School Life Chapter 9
Lisanna's Night
"Since I was talking to Take Over Mage over there first, I'll start with her story," Gejeel stated, his eyes still closed
"After Shrimp went to go get some punch, you wondered off cuz you thought someone had called your name. It took you ten minutes of wondering around to realize it was just your imagination, so ya went to go get some punch yourself.
You drunk four cups straight."
Lisanna groaned at this.
"After this I lost track of ya for a while but when I spotted you again you were grinding on Natsu. Pretty ironic huh, you in an angel costume dancing like a bad girl.
Anyway you were dancing with Natsu until Lucy showed up. She started yelling at you, saying you were a horrible friend. You mumbled something weird that made blonde even angrier. She called you a hoe and threw a cup of punch at you."
"She seriously did that!? Why? And I guess that explains why I was in my Tigress Take Over outfit and not my angel costume," Lisanna said, sadness and a bit of anger in her voice.
"Yeah well, it didn't seem to faze you at the party. You just kept dancing. After that I got distracted watching Shrimp. I followed her and some others into the basement where a game of spin the bottle was going on. You were there, in that Tigress-Take-Over-bikini-whatever, with Natsu. He wasn't in that stupid outfit of his, but he had his arm around your shoulders. Shrimp sat down next to you and then you guys started the game."
"Did you play too?" Levy asked.
"Na, plopped down on a nearby couch and drank a beer," the teen replied casually. "I lost interest in the game for a while cuz I didn't know anyone playing until it came to you. Well actually it went to Shrimp first, but I'll tell that story later," the Dragon Slayer said, opening an eye to glance at Levy. "So you and flame brain had to go into the closet for seven minutes.
Never in my life have I regretted having heightened senses until that moment. I heard shit I never wanted to. Surprised me that flame brain wasn't that dense to do some of the stuff I heard."
Lisanna dropped her head into her hands in shame.
"Well, you guys came out seven minutes later, faces red and shit. Then it became a game of Truth or Dare, after everybody had more punch."
"Does the supply of punch ever run out?" Levy asked, "I'm getting worried about people getting alcohol poisoning."
"It's high school and Cana made the punch, so no, it doesn't run out Shrimp."
"Stop calling me Shrimp, my name is Levy."
"If I feel like. Anyway, Alzack and Bisca were there, dressed as cowboys, so not much different than any other time. It landed on Bisca and she chose truth. The question was is she prego. Apparently she is. I was wondering why she didn't drink any punch."
"Bisca's pregnant?!" Levy and Lisanna yelled unanimously, causing Lily to stir a bit.
"That's what I said. So it landed on Natsu," Gajeel continued on like the news wasn't important, "and he chose dare. I don't know who the dude was that chose the dare, but he dared Natsu to steel Loke's sunglasses."
"Loke?" Levy asked.
"The Stellar Spirit that was wearing a tux, and hangs close to Lucy."
"He is a spitit?"
"Yeah, hers. So Natsu went off, drunk. Didn't see him for a few hours, but Gray said that fight was hilarious and flame brain burnt some of Lucy's dress. Lucy was pissed and summoned all her other spirits against Natsu. Wish I could've seen him get his ass beat.
After Natsu didn't come back for a while, you went to go find him, and that was the last I saw of you until this morning."
"Thanks," Lisanna said sadly.
"It'll be okay Lis., I'm sure Lucy won't remember or Natsu. Everything will be fine by Monday," Levy said, trying to cheer her friend up.
"Blondie wasn't drunk, so I'm pretty sure she'll remember it actually," Gajeel said.
Levy smacked his chest, giving him a glare.
"What?" Gajeel said, opening his eyes.
"You aren't helping," Levy said, glancing over to where Lisanna sat, her head still in her hands.
"I'm telling you guys what happened, how is that not helping?"
"Men are so hopeless, sometimes," Levy said, still glaring at Gajeel, who was still oblivious.
"Anyway, your turn now Shrimp," Gejeel said as he rolled over onto his side, resting on his elbow.
"S-sure," Levy said, noting his piercing red eyes.
