Situational Hazard

Disdlaimer: It ain't mine. Naruto, I mean, duh.


Hello, I'm back, and I have an coughuncensoredcough chapter for you guys. Now, don't freak out, and yes, I'm a hentai. I hope yo guys share my sentiments, lol. Anyway, enjoy, and the next chapters will follow soon. Ja'ne!


CHAPTER NINE


Naruto had been training for nearly two hours when he caught a glimpse of Kakashi going into the house with his nose in a book.

'So that's where he went' The perv.

"Hey, Kakashi-sensei, you didn't bring back any food?"

Kakashi looked up from his new book and rubbed the back of his neck guiltily. "Oh…no I forgot about that."

Naruto shook his head. He couldn't even be mad at him. Kakashi went back to his book, which read something on the cover about 'Love, Sex, and Betrayal'.

Hmmm…..

"Kakashi-sensei, is that like the ones Pervy-Sage writes?"

Kakashi looked up again, this time he closed the book and put it in his back pocket. "You want to know if this book is like the others I read?"

"Yeah, I mean, I've never seen you read anything but that Icha Icha stuff."

"No, I read other things, Jiraya's book are just better, but that doesn't mean there aren't any other good books." He replied, heading off to the direction of his room.

Naruto looked after him, his eyes again going to admire his ass. Naruto smiled. Kakashi would never know.

Suddenly he turned around and Naruto's eyes zoomed down to not get caught.

"You can order ramen, I'll be in my room. I'll have 2 bowls. Please don't overdo it, I'm not rich or nearly as easy to swindle as Iruka. Your limit is 4. Nothing more. If you order more than 6 bowls altogether, I'm going to make you read this book. This is hardcore, what you read before was soft, if you want to avoid such a punishment, you won't disobey me this time."

Naruto rolled his eyes and looked around. He didn't see a telephone anywhere. Didn't Kakashi have a phone?

"It's in my room, follow me."

Oh! He was going to Kakashi's bedroom! He had never seen the inside before and eagerly followed. Kakashi stepped inside and led him to a dresser next to his bed.

"I guess I forgot that you can't overdo it when I'm going to be near you when you order."

Naruto hesitated. If he called, Teuchi would immediately know it was him. "Ah, Kakashi-sensei, can't you call? Don't think it would be better that nobody knew I was here?"

Kakashi sighed. It seemed like every time he wanted to get into his book, Naruto would always find some way to stall him. But, he did make a point. It would be best if he called.

"So I'll be in my room while you do that. I'd like beef, pork, chicken, and the ramen house special please!" Naruto grinned brightly at him and left the room. Kakashi toed his shoes of and picked up the phone. Naruto was too cute to be angry at, he mused. Everything that boy did was cute, right down to when he threw sharp objects at him in frustration. Kakashi groaned. It really was a shame Naruto was so weirded out by him, or else Kakashi would have taken their 'games' up a notch. Naruto was mature, even though he wasn't quite legal, the age limit really only applied to boys under 15 and females under 18 years of age. Naruto was 15, which was perfect. If Naruto was even remotely interested. Oh well, he would always have his games to play and watch Naruto squirm whenever he said something inappropriate. Naruto was becoming quite good matching his insults, one day Naruto would have him at a loss of words, but that wasn't going to be happening anytime soon. He was still the 'King of Inappropriateness'

He ordered their meal and relaxed into his bed to get settled into his book. This book, was slightly more perverse than Icha Icha, but it lacked a real storyline. It was more smut than Jiraiya's books, but it was still good. He took off his vest, slipped off his shirt and got comfortable, lying on his back and crossing one leg over the other. He would relax for the rest of the day and get some rest early for the next day's mission, which he had yet to be briefed on. All he knew was that it was another B-Rank mission, except Team Seven would be traveling to the Lightning country as a favor to the king there. Godaime wasn't clear, but she explained that they would be away for a few days and that the mission was to be proceeded with extreme caution.

