Saiyuki Self Insert
Part 9:
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Elizabeth had just sat down to really rifle through the contents of her computer. She saw that all her documents were there… and all her pictures… and all her music. Thrilled, she looked through some of the images for a bit before she realized that Mozilla Firefox was one of the icons on her computer. "Huh?" Elizabeth muttered. She clicked the icon and was pleased when the window came up and was the homepage. "Yes!" she crowed happily.
"What is it, Elizabeth-dono?" Hakkai asked. He could see her messing with the computer Kannon had given her and the glow from the screen illuminated her face.
"I've got Internet!" she squealed.
"What is that?" Hakkai asked as he came over to sit next to her.
"A way for people all over the world to talk to each other, exchange information, and all sorts of cool stuff. There's a lot of bullshit on here, too, because of idiots that don't know what the hell they're doing."
She opened up the bookmarks tab, curious to see if her bookmarks were there, too. Sure enough… they were. One of the bookmarks was simply titled 'Funny' and Elizabeth grinned evilly.
"Hey, Gojyo!" she called to the red-haired kappa.
"What?"
"C'mere, I've got something funny to show you!" Gojyo came over and dropped onto the log on the other side of Elizabeth from Hakkai. "Wanna see?"
"Well, duh. I just came over here, didn't I?" Elizabeth saw Sanzo drying his face off from their 'little spat' earlier.
"Yo, Sanzo!" Sanzo turned to look at her flatly. He still hadn't forgiven her for throwing water on him. "Get over here and look at this!" When Sanzo didn't move, she said, "I promise you'll laugh. Think of it as an apology for earlier."
"…" Sanzo walked over and stood behind Elizabeth. "This had better be good."
"It will be!" Elizabeth sing-songed. She clicked on the bookmark and the screen changed. There was a rectangle of a pinkish-purple… A bar was loading up… and then all hell broke loose.
(Rizu-chan: If you want to see what we are talking about, go to this site and laugh your ass off: http/ img69. imageshack. us/ my. php? image gojyone. swf&width800. Just take out the spaces.)
The three guys stared at a chibified Gojyo dancing rather… cutely… gaily is more like it though. Elizabeth was already cracking up at it but the guys were stunned beyond words…
Until Gojyo suddenly found his voice. "What the fuck is this!" he shouted, horrified by the dance.
Elizabeth couldn't answer for she was laughing her ass off.
"What the fuck is this!" he demanded.
"G-go a-ask-k Me-Meagan!" Elizabeth managed to choke out between her giggles. "S-she u-under-st-stands it!"
Gojyo roughly stood and stormed off to find the Miko for an explanation of the song. As soon as he was out of sight, Sanzo looked down at Elizabeth and asked, "What does it mean?" There was a faint grin on his face.
"Um… It's a song about being gay?"
Right then, the song started over again.
Hakkai and Sanzo looked at each other for a long moment before both of them broke down into laughter. Fortunately for Hakkai, he was sitting when his dam broke. Sanzo, on the other hand, had to quickly take Gojyo's emptied seat.
"Am I forgiven?" the she-wolf asked the priest, having been able to calm down. Sanzo just continued laughing. "I'll take that as a yes…"
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Gojyo was pissed beyond belief. He had thought that the she-wolf was pretty cool, but now… He sure as hell didn't like her. Stomping over to Goku's tent, he pulled back the flap to demand Meagan tell him exactly what that 'Milahi' song was. However, what he saw was Meagan and Goku still sitting in the same position from earlier, but both were asleep.
He eyed them for a long moment, wondering what he should do. Then he shrugged. If they were gonna get together, he might as well help it along. He carefully pulled them apart, thankful that both were such heavy sleepers.
Gojyo put Meagan into the sleeping bag first and then stripped Goku down to his shirt and boxers. He had no wish to go any further… He wasn't gay after all.
His gaze darkened, remembering exactly what Elizabeth had showed him. Shaking it off, he put the monkey into the sleeping bag next to the Miko and zipped the bag shut.
He'd just have to ask her in the morning…
Gojyo grinned. And in the morning he'd have to be up early enough to see the outcome of his handiwork.
