A/N: Well, here's Chapter 9. Thanks to Lilly Moonlight, WildVegeta, Firestorm1991, Goku's Faith, Chikara-san, MRMEnaMRM, LaughableBunny, Miffinmini, TenshinhanPiccoloKibitoKai, IxLuvxAllxAnimes, dbzfan8, Meiyo Motou, iluvveggie, and goddess apollonia for all the reviews on Chapter 8, as well as Asrae for the review on Chapter 1 and Meiyo Motou for the review on Chapter 7. Hope you guys all enjoy this new Chapter.

Disclaimer: I don't own DBZ or any of the characters, Akira Toriyama does.

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"You know you kinda look like Kakarot", Raditz said to Turles.

"Don't you ever say that again", Turles warned, glaring at the long-haired Saiyan.

"Well, it's true", Raditz shrugged. "Can you imagine the fun we could have if a person thought you were Kakarot, especially a certain specific person?"

Suddenly, both Saiyans grinned evily.

"You know, Raditz, that's not a bad idea", Turles said. "That's not a bad idea at all".

"I believe a little revenge is due", Raditz said.

"I've been waiting to get back at him for telling Mom and Dad I failed my Biology test and got him grounded for a month", the long-haired Saiyan continued. "I had an endure four weeks of no dating! Do you realize how damaging that was to my social status?"

"Well, Mr. Honesty got me in trouble when I pulled a prank and when Ms. Aichi asked who did it, of course he pointed at me", Turles said. "And when I asked him why, he said 'I had to tell, she asked who did it, and she asked nicely'. He's such a teacher's pet!"

"Tomorrow sounds fine, Chi-Chi", the two heard Goku say.

"Turles, listen", Raditz said. "Kakarot's on the phone with his girlfriend".

"That gives me an idea", Turles said.

"What?" Raditz asked.

"You said I look a little like Kakarot, right?" Turles asked.

"Actually quite a bit", the long-haired Saiyan answered.

"Watch it, Raditz", Turles warned. "Anyway, what if I went on Kakarot and Chi-Chi's date as Kakarot?"

"But you have darker skin than Kakarot", Raditz said.

"It'll be a dimly lit restraunt", Turles said. "You know that French place down the street?"

"Le Cherie?" Raditz asked.

"Yeah", Turles answered.

"That'll work", Raditz replied.

"Exactly", Turles smirked.

"Turles, that's evil!" Raditz said. But then an evil grin crossed his face. "I'm so proud, you're like the brother I never had, I got stuck with Kakarot instead!"

"Actually, the idea of us being related makes me wanna puke", Turles replied.

"You're right, you couldn't possibly deal with having a hotter older brother", Raditz sniffed, raking his hand through his hair.

"Oh, please!" Turles groaned, rolling his eyes.

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The next day, Goku was getting dressed for his date.

"Hey, Kakarot, I got some bad news for you", Raditz said.

"What's up?" Goku asked.

"Chi-Chi called and said she can't make your date tonight", the long-haired Saiyan answered.

"What? Why not?" Goku questioned.

"She said her dad got some weird virus and she has to stay home and take care of him", Raditz explained.

"Well, I could go by her house for some moral support", Goku said.

"You might not wanna do that", Raditz said. "They got nurses and medicine and bloodwork, which means plenty of sharp needles".

"Needles?" Goku's face turned white as a sheet. "I'm sure she'll call me if she really needs me".

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Meanwhile, at Le Cherie, Chi-Chi was waiting impatiently for Goku.

"Where is he?" she asked out loud. "These high heels are killing me".

Chi-Chi, wanting to fit in with the formal atmosphere of the fancy restraunt, wore a dark purple evening gown with silver embroidery and matching high heels. Her hair was pulled into an elegant upsweep.

While she waited, Chi-Chi looked around the restraunt. Crystal chandeliers hung from the ceilings, snow white tablecloths covered the tables, silver candlesticks containing white candles sat in the middle of the tables, and delicate cherrywood chairs adorned with damask cushions were tucked under each table. Meanwhile, waiters dashed about carrying food-laden trays dressed in crisp white shirts with elegant black vests.

'Wow, he really picked the perfect place for a first date', Chi-Chi said to herself as she sat at the table, waiting for Goku. 'He really knows how to make quite the impression'.

At that moment, Turles walked through the door. The Goku imposter wore a black suit, a white shirt, a black necktie, and shiny black shoes.

"Wow, Goku, you cleaned up nicely", Chi-Chi said when Turles sat down.

"Well, you don't look too bad yourself, Toots", Turles said.

"Excuse me?" Chi-Chi gasped.

"Sheesh, I thought you would've gone to the bathroom before you came here", Turles said, shaking his head. "You women and your fickle bladders".

"How rude!" Chi-Chi huffed.

"You're telling me, that crappy waiter went past us twice now and he completely ignored us", Turles replied.

"You do know most of the menu's in French, you will be able to order, right?" Chi-Chi asked, looking over the menu.

"Yeah, I can speak French", Turles answered, sitting his menu down. "Watch".

"Yo, Frenchy!" the Saiyan yelled, turning to the waiter. "Le table! Le food! Le now!"

"Monsieur, I must ask that you not address me in such a degrading manner", the waiter sniffed in a formal French accent.

"What's with the two baby caterpillars on your face?" Turles asked, pointing at the man's thin mustache.

"Not only do you insult my beautiful language, but you also insult my appearance! I refuse to wait on you!" the waiter snapped, storming off.

"Great, I guess we're gonna have to wait for another waiter", Turles growled.

"Goku, are you feeling all right?" Chi-Chi asked, looking a little concerned. "You don't seem like yourself".

"I'm fine", Turles said.

"Well, you sound a little strange", Chi-Chi said.

"I got a little bit of a sore throat", Turles said, rubbing his throat for effect.

...Twenty minutes later...

"What would you like to start with this evening, Madmoiselle?" Their new waiter asked.

"We'll have the escargot", Chi-Chi said, after much thought.

"Excellent choice", the waiter said, before walking away.

Ten minutes later, the waiter brought the escargot.

"Enjoy the escargot", the waiter said, before heading off again.

"What the hell-?" the rest of Turles' sentence was lost as he picked up a shell from the plate.

"That's escargot, Goku", Chi-Chi explained.

"What the hell's escargot?" Turles demanded.

"Cooked snail", Chi-Chi answered.

"So you're telling me I'm paying for something I could just go outside and find under a rock?" Turles asked. "What kind of meal is that? It's not even a snack!"

"It's a French classic", Chi-Chi insisted.

"No wonder the waiters here are so bony", Turles snorted. "If that's all they eat".

"That's not all they eat!" Chi-Chi yelled.

"Oh yeah, they eat french fries, french toast-", Turles started.

"That's not French food", Chi-Chi interuppted.

"Then, why do they call it French?" Turles challenged.

Suddenly, the Saiyan turned his head as a tall, pretty blonde girl walked past their table.

"Whoa, now that's what I call some French dressing", Turles grinned.

"Goku!" Chi-Chi shrieked.

"What, a guy can window shop for an upgrade, can't he?" Turles shrugged.

"W-what?" Chi-Chi sputtered.

"Close your mouth, you look like a goldfish out of water", Turles snapped.

"Goku, I had no idea you were so obnoxious! I am going home!" Chi-Chi huffed. She then got to her feet and stormed off.

Grinning evily, Turles pulled out his phone and called Raditz.

"Mission accomplished", he said.

"Perfect", Raditz snickered on the other end of the phone.

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