This chapter was written by Omega Ultra.
Quick notice: I'm sorry for reacting over the comic, everyone, now that I look back at it... Well, the epilogue is certinaly upsetting and confusing (pregnant 6-year olds? For real?) but it's freaking TAME compared to some of the crap in rule 34...
N-Not that I know... Anything about that... H-Honest-would you read the chapter already?!
"What's going on?!" Ronnie shouts as she runs next to Clyde.
Clyde continues dialing Cristina's number in a frantic panic, "I don't know! Cristina's not picking up!"
"Do you think Lisa got her?" Ronnie's voice fills with a confused panic.
The dark-skinned boy simply shakes his head.
Ronnie continues, "Yeah, you're right. There's no way that she could've possibly gotten her! She's only four-years-old after all."
Then, the duo turn and bolt down an unfamiliar road, "Ok Clyde, according to the location of Cristina's phone, she's around here somewhere."
Clyde then proceeds to look around for a moment, before an alleyway comes into view. "Come on Ronnie Anne! It has to be that one!" And with that, he rushes towards it shouting, "I'm coming to save you my sugarplum!"
The girl's eyes go wide, "Clyde wait! It could be too dangerous!" Ronnie Anne's heart races in fear as she watches her companion bolt. Immediately, she gives chase, following him into the pitch-black alleyway.
A few steps after entering, both Ronnie and Clyde stop and take in their surroundings. Despite the beautiful day outside, this gap between buildings seemed to be buried with a thick cloud of darkness. At its end rests a brick wall, no doubt from another building standing in its way.
And at the base of that wall are two figures.
"Bobby!" Ronnie shouts as she runs over to her barely conscious brother. She shakes him, making sure to cover up his violated body, "What the heck did Lisa do to you?! Your clothes are a mess and… and…" Then she notices the sticky white stains around him.
While Clyde shouts, "Cristina!" He sits down and places the now nude girl's body in his lap, "Lisa's pushed this too far!" Tears begin to fill his eyes, "She, she-"
"Violated your loved ones." A high pitched voice responds.
Clyde carefully places Cristina on the ground once more. "You've gone too far Lisa." Then, he approaches the younger girl, "I can't let you get away again!"
Ronnie does the same and comes to his side. "Oh Clyde and Ronnie, you don't seem to understand my plans at all! If you did, then you'd understand why I'm going out of my way to make sure that this succeeds, even if I am going to have to carry the perfect specimen myself!"
Then, she steps into the light, revealing her now petite, womanly body. "I've begun stage three, prepping the host for insertion! And thanks to those two poor souls, I now believe I have-"
"You assault our loved ones, just to satiate your depriaved experiment?!" Ronnie shouts.
"That's seriously messed up girl," Then he pulls out his phone, "Hey Linc-"
Suddenly, the 4-year-old pounces, forcing Clyde to the ground as well as kicking his phone away.
Ronnie Anne jumps into action and comes up from behind and tries to restrain her. Yet, Lisa simply kicks Ronnie Anne in the crotch, causing her to drop the young scientist, "With this body, I will be ready!"
Clyde then does the same… only to receive the same result. Lisa simply looks upon the two children, bent over in pain from her strike, "Good, now I have two more practice dummies."
"No… I'll never-" Ronnie picks herself up, the pain shooting throughout her body.
"Oh really now?" Lisa watches as Ronnie steps into a fighting stance and motions for her to come and attack. To which Lisa responds, "Haha! My genetic modifications has made me a better fighter as well as one the best people to carry-"
"Yeah, yeah, you can carry the perfect child." Ronnie cuts her off, "Will you shove a sock in it and just fight already?! I have to get back at you for what you did to my brother!"
Lisa simply grits her teeth, "Haha! So be it." And with that, the crazed scientist jumps at Ronnie Anne.
The older girl does her best to fight, countering each assault with her own blocks.
Yet, that isn't enough.
Eventually Lisa is able to overpower the older girl, forcing her to the ground. Then, with a simple hit to the back of the head, Ronnie Anne falls unconscious.
"Heh, I guess you're next… Now where is the other-" Lisa quips, before looking around, and realizing that Clyde was nowhere to be found.
During the brawl, Clyde was able to stumble out of the alleyway, before he makes his way to the only place that had equipment to deal with the deranged four-year-old: The Loud House.
Meanwhile…
Luan rests on the couch, rubbing her protruding belly while Lincoln lies down across from her.
"It's due any day now Lincoln." Luan quips, "Any day now."
Lincoln chuckles, "Yeah, and with no news of Lisa, I doubt too much can go wrong in the three weeks until you're due."
"Aww, you've gotta be kid-in-me Linc!" Luan laughs, "In a family as big as this, there's plenty that can happen in that time!"
"Heh, yeah Luan, I guess you're right."
Then, the young woman looks away, "But I guess Lincoln, as long as you're here with me, raising a child will be totally birth it!" Then, she laughs again, "Aww, I could feel the baby kick! I think it liked the pun!"
"Heh, maybe I should try telling one too." Lincoln quips.
Luan smiles, "Go for it bro!"
Then he thinks, "What did the moth say to the baby? I moth-er you!"
For some reason, Luan laughs hysterically at the bad pun. "That was really punny Lincoln!" Then, she feels the baby kick again, "And I think the baby liked it too!
*Knock* *knock* the door goes.
"I'll get it Luan." Lincoln declares, before getting up and walking over. He carefully gets the doorknob and opens, causing Clyde to fall into his arms, "Clyde?! What's going on?!" The young boy's voice is filled with fear.
"Ronnie… Cristina… She got them." He tiredly stammers, before passing out.
Lincoln's heart races at the revelation, "Oh no…"
"What is it Lincoln?" Luan asks, "Do you need our help?"
Lincoln turns to Luan with a look of horror flashing across his face, "I need to save Ronnie and Cristina! Lisa's got them!"
Luan turns in the couch and waddles over, "But how Lincoln? If she was able to take out both Ronnie and Cristina, then she has to-"
Immediately, a pain begins to grow in Luan's abdomen, "Ugh!" She painfully shouts, before falling back, liquid flowing from under her, "Lincoln! The baby's coming!"
"No, it can't be!" he shouts, "It's not due for another two or three weeks!"
"The baby's impatient I guess!" Luan chuckles, as Lincoln helps her to her feet, "We have to go now!"
"Ok then." Lincoln grits his teeth and helps his sister to the car.
Immediately Lori and Leni walk down the stairs, only to find Clyde at their door unconscious, while Lincoln helps Luan to the car.
"What's going on?!" Lori shouts, while she cradles her child.
Lincoln turns and responds, "Clyde came over! And Luan's going into labor!"
Leni turns to her, "Like, wasn't she not due for another month or so?"
Lori immediately runs, "I don't know, all I do know is that she's in labor and we have to help her!" With a determination filling her voice, "Leni, take care of Clyde! We have to find out what's going on with him and Lisa."
With the downcast eyes she's had ever since that faithful day, Leni looks upon Clyde and nods, "All right Lori, make sure Luan's baby is ok, please."
The elder sister nods, "No problem I'll do my best." And with that, she runs to the car, gives Lincoln her baby and drives off, her fifteen-year-old sister now preparing to bring in the next Loud child.
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