He walked back over to the others and was glad when he couldn't hear that stupid song. He wasn't glad that both Sanzo and Hakkai had deeply amused grins on their faces.
"Did you find out what the song meant?" Hakkai asked, his grin very broad.
"…No, but I put the kids to bed. They practically fell asleep on each other," Gojyo replied, giving his best friend a deeply un-amused look. Sanzo, whom had retreated to his increasingly ratty paper, looked up from the pages with a raised eyebrow.
However, before he could say anything, Gojyo walked off to his tent. The kappa had no wish to be anywhere near the traitorous she-wolf at that moment. Sanzo looked after him for a moment before going back to his paper.
Elizabeth saw the rather nasty look on his face and felt rather bad about the whole thing. "Maybe I shouldn't've done that…" she murmured.
"Done what?" asked Hakkai. "Shown him that video?"
"More like I shouldn't have shown any of you that video… Now he's pissed and I'm out a friend. Why in the fuck do I always do that?"
Now Hakkai was really confused. "Do what?"
"Fuck up every friendship I ever had! I mean, with Summer I must have done something wrong 'cause otherwise she wouldn't have ever made fun of me… or was that her fault? With the whole making fun of thing? I mean… I was right there and she had to've known it and she let her friends make fun of me… Is that why I did it? Just pass on the pain? Man, I'm horrible. No wonder I had no friends in school." Elizabeth fell silent after her small rant. She looked over at Hakkai. "Do you think I'm horrible? Mean? Not worthy of a friend?" She clasped her hands together and looked down dejectedly.
"Elizabeth-dono," Hakkai said comfortingly as he placed his hand on hers. "You are far from cruel and horrible. And you do have friends. Meagan-miko is your friend, yes? And I know I am."
"…I guess."
"I know. And give Gojyo some time. He'll come to forgive you, especially if you apologize to him."
"…You think?"
"I've known Gojyo for a long time now. He's a fairly good guy once you get past the rough parts."
"Thanks, Hakkai." Hakkai smiled and stood to go to bed. "Hakkai?" He turned back.
"Yes, Elizabeth-dono?"
"If you need to bitch about something… I can lend an ear. It's kinda of a weird thing… but it makes me feel wanted."
"…" Hakkai looked at the she-wolf in surprise. "I'll do that…" he said softly in ascent before continuing to the tent. Again he paused. "Will you be coming in soon?" he called back to her.
"Soon enough." Hakkai entered the tent and closed the flap. The usual night sounds filled the air as Elizabeth glanced over at Sanzo. "Hey… I'm sorry about earlier."
"Doesn't matter," grunted the priest, never lifting his eyes from the paper.
"It does to me. That's why I apologized." Elizabeth stood and began to travel over to her tent. "Oh, and by the way. The offer to Hakkai extends to you, too." She quickly walked over to the tent and also entered before zipping it back shut.
Sanzo folded his paper and finished off his cigarette. Pitching it into the dying embers of the fire, he also stood. The priest kicked some more dirt over on the embers before going to bed himself.
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The next morning found Gojyo fairly early. He was sitting rather cheerfully near the rekindled fire where Hakkai was cooking breakfast. Elizabeth emerged from Hakkai's tent fairly rumpled, having slept in her actual clothes from the day before. She looked over at the two best friends and noted the very mischievous smile on Gojyo's face.
"Do I even wanna know what you're thinking?" she said as she brushed the sleep from her eyes and plopped down next to him. He glanced over and from the look on her face, he could tell she was trying to make amends… or couldn't remember anything from the night before.
"No."
"I thought as much."
Sanzo emerged from his tent also and seemed rather put out. He dropped into the seat next to Elizabeth… which was basically the only one open and not next to Gojyo. The morning was rather peaceful until…
"KYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!"
"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!"
"…?" All four of the already-awake ikkou looked over at the tent that contained Meagan and Goku.
"STAY AWAY, YOU PERV!"
"WHAT DID I DO!"
"LEMME OUTTA THIS TENT!" The flap of the tent bent out rather sharply and shook. Suddenly there was a ripping sound and the front was torn open. Out came Meagan as if she had the hounds of hell on her heels… and wasn't wearing anything more than her light innermost kimono but it was flying open to reveal her purple bra and panties.
