HI PEEPS!!! Sorry to anybody that read the last chapter, that was an accident. I'm sugar high at the moment, cause my neighborhood trick-or-treats on Sunday and I just ate about seven snickers. Here goes…

Dear Diary,

Ravenpaw and bluestar haven't said anything yet, but I'm sure there just waiting for the right moment. Grrr . . . So, I have nothing to do clan life has been pretty boring lately, so I mostly hand out with the Rouges. All I've really been doing is hanging with the Rouges, watching the boob tube. My Grammy calls it that for some weird reason, It means TV. Monica is still cheating on Blake, for Ashlee, and Blake found out so he's cheating on her for Nicole, who is going out with Craig, Ashlee's ex. It's all pretty intense. I can totally relate to Monica, because what's wrong with being different from the rest of the crowd relationship wise.

Okay, time to watch Ugly Betty at the two leg place. I've talked to Bluestar to get cable in the warriors den, but she said no because she didn't know what it was. Ah well, See ya.

Dear Diary,

Life is good life is very good cause of catnip, I think it's the greatest thing that ever happened to me. You know how yesterday I said the clan was boring, well I got some catnip from the rouges to spice things up. I know what your thinking diary, don't do drugs, but I mean come on. It's not like its going to impair my judgement, plot against Bluestar, get exiled from the clan and make my entire life go down the drain is it? So I got some and it was like the entire world was just brigeter and more enjoyable.

I saw ravenpaw in the forest and was like "Hey buddy, sup?"

and Ravenpaw looked at me funny and said "Nothing just hunting."

And I was like " I love you man, I really do.You're the greatest, but your not hot like firepaw."

And he said "Tigerclaw, are you high"

And I was like, "Naw baby, I just love you, but really firepaw is smoking, ha fire, smoke ha ha.

And then I think I passed out. Okay, it doesn't sound that great, but it was really.

Sincerely,

Tigerclaw.