Kyouko was having a relatively normal day. She went to the arcade, robbed an ATM, picked a fight with Sayaka, kicked her ass, and she chased pigeons. Everyday stuff for the wild magical girl.

It was later when she headed to Homura's apartment for a meeting when something out of the ordinary happened.

Homura answered the door looking less prim than usual. She was a little hunched over and had a sickened look on her face. "Glad you could make it. And on time for once." She had a carton of ice cream in her hand and a spoon in the other. "You can help me with my problem."

"Goody, another problem. You know how much I just love dealing with your problems," Kyouko said sarcastically as she followed the other girl inside. Her eyes widened when she spotted the center table in the wide room. There were popsicles, a gallon of milk, fruits, vegetables, butter, meat, condiments… Just all sorts of random items seemingly taken from the fridge and scattered about. "What's up?"

"My refrigerator broke," Homura said, taking a seat at one of the chairs. She started digging into the ice cream carton. "I'm going to need you to help me eat all this food before it goes bad."

"Have I mentioned I just love dealing with your problems?" Kyouko changed her tune rather immediately, rolling up the sleeves of her jacket in preparation. The box of popsicles was already dripping, so she had to work fast!

"Good," Homura swallowed the last of the ice cream valiantly, eyes determined. She set the empty carton aside and reached over to grab the gallon of milk. She unscrewed the top and glared down the opening. "I just hate wasting food," she murmured to herself right before she tilted her head back and started chugging down the milk like a beast.

The three popsicles Kyouko had stuffed in her mouth nearly fell out as her jaw went slack. Homura stole her attention the moment she said that statement, and now Kyouko couldn't stop watching as milk dribbled unflatteringly down Homura's neck. Amazingly enough, Homura managed to finish most of it before giving up, coughing and sputtering.

Kyouko swallowed thickly. "Wow, color me impressed."

"It's not too impressive. I just applied my infinite storage magic to my stomach," Homura flipped her hair, but suddenly burped really loudly. They stared at each other for a long moment before Homura decided she was going to pretend that never happened.

Kyouko had never been more turned on in her life.

THE END


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...I love this pairing!