She flew thought the camp, and hit a hard halt in front of the Sanzo-ikkou that where looking at her with mixed expressions. Gojyo was laughing hysterically, Hakkai was hiding his eyes, Elizabeth looked in awe, and Sanzo looked horrified, or stunned. Goku ran toward Meagan, and slammed into her, in just his white boxers. They toppled to the ground, Goku on top of a frantic Meagan, and Meagan screamed a long string of curses in a language even Elizabeth didn't know, but judging by the harsh tone, she could only assume it was German. Pissed German.
Goku blinked, trying to stand, but his leg was tangled in her kimono, which only cause him to slip onto her again, and another slue of foreign words to be screamed.
" Gottmutterfucking damnit, Goku! Gehen Sie von mir Recht dieses fucking zweite weg, oder ich trete Ihren Affeesel vollständig zurück zu Ihnen bumsender Rahmen, also helfen Sie mir Gott, JETZT!" Came from the Miko's lips, rough, and rather scary. Goku found his footing, just in time to have a foot planted in his gut. The miko was pissed.
"Goku…" Sanzo hissed. And Goku epped. He saw the gun that was aimed at his head, and the hammer was cocked. Goku jumped away from the Miko, which was still yelling in a harsh tongue. Sanzo looked at the Miko, and at the monkey, who was pouting.
"What did you do, Goku?" Sanzo demanded.
"I didn't do anythin'! Honest!" Goku said, pissed, and upset. "I would do nuthin' to hurt Mei-chan!"
"Now, Sanzo…" Hakkai stood, "It seems Meagan-miko is fine now." Sanzo blinked, and looked to where Meagan was sitting. Then he looked up to see Meagan grabbing her cleaning supplies.
"Where are you going, Miko?" Sanzo asked, dropping his gun.
"I'm going to take a bath." She hissed, looking at Goku, deeply hurt.
Goku blinked, "Mei-chan?" He moved to go toward her, but Sanzo held up his hand.
"Goku, Perhaps she should go alone. Too cool her head?" Hakkai offered, "I just finished breakfast. You should sit."
Goku looked at the seat next to Elizabeth, who on had a warm smile. He turned and walked toward his tent to get dressed. He looked at his ripped door, and his heart tore in pain. Mei-chan hated him now. As he walked in to get his clothes, tears stung his eyes.
"That was very cruel, Gojyo," Hakkai told the kappa. Gojyo blinked, then looked at the once-human right in his green eyes.
"I was just trying to help them along. That girl is a flake, and Goku is to damn shy to actually take her to –" He stopped, because the barrel of Sanzo's gun was against the back of his head, "You need to apologize, Red Cockroach. That was not your place."
Gojyo moaned, then watched the half dressed Goku, who only wore his ratty jeans and his shirt, walk toward the table.
"Now, Gojyo!" Sanzo demanded, sitting next to the kappa.
"Goku… I'm sorry."
Goku blinked, "For what?" He eyed the Kappa, his gold eyes turning a dark Amber.
"I put you and Mei-kun in the same sleeping bag. I thought it would help you both along…"
"I HATE YOU!" Goku yelled, then sat brooding, as breakfast was served. He was pissed. Hakkai smiled, as he set down the plate "Now, Goku. I'm sure Gojyo was only trying to help. As unorth –"
Goku's glare shut Hakkai up, and he stood violently, "Save it for me, 'kay?" he walked toward the woods, yet again, bringing the number of the ikkou down to four. Sanzo watched Goku walk toward the spring, then looked away, pissed, but acted like he didn't give a rat's ass wither or not he was going after that damn Miko. If she wanted a bath… Well… that was her stupid choice to go alone.
Hakkai sighed, and set the plate aside, then sat between Gojyo and Elizabeth, looking at his own plate, "it's good to see Goku's growing up some."
"Feh," was Sanzo's response, as he pulled out the paper he had. It was about five days old, but he didn't give a damn.