Well, he was going to get some reading in while he could, because he might not have been able to read on the mission. Though Naruto was just a Genin, he had not made it to Chunnin status solely because of his absence during the last five Chuunin Exams but he had been able to take missions higher than C-Rank with the Hokage's permission. Naruto would be well prepared because he was far stronger than Sakura and a rival in strength and speed for Sasuke, maybe even surpassing him. Speaking of Sakura, Kakashi wondered how she would act the next time they met. She would probably be moodier to Naruto than usual, and hesitant and nervous around Sasuke for fear that he would snap on her again. But Naruto and Sasuke shared a rare moment at her expense, maybe things would be worse when they saw her.

Should he be sorry for her?

Nah.

She'd get over it.

There was a knock at his door, likely Naruto coming to tell him that the food had arrived. He opened the door and walked past Naruto, who stepped into the room to not be seen by Teuchi.

"Hatake-san, I didn't know you like ramen so much. Six bowls is a lot, you have other guests?" Teuchi asked politely. Nosy old fart!

"Something like that." Kakashi said, taking the food and closing the door in the old man's face as soon as he stepped out. What was it about old people and their need to know everything about everyone else's business?

"Kakashi-sensei?"

Taking out the noodles and setting them on the table, Kakashi went about getting counting his change making sure he had all of it. Old people were crafty. "Yes?"

Naruto nervously swallowed the lump in his throat, shifting from one foot another. Looking at away he said in a low voice, "If I asked…" He paused. "I was just curious to know that if I had asked you that day if could read the book first….would you have punished me for it?"

Kakashi's eyebrows raised at the unexpected question. He hadn't really thought about it. Naruto always hated his books, so he wasn't sure what he would have done if, hypothetically, Naruto asked to read one of them. "Well, I suppose you're old enough to make your own decisions. But if you had asked me, I would have let you read it when I was finished with it. At the time you read it, no, but if it was now, then I'd have let you read it. Why? You want to read it now that I'm done?"

"Well, I'm not sure. I just wanted to know what you would have done. But I see you with those books, and you seem to like them a lot and I mean….maybe it's not really something to be ashamed of. It's just a book and I guess it isn't as bad as I thought. Don't get me wrong, reading it out loud was torture, but I did like reading it to myself…."

Kakashi smiled. He was beginning to rub off on the boy already. "Go ahead, they're in my room on the nightstand. Don't touch anything else, or you'll be reading this book out loud next."

Naruto paled a little and nodded vigorously. That was the last thing he wanted. Certainly not when Kakashi was walking around shirtless as if it were nothing. Maybe not to him, but poor Naruto thought he was going to have a heart attack. If he paid anymore attention to that body he wasn't going to get a wink of sleep tonight and they had a very important mission tomorrow. Why did Kakashi have to look so damn good? It was like being in a ramen shop, starving, and not being able to eat a single noodle. That's how bad it was.

He took a seat at the table, carefully sliding into his chair while watching his masked housemate out of the corner of his eye. Kakashi was snapping his chopstick apart, ready to eat his ramen and Naruto waited to see what he would do. He wasn't going to let his sensei distract him this time.

Kakashi was aware of the patient azure eyes fixed on him when they didn't think he could see. Whether Naruto was waiting to see what he would do or not, he wasn't sure, but he continued to make it look as if he were prepared to pull down his mask and eat. He would have to find a way to distract the curious fox ninja, and he would have to be quick about it because he was hungry and all he wanted to do was eat.

'Hmmm, what would distract him….'

His stomach growled noisly, as if to tell him to hurry the hell up and think of something already, but he hadn't come up with anything yet. Why did the life of a masked man have to be so hard?

"If you watch me eat, I'll make you read this new book I have, and if you don't do that I'll tell everyone you know that we're living together."

Naruto promptly got up and left.

Kakashi smiled happily. Now he could eat.

"I hate you!" He heard from down the hall. He smiled and began to eat, pulling his book out to take his time. He would make sure to piss Naruto off especially bad today because there would be no games for the next few days, which he couldn't say he was looking forward to.

