfortunately, that was the easiest $300 I ever lost..." The candy groaned, as his eyes looked to the Bonafide Bo-bobo. "But, can he still pull it off after all these years?"

"This I gotta see!" Gasser, Jelly, Hatenkou, and the two brothers seemed to sit down, all with theatre-style concessions in their hands.

Dengakuman looked hungrily at the others' snacks. "Hey, where's mine?"

"Screw off, asshole!" Hatenkou grabbed the little sucker, tossed him into the air, and, while suddenly dressing up like a lady volleyball player, spiked him hard into the ground, knocking him unconscious.

"Guys, please!" Bo-bobo commanded in an agitated tone. Everyone kept their mouth shut, even the two chipmunks who were just watching on top of a knocked out Dengakuman. He breathed deeply, and faced the treants. He shifted his hips slowly, and then struck a pose. 'Lovely night, isn't it?' the translation read. Beauty lapsed.

'It certainly is!' The lead tree shook its roots and branches.

'Thank you for not devouring us behind our backs.' Bo-bobo thrust his hips to the right, following with an affirming nod.

'Thank you for the kind howdy.' The tree moved a circle with its closed branches.

'Whatcha up to this evening?' Bo-bobo stomped his toes, like a flamenco.

'We're going clubbin tonight! Gonna see if we can score with some hot saplings!' The tree gestured its trunk forward, like a thrust, following with shaking its crown of branches and foliage.

'That is certainly perverse.' Bo-bobo popped an eyebrow, but kept his calmness as he backflipped. He pointed. 'Leave the young lady saplings alone, okay?' Beauty gawked.

'I am a woman, kind fellow.' The now-discovered lady tree made a quick heart with its branch hands. 'Although, I was wondering... are you available, you stud?' Its tree eyes flashed themselves innocently at him.

Everyone's eyes seemed to pop out in due time. "THAT'S WRONG, YOU PERVERT!" Bo-bobo bellowed as he launched a flying roundhouse kick at the lead tree, cleaving her in two clean chunks of wood.

"ALRIGHT!" Jelly sprung up from nowhere. "We finally get to wail on Mother Nature's sick, SICK children!"

The nine of them were now standing against a literally correct forest of new enemies. Their roots were starting to come above ground, and were charging fiercely at them. They all braced their battle stances, and lept at the monstrous trees.

--

"This is gonna take us a bit!" Hatenkou called out, as he grabbed his essential key, and aimed towards a couple autumn-colored beasts. "Fist of the Heart Lock! HEART..." He thrust his key into both of them, and paralyzed them as they lost all color. "...LOCK!" He brushed his hands, as his eyes suddenly caught his godfather charging right at him. "GOD-DADDY! USE ME!"

"Okay!" Poppa jumped on top of his godson's head, and used him as a faulty diving board, a diving cap covering his head. "Fist of the Poppa Arts!" He dove into the ground, and was eating dirt. When it appeared he wasn't moving, four trees and Hatenkou looked closer, only to see a mad gleam come over his eyes. "POPPA SURPRISE PINCUSHION!" His spikes grew out to not only impale the tree beasts, but also Hatenkou as well.

"OW! GOD-DADDY, THAT'S SO MEAN!"

"Take your beating like a man!"

"AUGH!" Beauty got smacked around by a few of the trees, as they were using her as a makeshift volleyball, as they even had a net set up. "THEY'RE GONNA SPIKE ME!"

"Not so fast!" Gasser cried out, as he channeled some vapor into his hands. "Onara Fist! METHANE BEAM!" His attack cleaved through the volleyballin' treants, as he caught Beauty in his arms. "You alright?"

"I am, thank you." She blushed, but then eyed at a half-alive beast still lunging its wooden branch at her savior. She got off him, and felt her battle aura channel through her being. "Varied Support Fist! METHANE HEART!" A small gas-comprised heart incinerated the decaying tree.

"OH NO! GREENHOUSE GASES, OUR ARCH-NEMESII!" The tree's final words were that.

"I guess I owe you now, Beauty." Gasser rubbed the back of his head, and caught her cute smile. They were both grabbed by another tree that was suddenly placed with a target marker.

The elder of the two brothers smiled as his wavy blond hair was starting to glow. "Fist of the Hungry Soul! COMBUSTING SPONTANEITY!" Seeing the disturbed tree spontaneously combust and become reduced to ashes, Mitch walked up to the other two. "Don't get all smiley until the battle's done."

A giant pine tree was hurled at the three, and were beaten down, as Dengakuman roared and rapid-punched the tree like nothing else. The little guy was now getting his shine as he ripped and shredded that poor defenseless tree into nothing but toothpicks, a couple of baseball bats, a pine table, and even turning the needles into a pine-scented hat.