Elizabeth smiled, "My, we are happy this morning…"
"I do believe we should set out today, we have stayed here to long as it is. Do you not agree, Sanzo?" Hakkai said, trying to change the subject.
"Whatever. Leave the brats behind if we must." Sanzo retorted flatly.
"We can't do that, Sanzo!" Gojyo stated, "You would really leave your pet behind? And what about that Miko?"
"I'm not leaving without Meagan!" Elizabeth said.
"Then you can stay with the brats." Sanzo stood. He was clearly hurt about last night. He oddly missed Meagan the last two nights, and, frankly, it scared the shit outta him. He felt that he needed someone, other than himself. He walked to Jeep and sat in his seat. He felt the Youkai coming, but he was ready for them. A worrisome thought struck him, 'Meagan is out there alone…' he got up and spotted her fan and her Miko kimono in the back seat, and his worry turned to horror. She was out there unarmed. What kinda idiot --!
He grabbed her fan and her sutras and walked toward the spring.
Goku was ahead of Sanzo, walking a much slower pace, and was kicking some rocks when he heard the Miko scream. His eyes widened, "MEI-CHAN!" He ran toward the direction of the spring.
Sanzo also heard the scream and cursed out loud as he rushed into the forest.
Elizabeth, Gojyo and Hakkai heard the scream, but where suddenly surrounded by several Youkai.
"What a way to start the morning! A workout! You guys are so kind!" Gojyo summoned Shakujou, and smiled wickedly.
Elizabeth and Hakkai summoned Chi, "Shut your damn mouth, you stupid kappa!"
Hakkai smiled, "I will have to agree with Gojyo, Elizabeth-dono. But I am afraid that this will not be easy with Goku and Sanzo running to protect Meagan-Miko."
"Feh…" Elizabeth sneered.
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Goku was the first to reach Meagan; a demon held her form above the water a neck hold. She was biting down hard, and kicking at the other demons that where trying to come near.
"HEY!" Goku yelled, rushing forward. Nyoi-bo formed in his hand, and he knocked the guy holding Meagan. He caught her and jumped away, and set her gently on the ground and growled lightly, like a predator protecting his mate. Meagan blinked, watching Goku grab his coronet. Meagan jumped up, pulling her kimono closed, for her obi was floating in the water, and grab his hand, "No! Don't take it off!"
Goku looked at her, alarmed at her stopping him. He didn't remember telling her… He then yelled and brought forth Nyoi-bo, "DAMNIT!" He rushed forward, attacking the first few demons. A few slid past Goku and ran to the unarmed Miko. She kicked one on in the chest barefooted, but she was useless without her sutras and steel-toe-boots. The demon laughed, much to the Miko's horror. He grabbed her foot –
A gunshot rang through the air. Blood poured from a bullet hole in the demons chest an inch above her foot. Meagan fell back, into the strong arms of a man. All she saw was blond hair, and pissed purple eyes, "Sa-Sanzo-kun." She gasped out. As he held her, his gun shot off rapidity. All Meagan could see was the determination in his eyes, and all she could hear was the beat of her heart in her ears.
Goku turned and saw the look that Meagan held, and the look that Sanzo held. A smile parted his lips. He turned back to his fight, and he finally understood. Meagan loved Sanzo, and Sanzo loved her. She just couldn't look at him that way, but the look she held told more to him than any words she could tell him. He swore at that moment to protect THAT love.
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Chi flew from two sets of hands, the owners back to back. Elizabeth smiled at Hakkai, whose smile was returned. With a simple nod, they separated and Gojyo's crescent blade swung right where they once stood. Carnage and blood, not to mention body parts, flew into the air.
"Man, that is a beautiful sight!" Gojyo said, turning to face the youkai behind him, or the five that where left.
"You're fucking crazy!"
"That we are, but you have also greatly underestimated us." Hakkai said with his normal smile on his face.
Elizabeth smiled as well and placed her hand on her hip, "So, Who gets the last peons?"
"I do believe Gojyo would like to have them."
"Then they are all his."
Gojyo cracked his knuckles and popped his neck, "Oh boy. Death to come."
With one flick of his wrist, the five men screams where cut short. "Man, that was lame."