Reading leisurely, he kept his senses focused on Naruto incase the brat tried anything foolish. He almost wished he would try something, because the book he was reading was very kinky and naughty. Making Naruto read from it would make his month.

Naruto muttered in his room to himself about 'stupid blackmailing Jounin' and other colorful choice words about Kakashi. And he was starving while that porn-reading asshole ate his ramen hot and steamy, just the way Naruto liked it. By the time he got back, his noodles would be cold and there wouldn't be a damn thing he could do about it. Was reading that stupid book worth all of that? Cold noodles were a serious mood killer. If for just one day he would indulge in his sensei's sick punishment but never again. He would find a way to get that bastard back and when he did, he would make him cry! Yes, he would go into the kitchen and read that dirty book for his ramen. Sacrifices had to be made!

"Hey Kakashi! I want my ramen, so you better eat faster and put that damn mask back on!" He stomped into the kitchen to see that Kakashi had his mask up, but had not finished his food. And there he was hoping he wouldn't have to make that sacrifice.

"What did I tell you?" Kakashi flipped through a few pages in his book, looking for the worst scene for Naruto to read from. Ah, there was a good one.

"You want to eat so badly, then you should have done the dishes earlier when I asked you to, that way you could have eaten while I was away. Oh well, you missed your chance, now as soon as you're done eating, you can start from here."

He handed the book to Naruto, who snatched it from him and put it down. Slurping his noodles, he moaned at the hot, salty taste. It was still fresh and delicious, thank goodness. He supposed he'd have to enjoy it as much as he could because when he was finished, he would be begging for a hole to crawl in and die.

Kakashi watched him eat patiently. Naruto seemed to really like that ramen…..Kakashi consciously watched the boy's tongue flick out to lick up the salty broth that dripped from his full lips, moaning in delight at the taste.

'He could be dangerous with that tongue' he thought to himself. If only that kid knew…..

Naruto could feel Kakashi's eye on him and ate slower, trying to prolong the little bit of time he had left before he resigned himself to his embarrassing fate. He did it once, and would do it again, but it didn't mean he was looking forward to it. He would do almost anything for his ramen, but that didn't include putting himself to shame more than once.

Kakashi would win this, just this one time and never again, Naruto vowed. Either he was going to have to find somewhere else to eat, or eat at a different time.

Naruto finished the last bowl way too soon. He almost whimpered when he saw that there were no more noodles and no more broth. He looked down at his inevitable doom, sighed like he was taking his last breath, and picked the book up. One look at it and he almost threw it across the room in shock. Perhaps he shouldn't have been too hasty with the food…

"You did this to yourself. Think of it as self-control. You lack discipline---

"Yeah yeah, whatever! I'll read the stupid thing, but I'm telling you it'll be the last time!" Naruto hissed. Looking at the page again, he closed his eyes and took deep, calming breaths, that of course didn't work, but he did it anyway. God Kakashi had a filthy mind.

"Did you do this on purpose, sensei? Did you go to the bookstore today and get this book, just so you could do this to me again?"

"Actually, that was just a coincidence." Kakashi crossed his arms, assuming the pose he took the first time.

Naruto's eyes narrowed. Coincidence his ass.

"Okay, and no making me read more if I stutter or pause. Some of the stuff in this book are not something I read on a daily basis like you do."

"That's fine." Kakashi agreed. Too bad Naruto didn't know that a price came with self-sacrifice.

"Alright. Ahem… "Kensuke tapped the girl's chin lightly, trailing his finger over the skin of her cheek and to the back of her neck where he fisted her raven curled in his hand tightly, pulling her head back until she was looking up into his eyes. "Ah, sweet little Hina--- HINATA?!" Naruto was aghast. He couldn't read that part of the book! The girl had the same name as that weird Hyuuga chick!

"Kakashi sensei, can I read another one? Please don't make me suffer like that!"

Kakashi had to agree. That one was awkwardly ironic. "Page 26, the third paragraph."

