Impress Her with Your Suave Ways (You Sexy Thang)
"Are you wet for me, kitten?" he purred.
She stared at him in shock, and then pulled away from his lap.
"I'm sorry, Malfoy. I thought I could do this, but I can't. Not with a boy that compares me to small cats in the midst of foreplay. Work on your sex talk, and then come see me. Maybe we can try it again then."
And then she walked away. Kitten? Seriously? She muttered, "Bah. Perverts these days."
A/N: Malfoy is not a word in the English language. I think I shall create my own, where there is only three words: Slytherin, Malfoy, Hot. There will also be a large supplement of interpretive dance. Any takers?