"No, That was sick. I need a bath now." Elizabeth moaned, laughing lightly.
"I will have to agree with Elizabeth-dono." Hakkai smiled.
"Hakkai! Rizu-nee-chan! Cockroach! Are you guys okay!" came from the woods.
"You're a moron!" said an older voice.
"Sanzo-kun… I can walk!" Said the female voice, rather exasperated, "Please put me down!"
Sanzo walked toward the camp, but saw the carnage before the Miko. "Goku. Go into the camp and get all of Meagan-miko's crap."
"DON'T CALL ME THAT!" The Miko demanded.
"Would you prefer 'High Priestess Umihara'?" Sanzo said snidely, walking toward Jeep.
"No! Call me 'Mei-kun'!" The Miko demanded.
"That's a ridiculous name. I'm not going to call you that."
"What? Why is it ridiculous?"
"Because it makes you sound like a man!"
"But Gojyo called me 'Mei-kun'…" The miko pouted in his arms.
"Gojyo's a moron."
"…Put me down, Sanzo-hime!"
"…" There was a vague twitch at his eye, but the Miko stayed in his arms, as he climbed into his seat, setting the miko down on his lap.
Meagan pouted, "Sanzo-kun…"
"What?" he asked, eyes closed, annoyed.
"Why are you so mad?" she asked softly.
Sanzo's eyes shot open, and all he saw was deep royal purple eyes, and her soft breath on his lips. His eyes widened, and his cheeks turned a soft pink. "I- I'm not mad!" He felt his nose bump into hers, and he realized she was closer than any person had ever been to him. He was horrified.
She smiled moving in closer. Oh god… her eyes where closing. Sanzo moved his head back as she moved forward, until it hit the headrest. Then he froze, as he felt Meagan's lips just a whisper away. Was she really going to kiss him? Her lips softly touched his –
"What are you guys looking at?" Goku asked, and the heads of the two holy figures turned to behold the smiling faces of four youkai. Meagan and Sanzo flushed at once.
"Hey! Don't let us bother you!" Gojyo said.
"My, Sanzo… Was that your first kiss?" Hakkai asked, and laughed lightly as Sanzo glared.
"I think it was." Elizabeth smiled.
"You guys are so cruel! You should be cleaning! Not watching the passion that Sanzo holds for Mei-nee-chan!" Goku said, waving his arms, Violet in his left hand.
Meagan blushed, "I- I didn't kiss him!"
Sanzo held his head in his hand, and was trying to gain control of his blush… and other body functions as well. He was sure Meagan was well aware of that problem, for her leg was right against it, but thankfully, she hadn't said anything about it. He had never had anybody do THAT to him… EVER.
As Goku shooed the youkai away, to clean and pack, Meagan looked at Sanzo and smiled a sweet smile. "Gomen. I don't know what took over me. You just looked so cute I wanted to kiss you. I won't do it again. Well… not until your ready." She turned away, to the face of Goku, who held up Violet. Meagan smiled, "Goku-kun, Thank you."
"I'm sorry I hurt her, Mei-nee-chan, when I was yelling at the others…" he turned and ran off.
Sanzo leered at the bear, as Meagan set it in her lap and smiled, settling back in Sanzo's arms.
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Hakkai smiled as they pulled into a town. It was small, but it wasn't any less busy. Sanzo looked at the sleeping Miko in his arms. He had been cursing himself, as she yet again buried her head on his chest, her thumb in her mouth, and now the purple bear clutched to her chest. She was gripping his outfit, and he was very uncomfortable.
Goku was kicking his feet, Elizabeth was typing away on her computer, and Gojyo was trying to ignore Elizabeth, still pissed about the Chibi-dance of himself. Hakkai pulled Jeep into park and smiled, "Okay… Everyone out!"
"I can't move." Sanzo complained, the miko nuzzling him for the twentieth time this hour. Hakkai smiled, knowing that if Sanzo woke the Miko, all hell would break loose.
"Very well, you stay here with Jeep. We are just getting supplies."
