a/n: uh. i did it again. shit.


"Captain America is totally the best." Sam argues with Finn. Finn shakes his head.

"Nuh-uh, have you seen the way Thor just smacks guys away with his hammer? It's the coolest thing I've ever seen!" Finn exclaims, looking around to the rest of Glee Club for approval. He realizes that no one else is paying attention to his and Sam's argument, so he stands up and whistles.

"Guys, who do you think is the best Avenger?" He questions loudly, smiling proudly when the entire club looks to him.

"Finn, no one cares." Mercedes says disinterestedly. Quinn nods along, turning back to her conversation with Tina. The rest of the club follows, ignoring Finn and continuing their conversations.

"I like the Hulk." Puck proclaims loudly, snapping everyone back to attention.

"No way, dude, that guy's a monster!" Sam says, looking horrified.

"Yeah, but he's also a total genius." Artie adds, earning a fist-bump from Puck. Everyone gives in and voices their opinion on the matter.

"I like Cap. He's so… wholesome." Rachel sighs, looking at Finn with lovey-dovey eyes.

"I like Stark, because he is one fine of ass." Santana purrs, high fiving Mercedes.

"Agreed," Mercedes laughs, "I'd like to get all up on that Iron Man."

Blaine and Kurt share a quick look of horror, but it's ignored as everyone suddenly starts yelling their favorites.

"Hawkeye!" Mike and Tina agree.

"Iron Man," Sugar begins, slipping her sunglasses off her head and over her eyes, "because he's rich like me."

"The Black Widow, obviously. She's a strong, independent female who doesn't need a man to control her, like me." Quinn says, holding her head high.

"Yeah, except she's totally screwing the archer boy." Puck snorts, making Quinn give him a deathly glare.

"I like Thor, because he's Nordic." Rory says, flashing a smile.

"You're Irish and he's from a faraway galaxy." Santana states snarkily.

He shrugs. "I just like his hair. Reminds me of me sister."

"I agree with Quinn." Joe says.

"I like Black Widow because she's the only redhead that's ever turned me on." Brittany deadpans. Everyone sits in silence for a few moments before Finn turns to the only people who have stayed quiet through the whole conversation.

"Kurt? Blaine? Who do you like?" He asks, and they look at each other, smiling.

"We both like Iron Man." Kurt answers, grabbing Blaine's hand and pulling it onto his lap to intertwine their fingers together.

"Why?" Sam snorts, "He's totally the worst Avenger." Blaine's grip tightens.

"Why do you think that?" He asks, voice level.

"He's so selfish. If he wouldn't have built that big, flashy monstrosity of a building in New York, Loki wouldn't have had a place to put that Terseract thing."

"First, it's Tesseract." Blaine begins, tone growing colder, "And second, he's the one who risked his life to throw that nuke into space. He could have died; in fact, he thought he would, yet he still did it. You call that selfish?"

Sam moves to loom over Blaine, sneering.

"Oh, please, Stark didn't do it for the city. He did it for the fame."

Blaine gets to his feet; setting his shoulders back and making him appear larger to intimidate Sam.

"He did it to save everyone." Blaine spits out, and Kurt grabs his shoulder and squeezes. Sam takes a small step backwards at the look Kurt shoots him. He puts his hands up in surrender.

"Whatever. Why're you so defensive about him anyway?" Blaine shoots Kurt a look and the boy nods almost imperceptivity.

"He's my dad."


a/n: yeah. i don't even plan on following this up. it was fun though.