"Wait... you mean I wasn't actually beating up a treant?" Dengakuman asked, with his pine needle hat tilting to the side. And I will respond with, 'no you did not', because pine trees cannot be treants. "Wow... our narrator's a tree racist..."

Ignoring the little guy, we turn to the Muscle Master Milder, who promptly grabbed Dengakuman and started swinging him around like a blunt weapon. Cleaving trees in twos and fours using only the stubby weight of our now splintered up little white friend, he started powering himself up. "Fist of the Muscle Initiate!" He unleashed the aura around himself, clearing out ten meters worth of trees, treants, and allies. "MUSCLE SWARMER!"

"MILDER, I CALL FRIENDLY FIRE!" Mitch cried out.

"Sorry!" The younger called out to the older, before feeling a Jel-tastic bounce against his person and into the air. "Watch it, Jell-o boy!"

"Bite me!"The purple aura of Jelly Jiggler shined all over him, as his arms received the most of the aura. "Super Shaky Shake Fist!" His hands turned into sharp scissors. "JEL WHACKERS!" He flew up to this one treant, and he violently clipped the crown of its leaves off, leaving it with only one leaf. "So, darlin, tell me, how's it look?" He inquired as he took on a southern accent in his hairdresser outfit.

"I'M BLEEDING!" The tree screamed. "I'M OOZING SAP!" It collapsed to the ground, fossilizing everything that the sap touched, including... Dengakuman.

A sudden camera pan changes to a museum, where Bo-bobo, dressed in a female's tour guide outfit, showed random people, birds, and gator ko-gals a fossilized Dengakuman.

"And this fantastic specimen was so well-preserved in this sample of amber, that you can plainly see its facial features PERFECTLY the day it was coated and preserved in this sampling of sap." Bo-bobo calmly described, with rabbles of interest following up.

Dengakuman broke free of the fossil, squealing in delight. "I CAN BREATHE!" Before receiving a straight right hook to the stomach from tour guide Bo-bobo.

"Get back in there!"

"OW!" Jelly screamed, seeing Milder's teeth sunk into the Jiggler's shoulder. "I didn't literally MEAN 'Bite me'!"

"Bo-bobo! Finish them off!" Beauty screamed.

Pan the camera back to the fight, with Bo-bobo soloing the final wave of twelve trees. His golden aura was now overwhelming the entire area. "FOUL TREES, YOU WILL SOON FACE THE WRATH OF BO-BRAND JUSTICE!"

"Cheese it up, why don'tcha?" Poppa Rocks barked angrily at him.

His roar broke the sound barrier, knocking his friends back a bit. A giant chainsaw appeared in his hands, as he lunged himself at the massive beasts. His body was being coated in an almost divine white aura. From the back of his aura, large etheral wings spread themselves out, making everyone gawk in amazement. He tossed the chainsaw in his hands aside, knocking down a city 300 kilometers away.

"What was that for, Bo-bobo?" Beauty raged.

A giant spear popped out of his back, as we now zoom into inside Bo-bobo's head to reveal the cockpit, where a young pilot was running Bo-bobo. "The weapon has been brought to you, soldier! Do not let us down!" The commander radioed in to the pilot.

"I will not let the power go to waste! Activating the Longi--"

"Wait! You can't say that exact name, otherwise we'll be sued!" The commander panicked.

"Right. Activating the Bo-bobonginus Spear!"

Bo-bobo's power systems and readings were going through the roof! His synchro levels were reading perfect! Angels were wetting themselves in mortal fear, and the treants were starting to run and shuffle away in terror, their desire to fight was now outweighed immensely by their sheer desire to get the hell away from there!

"Fist of the Nose Hair! BO-01 BO-BOBONGINUS SPEAR!"

One swipe of the celestial weapon, and the entire forest was eradicated. All that was left were tree ashes, desolation, and an unharmed Jelly Jiggler that was sleeping in his bed. He yawned, and when he took a good look, his eyes bugged out to the point where he could slap people with it.

"THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I SLEEP?" Jelly panicked.

"You were fighting beside us not even five minutes ago!" The humans of the group yelled.

"Well guys," Bo-bobo calmly stated. "Looks like we can't camp here now." He sighed, and then started walking ahead. "C'mon, let's go..."

"BO-BOBO!" Everyone yelled, as they started chasing him into the upping sunrise.

--

Will Bo-bobo and friends encounter more fiends?

Will everyone get wrinkles and lose their hair at the end of this journey?

Softon... will he ever be found?

And will the forces of evil send something better than a forest to fight off Bo's gang?

"You weren't supposed to give that away!" Marmalada yelled. "Oh well, tune in next time."