Elizabeth shut her computer and climbed out of the back of the iron vehicle. Goku was right behind her, then Gojyo. Sanzo watched them all walk away then moaned. After lighting up a cigarette, he held one arm around the sleeping Miko. It wasn't so bad, aside from the fact that he couldn't feel his legs.
Hakkai smiled back at the three, as they walked into town, "Now, do we have a list?"
"Got it!" Goku waved the paper that was in Hakkai's handwriting.
"And don't we have to ask for directions?" asked Elizabeth.
"Yes, we do…" Hakkai nodded.
"Can we spend the night?" Gojyo asked, watching the pretty town girls walk by.
"No, I'm afraid not. Sanzo's already pretty upset we spent so much time at the camp site."
"So… Who does what?" Elizabeth asked.
"Would you go ask for directions, Elizabeth-dono?" Hakkai asked of her. "And Goku, would you go with her?"
"Sure," the two chorused.
"Gojyo, will you come with me for the supplies?"
"Fine…"
"Remember, everyone! We meet back at Jeep-kun in an hour!" Hakkai said before the two groups split up. Hakkai and Gojyo headed off to the market to gather the usual supplies of food, water, and toilet paper. Naturally, Hakkai handled the money and Gojyo handled the packages… which is to say he held the groceries, you perverts out there.
Gojyo was walking after Hakkai, an annoyed look on his face. Hakkai managed to catch the look and asked him what was wrong.
"You know damn well what's wrong," Gojyo informed him flatly.
"If it is about the video, you shouldn't be so upset," Hakkai told him.
"How would you feel if you saw yourself dancing to a gay song in a fucking gay outfit?" Gojyo demanded.
"Hmm, I'm not quite sure. It might be amusing to see."
Gojyo stared at him for a moment. "What is wrong with you? It's insulting!"
"You just don't have a sense of humor. Besides, Elizabeth-dono was quite upset that she made you angry."
"Then she shouldn't've done it."
Hakkai looked at his best friend, feeling that Gojyo was being a bit unfair.
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By the time Hakkai and Gojyo had made it back to Jeep, they realized that Elizabeth and Goku had made it back. Goku was sitting on the ground by Jeep's front driver's side tire, looking rather pouty. Elizabeth was standing next to him with a soft smile on her face.
The two noticed their approach and immediately held their index fingers to their lips.
"What's goin--?" Gojyo started, but Hakkai quickly cut him off. He gestured over at Jeep's passenger seat where Sanzo and Meagan were sitting…
Gojyo's jaw just about dropped at the sight. Meagan was still asleep, still clutching at her teddy bear and Sanzo's clothing. But that wasn't what shocked him. Sanzo was also asleep, his arm around the sleeping Miko's waist in a very protective gesture. His head was on the headrest and had lolled to one side… as if he had been looking at her when he had fallen asleep.
(Mei-chan: IN JAPAN, THE DRIVER'S SEAT IS ON THE AMERICAN PASSENGER SIDE!)
Both men stared at the scene in some amount of shock.
"Is… Is Sanzo showing affection?" Gojyo asked incredulously.
"I'm not sure if it was intentional or not…" Hakkai murmured.
After a moment, Sanzo's eyes opened slowly and settled on the onlookers. "About time," he said flatly.
"…I won't tell him we were staring if you won't…" Gojyo said to Hakkai.
"What are you two blathering on about?" Sanzo demanded, seeing their mouths move.
Meagan's right hand shot upwards and popped Sanzo's cheek. "Shut up!" she mumbled, half-asleep. Sanzo felt the wetness on his cheek and reached up to wipe it off, never removing his arm from her waist. After he managed to wipe off the saliva, for Meagan sucked her right thumb, he looked at it, disgusted, and wiped it on her face.
Meagan's eyes shot open and screamed, "You sick muther fucker!" Immediately, a barrage of Violet attacks came down on his head and shoulders as Meagan attacked him violently. "Death from above, damn you! Death from ABOVE!"
"…I think she's upset…" Hakkai said softly, hoping to not attract her attention.
"You call that upset?" Gojyo asked, wide eyed. "I'd hate to see what you'd call pissed." Both Elizabeth and Goku had backed away, giving the enraged young woman her space.
