"Genji, I think we cannot proceed any further."

"And why is that, brother?"

The three heroes(?) stood before the darkest, smallest, and longest hallway they had ever seen. A few dim lights barely indicated that the ground did not have any altercations ahead.

"I have a feeling something odd is going to happen," Hanzo growled as he squinted at the darkness.

"Are you scared?"

"Are you actually retarded or what-"

Before a swarm of Internet Nazis attacked Hanzo for saying a particular word, Tracer picked up a pebble from the ground before throwing it across the hallway. Only the sound of the stone floor echoed.

"Seems like we gotta go and find out ourselves," Lena shrugged.

Genji threw several ninja stars down the hall. Strangely enough, despite throwing them in a fashion that could send them miles away without losing momentum, the shurikens never touched anything.

"Seems like we gotta go and find out ourselves," Genji parroted.

Hanzo nodded. It seemed like they had no choice.

"You two go on ahead, I'll watch your backs-"

"Hanzo."

"Genji."

"Why aren't you going first?"

The older Shimada raised an eyebrow at Genji's question. Clearly, his brother was being stupid and just asking to be murdered again.

"Because I'm an archer," he growled. "Archers don't brainlessly charge into danger, they just shoot it from afar."

"…If you say so."

A blue chronal accelerator and the green lines of a ninja suit glowed as the three walked down the depths of the hallway. Hanzo had his bow prepared as the other two just moved without a single worry about the hallway.

Something slithered behind Hanzo. His eyes widening, he turned and fired an arrow at the source of the noise. Nothing screamed in pain.

So the mindf*ck begins, he thought angrily as he frowned.

Raising his bow again, he felt something slither beneath his feet. He fired at his feet's direction, barely missing his toes. Something slid above him, and he fired above.

Growling, Hanzo clenched his teeth as he pulled out a scattershot arrow as he pointed it upward. "Come out, fiend! Show yourself!"

And with that, he fired the scattershot arrow without a second thought.

Now, Hanzo fired the scattershot arrow with the mindset of a lone archer. He did not consider that Genji and Tracer were with him at all, so when he shot at the super low ceiling of the hallway, it was a given that he would alert them.

Lena yelped as she blinked off instantly, Genji raising a knife as he deflected the bouncing arrows expertly. After the arrows were dealt with, the ninja asked,

"Are you trying to MURDER ME AGAIN?!"

"No."

The cyber ninja sighed as the archer rolled his eyes. Before anything else happened, however, the scream of Lena Oxton alerted Genji.

And only Genji. Hanzo simply raised an eyebrow as his expression grew tired at how useless(?) Tracer was.

"Well," Hanzo muttered as he looked at the entrance of the hallway. "Now that she's dead, we could always go back to the-"

"Lena!"

"I saw this coming from a mile away so I'm not going to say anything."

Genji dashed to the darker side of the hallway…

…before screaming as well.

"What?"

Curious, Hanzo ran into the depths of the darkness as well.

He was greeted by Mondatta's ice-cold body literally dumped in front of a metal door.

The archer turned to Genji and Tracer, both who were hugging each other as if they were actually surprised by a jumpscare. He turned back to Mondatta's dead body, wondering how it was even retrieved and ended up just being a heap of trash in a hallway.

Someone used red spray paint on the dead body, too. It read,

"DEATH WALKS AMONG YOU."

Hanzo cringed as his wrist was cut from an unknown source of edge. Annoyed at the injury the weird message gave him somehow, he angrily kicked Mondatta's body to the side.

"Damned Omnics are so heavy," he whined as he rubbed his foot in pain. Before he was able to open the door, Tracer yelled,

"Hey! Don't treat them like they're objects! It's… inhumane."

Hanzo chuckled as he turned to the frightened Lena Oxton.

"You don't seem to understand. To you, it's an Omnic. But to me, everything is an object."

"Even my MURDER?!"

Hanzo gave Genji a blank look before letting out a defeated sigh.

"…Let's just go," the archer grumbled as he pulled at the door, only to find it not budging at all. Remembering his mistake from earlier, he furiously kicked the door to push it.

Knocking over the heap of metal as if it were a cardboard stand, the archer proudly walked into the new room before him.

Before realizing it was literally a room of dead Omnics with another door on the other side.

Genji and Tracer fainted.

He kind of understood Tracer fainting due to her being useless and all, but Genji…

What the f*ck, Genji.

Piggybacking two unconscious teammates, the older Shimada screamed incoherently as he swore like a buffalo with an ability to speak. This dragged on until he finally reached the other side of the annoyingly gigantic room of dead Omnics.


SUPER SHIMADA BROTHERS