Naruto gave him a look to which he responded with a shrug and an eye smile.

"Let's see…ah no familiar names. Okay. "Hitori probably wouldn't have minded being shackled by her wrists and ankles on her knees in the dark if it weren't for her…was this book made to make my day miserable?"

Kakashi blinked silently but waited for him to continue.

"…her sensei standing in front of her twirling a pair of keys around his finger. "Look what we have here?" He sneered sweetly, tossing the keys away. Hitori blushed and looked away. She knew she had been a bad girl. "My straight-A student, Hitori Kagame being punished for…what was that….for engaging in sexual acts in the school janitor room?" Hitori whimpered shamefully. It was true. When they caught her she had her mouth---holy shit!"

Kakashi groaned.

"Sorry! Geez! Anyways, "When they caught her, she had her mouth occupied with Aoikshio-sempai's thick cock, and her pussy occupied with Rei-kun's condom covered prick. Normally she waited until she was safely under the bleachers to satisfy her burning desire for come, but today she couldn't keep her resolve and had sauntered into the boys locker room with her underwear in her hand and a horny gleam in her eye. Now she was caught and serving detention for it and she knew her sensei was going to punish her severely for being such a horny slut inside of the building."

Kakashi was immensely enjoying his little Genin's face while he read, his own plain and uninterested as usual. He had an erection, but Naruto would be too busy with the book to notice. Spreading his legs a bit and slouching in his chair, Kakashi tightened his hold on his arms and glanced at his unfinished bowl of ramen. It had been worth it.

His and Naruto's chairs faced each other, as he had pulled his out so he could sit closer to Naruto to make him further uncomfortable so if Naruto stopped reading and looked down, it would be impossible to miss the bulge in his loose pants and vice versa. He was throbbing hard by now, but Naruto had yet to get to the best part.

"For your detention, I'm going to do the one thing I know will displease you the most." Hitori remained shamefully silent, awaiting her punishment like a good girl. Her sensei lightly smacked her jaw with the ruler in his hand. "Aren't you going to ask me what I'm going to do?" He asked mockingly, and dropped the ruler to bring his hand back and slap her hard across the face. She cried out and rubbed her reddened cheek against her bare shoulder. "W-what will my punishment be, sensei?" She whispered. "I'm going to make you go for the rest of the day without come!" She gasped, struggling against her bonds, fighting wildly. What a cruel man her sensei was! How he could deny her her favorite thing in the whole world, for hours? "No please no sensei, please don't do that to me!" She wailed pitifully. He smirked and slapped her again, grabbing her face in his other hand and forcing her to look at him. "Ummm, right, Hitori. If I did anything else to you, you'd like it like whore you are! No, I'm going to make you regret being a greedy cock-slut in the janitor's closet when you are supposed to be in class. You're going to blow me and…I think you already know the rest."

Naruto would have given ramen up for a month to run to his room and take care of his hard-on, but his evil perv sensei hadn't told him he was done yet, so he wriggled in his seat, trying to make his arousal less obvious. Now he was a pervert too for enjoying the girl getting slapped around for having public sex while class was in session. And if the word 'sensei' didn't make his shame worse….

"Hitori started to cry softly, begging her sensei to have mercy on her. But he wouldn't listen. Pressing her face to his crotch, "Undo my pants with your teeth you little slut." He growled. She desperately pleaded with him to at least unlock her handcuffs so that she may finger her dripping wet hole and got a harsh slap for an answer. "No! Now hurry up, the longer you take the longer you stay." She hastily unbuckled his belt with her white little teeth and leaned back to await further instruction. "Good, now get on with it. When I'm ready to come, I'll let you know." He reached into his briefs and pulled out his aching hard dick, pressing it to her ready and wet tongue. He groaned as her hot mouth closed around him and she eagerly went to work doing what she did best. She moaned around it, her lips fully encasing the head where she dragged her ton----

"Stop." Kakashi rasped. He could have sworn Naruto looked disappointed at the interruption. He couldn't allow him to go any further without snatching the book from him to read it himself.