"Jesus Christ!" swore Sanzo, trying to evade the blows rather unsuccessfully. Meagan realized that even though she had been raining blows down on the Sanzo, there was still a pressure around her middle.
Seeing what had caused it, her eyes widened and she started writhing to get out of his grasp. "Lemme go!" she shouted. "Let me go!" By now, it was undeniable that the commotion had attracted quite a crowd.
Sanzo, realizing he had indeed kept his arm around her waist, immediately let go. Unfortunately, with the Miko straining against him, she toppled over into the driver's seat. Meagan fought her way up into a sitting position once more and thwacked the Sanzo around the head again with her bear before getting out of Jeep.
"Hmph," she huffed as she straightened her kimono. "Bastard." Sanzo didn't say anything. He did glare forward at the surrounding crowd with a faint tint of blush on his cheeks.
"Is the yellin' over with?" Goku asked, careful to not cause another blow-up.
"Of course it is, my Goku-chan!" Meagan said as she turned and hugged him on the spot. Goku flushed red at the pet name and totally knew he was being used to piss Sanzo off… but that didn't mean he couldn't enjoy it, right?
Of course… Sanzo just ignored the whole thing. That didn't mean he didn't notice it. He noticed it all right. And his blood positively boiled when Meagan called Goku 'her Goku-chan'.
"I got you something," he heard Goku said before Elizabeth corrected him. "We, Goku-kun. We." "Yeah, we!"
"What did you get me?" Meagan asked. "You know I love presents!" She nuzzled his cheek, totally ignoring Sanzo and his pissy look. Goku, on the other hand, saw the look. He laughed lightly, though, because he did adore Meagan's affection. It was different than most people; it was like she liked him, without any restraints.
Which was true, she loved Goku for everything that he was. "We got you a jacket!" Goku held up the royal purple jacket. It was lined with faux fur, and looked very sleek, with frog buttons and a parka-like hood. The miko blinked at the jacket, then smiled, taking it into her arms, "Oh, Goku-chan…" her eyes looked at the jacket, lovingly. Sanzo rolled his eyes, and looked at the bear on the floorboard. His eye twitched, annoying bear.
Goku smiled, "And I saw this yummy looking Ramen stand back a ways! Rizu-nee-chan wouldn't take me, but… will you?" Goku asked the Miko as she pulled on the jacket.
She smiled, "I love ramen, but Sanzo will get mad if we hold everyone up. Can I take a rain check?"
Goku sighed, pouted, and then smiled widely, "Yeah! I guess it's okay! Look, I got a green jacket!" He held up his jacket, which was a deep green. "Rizu-nee-chan got a black one!"
"What about us?" Gojyo asked, a rather annoyed tone.
"We didn't think you three would look good in pink, and the rest of the where in children sizes. The man said we had to cross the mountains to get to the west, and he said it would be cold. I'm not going to wear those drapes again."
Gojyo huffed, "And, what? You expect us to go unfashionable?"
"Now, Gojyo…" Hakkai tired to reason. Gojyo crossed his arms and leered at the she-wolf.
Elizabeth pouted lightly, "I'm sorry, Gojyo."
Gojyo looked away, "Whatever."
"If you are quite done, I want to get going. NOW." The pissy Sanzo demanded.
"Goku-chan, can I sit in your lap? My current seat is in a very bad mood."
Goku smiled; "My lap is your seat!" he climbed into Jeep and helped the Miko in, pulling her into his lap. Gojyo sat next to Goku, who was in the middle, and Elizabeth sat behind Sanzo. She typed on her computer, and Gojyo watched as Meagan started teaching Goku a hand game.
An object hit Meagan in the back of the head. She turned, and there was her beloved bear in her face, Sanzo holding it out to her. She blinked and smiled, "Arigato, Sanzo-kun."
"Feh."
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Mei-chan: Heey! People are liking that I called Kannon 'Boytits'!
Rizu-chan: …That was my idea to call her that.
Mei-chan: But it was me who said it!
Rizu-chan: But it's my thought. You may get credited with the Boytits comment… but it's me that should get the praise.
Mei-chan: ……But I said it…
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