"Stop. Put it down." Naruto put the book down and made to get up. "No, where are you going? You enjoyed that too much again. Not only that, but it seems that effect of this punishment has worn off. Luckily I've come up with a new one."

Naruto whined childishly. Damn it, he didn't want to play anymore games, he wanted, to go and have a cold shower and get away from his sensei! Kakashi didn't say anything for a while, as if searching for something he could come up with to kill the rest of his day. Naruto didn't want to put his hand in his lap and look like a sissy, so he sat there, red in the face and stared down.

His eyes dragged angrily down the Jounin's amazing torso and down, itching to see if he wasn't the only one. He should have expected that he shouldn't have been shocked but he was. He gasped.

'Holy fuck, I can see it!' Now he had to get out of there or he was going to lose his mind and do something stupid!

"Kakashi-sensei please! Can I please go take a shower now? You're used to being hard all day with all those dirty thoughts in your head but I'm not, can't you let me go and finish this another time?" He begged, hoping against hope against hope that Kakashi wasn't feeling evil today.

Kakashi just stared at him and didn't make a move to dismiss him.

"Sitting here is horrible enough punishment, sensei!"

"Oh? Are you busy? Is there somewhere you need to be that you can't take your punishment like a man right now?"

'That's just it, I'm trying not to think of takinganything like a man'

"Uh, yeah, I'd like to go and take a freezing cold shower!"

"No no no, see if I let you go now, I won't be enforcing discipline and you'd take me for a sucker. No, I think you'd better just stay right here. It's only…" He glanced at the oven clock, "9:47pm. I've got at least 15 more minutes to get my point across."

"Wait, but I didn't watch you eat, so why the hell am I getting in trouble?!"

"That's not the point. I didn't get to finish my food, and now it's cold, and now you're paying for it." Kakashi stated pointedly. He knew it wouldn't be long before the blonde hit a breaking point and a ran away crying again or did something more interesting.

"I can see that you know I'm having the same issue you're having, but this isn't my punishment. I told you to do something and you chose to do otherwise. Now we're both sitting here aroused and in need of relief. And it's your fault, you know."

Naruto sat where he was but didn't give the Jounin the satisfaction of knowing how uncomfortable he truly was. God, all he wanted was for a dark chasm to open up underneath him and swallow him down into sweet misery. But Kakashi wouldn't know. No. Naruto would play this game, and he would win, or make Kakashi give up. He was going to bring the pervert down several pegs. And he was going to be very….mature about it.

Smirking, he silently leered at Kakashi, who looked like the reaction wasn't what he wanted. But he was being idle just the same, and Naruto sensed a challenge.

"Kakashi-sensei. See, maybe you don't have a problem jerking those 'nine and a half inches' in front of another guy, but I'm a little new to the experience. Do think you can give me a while to get used to it?"

Kakashi's eye went wide. Naruto's smirk went wider.

"What's the matter, sensei? Are you disappointed? Don't be." Naruto got up. "I'm going now. Unless, you were had something else in mind?" He snickered evilly, eyeing the Jounin up and down suggestively, before tilting his head back and letting out a cold laugh, waltzing out of the kitchen, leaving Kakashi sitting there blinking dumbly.

'Heh, that showed him!' Naruto praised himself gleefully. He knew the older man was flustered and the knowledge of this almost sent the boy into hysterical laughter, but instead he just did a little taijutsu victory dance. It was the last thing Kakashi could have seen coming, it was only a spur of the moment thing for him himself. But he was happy with the result, and knew he was going to be spending a quite night alone in his bed, no pervert jibbing him and teasing him.

He would get in the shower and get in bed early, a wide smile on his face. While he wanted to see his sensei's face right then, he figured he deserved some delayed gratification. After all, it was the best kind of gratification.


I know, I've been away for a while, but come on guys, it was T-Day. So I hope you aren't too mad at me. I know I said I was going to post when I get three chapters done. I'm just posting them one at time.

Ja'ne..